It’s over Johnny, it’s all over.
He knows!
As of January 13, the NY Post reported that Chuck Norris is aware of the “facts” circulating about him on the web. He has not decided what to do…yet.
May Chuck have mercy on your souls.
[quote]Haramdar wrote:
The milkshake doesn’t bring Chuck Norris to the yard.
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!
CLASSIC!
Does anyone know how to get the gift of beard from Mr. Norris?
[quote]Madman2 wrote:
Does anyone know how to get the gift of beard from Mr. Norris?[/quote]
You don’t get the gift of beard, the gift of beard get’s you.
[quote]nikolo wrote:
It’s over Johnny, it’s all over.
He knows!
As of January 13, the NY Post reported that Chuck Norris is aware of the “facts” circulating about him on the web. He has not decided what to do…yet.
May Chuck have mercy on your souls.[/quote]
He actually talks about it on his website http://www.chucknorris.com under the “Current Events” section.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, its not because he is gay. It’s because he has simply run out of women.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark before. He believes the interrogative tense demonstrates weakness.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”
[quote]conorh wrote:
Madman2 wrote:
Does anyone know how to get the gift of beard from Mr. Norris?
You don’t get the gift of beard, the gift of beard get’s you.[/quote]
I’m waiting with baited breath now! 
If I have to I will personally keep this thread alive!
Each individual hair in Chuck Norris’ beard, has a beard of it’s own
legend has it that chuck norris was the inspiration behind T-Nation either that or for TC to find some cool chicks to cyberchat with.
[quote]jacktors wrote:
legend has it that chuck norris was the inspiration behind T-Nation either that or for TC to find some cool chicks to cyberchat with.[/quote]
You’re new so we’ll leave it at ::cough::you killed it::cough::
Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
[quote]MikeTheBear wrote:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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“Theory”? Chuck Norris IS evolution!
The “Fantastic Four” is a nick name for Chuck Norris and his package.
Chuck Norris’ dick is so big, it has it’s own dick, and even Chuck Norris’ dick’s dick is bigger than your dick.
This shit is way too amusing!
Chuck Norris HAS slept with your sister. Deal with it.
Fuck evolution, Chuck Norris is his own supernatural selection.
Chuck Norris needs a bra for his nuts.
His apple bag may get in the way of death kicks if not properly harnessed, resulting in a failed death kick and just paralyzation from the forehead down.
Chuck Norris can even make steven seagal look like a pussy. (There is no way you can get tougher than that.)