Going all out for the kids is pretty cool though.
Donating money isn’t going “all out”, and promising to fix sins with money is one of the few shady practices that Christianity rejected 
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It is worse than offering money to fix his sins. It is a pre-meditated plan to pay for them. I don’t think any branch of Christianity would find that acceptable. Pretty sure your sins don’t get forgiven when you ask for it with your evil plans still in your heart.
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ROFL didn’t see that one. Good luck finding one.
And nice troll BTW!
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We have a new Smeagol here
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Brings a whole new perspective to “indulgences”.
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Sins on credit! The sinsurance companies will get you on those sinterest rates though.
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He could just go all out and sell his soul to a crossroads demon (a la Robert Johnson) - he can have ten years of his fantasy mansion before it’s time to pay the piper.
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My Econ professor would call that coase theorem 
My deductible just went up, but they gave me a break on the monthly.
I haven’t done anything in a while but it’s like they’re expecting me to or something. They have all of those actuarial tables & shit.
“Oh 48, coming up on 49, yadda yadda yadda, we better adjust that policy. He’s still married. We got about another year before he goes on TRT and buys a corvette. ”.
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Reading this thread has further convinced me that I should become a crazy dog lady.
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Please don’t. Anything but that. 
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Better crazy dog lady than crazy cat lady
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Gonna be a bit until replies happen folks
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I had a bad experience with one pulling a gun because she didn’t want to put her dog on a leash.
It was actually kinda funny, but gun involved none the less.
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The problem with cats is that they’re semi- collectible. There’s never only just one…
I am not convinced he was trolling. I think he was delusional (based on his other threads).
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There has been a strong incidence of cat women in my life, and after all of the previous talk of double entendre, I don’t really know where to go with this.
I’m just gonna duck out for a while and hope for another node to form in this fractal of a thread.
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I meant it literally 
. Everyone I know who has a cat has at least two and the stereotypical crazy cat lady always has at least 10
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Suspended for a fun discussion? Tyranny, Bros!
Free Bapoleon!
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