I Wanna Talk about How to Get a Girlfriend

I have two good friends who are womanizers, and are sleeping with 3-7 different girls every weeks, so hudnreds. Yet in both case, (one yesterday, the other like one or two months ago, it’s funny how the world is) when they got a message from their exes, the last or only girls they really loved, their heart started pumping, all notion of ego, being an alpha or whatever flew through the roof, and they just wanted to feel that again, not countless random girls.

This kinda of Dan Bilzerian lifestyle won’t make you happy, trust me.

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yeah that all sounds very Christian to me bro

tw

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They’re generally as simple and predictable as men.

As someone once wrote, being a liberal and a Christian is akin to dual citizenship. One is antithetical to the other.

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No dude, I don’t think you understand my experiences. lol. Bro, I’ve met the kind of girls who’d jump my bones after merely flexing to her my quadriceps. Those girls gross me the heck out.

What I do want is an adventure, where I work to earn the affection of a certain lady. I’ve felt that feeling many times, and a mere kiss on the cheek from them felt far more satisfying than sex with some random girl. This time, I want the affection to ultimately be her fully giving herself to me in the bedroom. Those were relatively rare in my life, but the times I experienced them, it was amazing. It’s the kind of sex where the only way the girl would tell you to stop is if she legitimately just can’t physically handle it. And then she just lets you do whatever you want as long as it’s nothing crazy. This time, I want it to be with a woman who’d end up marrying me. And someone who is TRULY super beautiful and fit, so my son would inherit great genes. Or if she’s a daughter, she’d look like her mom and live her life being desired by boys and men and learning leadership by being a good queen.

If I have to go through several women until I finally meet the perfect one, then so be it.

The alpha male sex fantasy I have in my heart is more along the lines of several women in my hypothetical mansion who love me and sincerely believe I’m the greatest man ever and I am God’s gift to them. Not like a bunch of broads looking for a house to get drunk in and then get back to their daily lives after that night.

Who wouldn’t want that kind of life?

What do you want me to say? Bro, I’m not a naturally likeable and outgoing person. The times that I got laid, I worked for them, accommodating to the needs of the woman, projecting myself in an attractive way. I’m not that guy who has a naturally awesome personality. I can’t just flat out proclaim that I will get married and stay loyal to a woman I’ve SETTLED with when I deeply know I can be living a life of pleasure with several hot women or one hot wife. And guess what? A hot woman nowadays is usually just gonna be a glorified high class whore who will marry me and then divorce me for half my property. So I gotta be the kind of alpha male she believes is best for her life and not worth leaving for some lesser man.

Moral absolutism is just no longer sustainable. If someone who looks like Rinoa Heartilly from the game Final Fantasy 8 becomes friends with me, learns more about me, and God-forbid FALLS IN LOVE WITH ME, and then she says “Bee, I think I’m in love with you… My parents set me up with a rich guy when I was seventeen and we got married in a Church. He was a cool guy but as we stayed married for years, he started showing his true colors and he’s just being emotionally abusive to me now. I want out. You’re dedicated to your college studies so you can potentially be just as good of a provider if we get married. But things are complicated. I can’t divorce because of such and such reasons… I love you. Take me out tonight. Let’s have fun and enjoy each other’s company. He doesn’t have to know. I’ll leave him eventually. And even if I can’t, there’s nothing here in this country that says it’s illegal to fuck a great alpha male like you even if I’m married. Take me on a date and I’ll let you do whatever you want with me in your room tonight.” Given that scenario, do you honestly think a man is gonna be able to resist the temptation?? It’s not right in an absolute moral sense, but you gotta be fair to me and her. Just because the Inquisition was affiliated with the original organized Jesus-inspired religion doesn’t mean it’s okay to burn people at the stake.

Man is the measure of all things. In an ideal world, that man is God the Father and His Son, Jesus Christ, being the emperor of the planet. But we’re not there yet. We have to compromise. Flappinit, I’ve been a true Christian before and people fucked me over. I followed the teachings of Christ and people took advantage of it. I can tell you stories from my past that will break your and everyone’s heart. I can’t go through that anymore ever. I’ve been through enough of it.

True Christianity is when a person realizes he or she is just as evil as everyone else, prays to Jesus for forgiveness and guidance, and COMPROMISES by means of REASONABLE SACRIFICES. Jesus said that if your hand causes you to sin, you cut it off. Come on, bro. Even the most moral men and women in the world wouldn’t do that stupidity.

So what do I do? I pray to Jesus. And I tell him, “God… I want hot girls. I will do things right by their standards. Some of them might require expensive dates before they have sex with me. Others may just want me to be myself and be fun. Others may want flowers. Whatever… But I’ll enter the world of USA hook-ups and get myself an anime cosplayer with a nice rack. Preferably someone who cosplays as Eliza from Tekken 7. And I’ll hook up with her and she may end up being a steady girlfriend. Me and her will have tons of premarital sex!! Lots of it!! YEAH!! But God, as a compromise, I’ll donate lots of money to Saint Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital! Fair deal right? Thanks Jesus. I’ll talk to you later.”

Dude, THAT is real Christianity. It’s about honesty and effort. Not suppressing your sense of adventure and end up exploding like a maniac because you were bottling up your emotions. As far as God is concerned, as long as you do not cross the truly strict boundaries, it’s all good.

I’m getting greenboy vibes

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Bruh?? Next you’ll be saying they’re just as human as men .. with this garbage I have to discount everything you say …

You’re one very inconsistent young man .. generally speaking, the type of women who’d be part of your mansion-dwelling harem would the the exact type of women who’d jump your bones after merely flexing you quads…you dumb, homie. Like dumb dumb.

dafuq?

Generally speaking, this type of woman will have no respect for you, but will want to live in your mansion - they’ll use you as much as you’ll use them…you dumb

Me. Sounds miserable.

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Similar sentiments, but different poster. He was here in a past life as @Bee_Brian , so the bona-fides are real.

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What does “going through” mean?

I think you misunderstand how relationships work, as opposed to transactions.

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Every quality cult has the leader banging all the chicks.

Learned that watching “Waco” on Netflix (which I highly recommend).

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Either payment or burial, I suspect. Or both.

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They have a no-no part in their Broca’s area.

That’s why they like when we talk to them.

And they like even more when we listen.

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Spent much of 2020 at home with 9 girls and women.

At various points, I contemplated faking corona-virus exposure to get some peace and quiet.

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Literal lol.

I think you are delusional. Based on your writing and how you perceive yourself, I don’t think you are rooted in reality. You seem to be living in some fantasy where you perceive yourself as some alpha Chad (who is successful, good looking, and jacked). I’ve seen your squat video, this isn’t reality. I am going to sound like a dick here, but you don’t have alpha Chad looks. I suggest you try to fairly evaluate yourself.

I think many men are unsuccessful with women, because they are going for women out of their league. Women aren’t dumb. They usually know about how attractive they are, and about how attractive you are. A 9-10 rarely goes out with a 2-3. Perhaps if the 2-3 has a lot going for them (good job, good personality, charm), but it is rare. People note when a couple is mismatched on looks because it is rare. Generally, people are paired with someone with similar looks.

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You’re completely insane. You wouldn’t even know what a real-life her would like.

Feels like you really embody this quote by Wilde: “Everything in life is about sex, except for sex, which is about power”.

Anyway, you’re either a troll, insane, or have a weird, sad vision of girls and relationships.

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Thank you for finally breaking this ice on this.

OP, you are completely off your rocker. You are also completely full of shit.

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So, when I said you were off base before, I was really understating things. You also have a hilarious idea of how prayer works.

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