I Wanna Talk about How to Get a Girlfriend

I think you’re skipping the most important part for a beta. The women has to be interested to offer sex or even listen to anything that you say that is or isn’t repulsive.

Nah.

I mean, it’s wierd. Like if I just stand there in any given place for any amount of time, a woman will come up and start talking to me. If I nod and smile even now with masks and stuff, and don’t say anything silly, there is a very good chance we will end up in the sack.

Caveat being that I’m married and have to shut it down before I do anything stupid.

And it’s not like I’m some super stud either. I’m smack in the wheel house of middle age, and not in the greatest shape of my life either.

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Does it need to be explained to you that that doesn’t happen to every guy?

Nope. I’m usually standing there watching a room full of them act like monkeys.

Once you reject the false dichotomy of alpha > beta, you can also reject that one guy gets all of the cookies and you get the crumbs.

Unfortunately, when most people accept that, they defacto accept that they are the ones who get the crumbs.

If you want to look at animals like wolves and draw an analogy, look at the females of the pack. They’re the determinant in which male gets to reproduce.

So while a bunch of guys are comparing watches and flashing cash, I’m over on the side going “Hey! You wanna go get coffee?”. :joy:

And the typical response is “Yeah. Do you have a coffee maker at home?”.

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Go inject yourself with estrogen and see if you have the same results. Some of you are so simple. You think because you’re successful with women, that’s it’s easy and every guy should be but it’s their mentality.

If life was fair we’d have to life more than once and someone like you would have to see what it’s like for it to not be so easy.

How’s that complexity workin’ for ya?

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Like I said in my edit if life were fair we’d live more than once and you’d have to see what it’s like to not have things handed to you so easily and laugh at other people that it’s not so easy for.

You don’t even know me I’ve had prostate cancer, diabetes cholesterol problems serious health issues yet you judge. Again you’re a simpleton.

I’m offering a suggestion. No judgment there.

And there hasn’t been a single easy thing about my life.

Take a peek:

In fact, I’m in the midst of another existential smack down, and may soon require another heart surgery. I’ll find out on the 20th.

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Ok, then why are you making stupid posts about how women approach you and want to bang you all the time and that it’s simply someone’s else mentality that they don’t do that for them when you should know it could be very different if you were still fat. You think women would want to go have “coffee” if you were still a fatty? Think for a second.

Won’t be reading your reply. I’ve seen enough.

Who’s judging here? You’ve called me a simpleton, spoiled, and a fatty.

I used to eat cat food for breakfast because we had to fight each other for food and I was the smallest and weakest.

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You earned the first two, I didn’t call you a fatty you said you were fat I simply asked a question based off what you said, yet you spin it that I just called you fat. Why would I just do that when you’re not fat in your picture? Sounds like whining to me.

You seem to be in denial about the fact that you did the hard work and that is why you have success with women. How’d you do when you were fat? Did you stand around and have women come talk to you? If so, were they as good looking as the ones when you got in shape? You know I’m right about everything I’ve said that’s why it bothers you. You seem to have no self awareness at all that getting in shape matters, hard to believe since you actually got in shape.

Dude, you’re a complete twat. I’ve never been actually fat, by any standard.

You literally shit yourself in every single discussion as soon as something doesn’t fit your assumptions, and there are so many.

Don’t bother me with anymore responses.

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Sometimes I feel dumb - usually coincides with some type of math or physics

Then I look at threads like these and realize, it could be worse

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I have the feeling that a lot of ppl very good at math and physics are asking the same question as the OP :joy:

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Maybe … maybe not … but you were talking about a man’s ability to explain his luck with women which would require those attributes … or don’t you understand the words you say?

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And here I was; CONVINCED my Borat mankini would be a hit for first dates

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You have to accessorize for that. Start with assless chaps then take those off after you both get comfortable. :+1:

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I find it weird that so many threads on this site go the same way:

OP: I need help achieving X

Poster: I have achieved X, this is how I did it

OP: That will never work for me because insert self defeating bullshit here. Why can’t you understand how difficult my life is man? Why don’t you all get it? God, you guys are such arseholes for continuing to be successful at X. Why can’t you all admit you’re cheating?

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Yeah but they’re talking about beta functions, not beta males lmao

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