I Need a Hollywood Haircut

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[quote]gregron wrote:
hahahaha you’re best bets are:

  1. leave the mop and just rock that look. Who gives a fuck if its messy as long as you sport it with confidence
  2. buzz it down. Maybe not all the way but pretty short cropped
  3. get a “regular” haircut, 3-5 inches on top (thats average right?) and blended on the sides

also a must is what rooster said. Take care of that unibrow man.

and the donts:

dont get a military haircut A.K.A. “a high and stupid” lol… If you’re going short go short all over

.greg.
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I still ask for a “low reg” when I go to the barber.

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extreme pain loses 10 man points for posting a pic of the bieber.

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hahahaha I was gonna suggest the Bieber… AKA “the windswept” (thats what it said on one site)

Glad I didnt post it so I could keep my man points

EDIT: Dont subtract man points for knowing that its called the windswept… that was from the interwebz i swear

.greg.

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windswept…WTF id just call it the gay haircut, who comes up with these names? lol

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[quote]Kerley wrote:
extreme pain loses 10 man points for posting a pic of the bieber.[/quote]

Can I get them back if I put a wormwood hat on my avatar?

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Go korean

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[quote]Kerley wrote:
windswept…WTF id just call it the gay haircut, who comes up with these names? lol[/quote]

moms with 12 y/o girls

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[quote]Extremepain wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
extreme pain loses 10 man points for posting a pic of the bieber.[/quote]

Can I get them back if I put a wormwood hat on my avatar?[/quote]

you win extra if you do that!

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Buzz.

/thread

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[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
windswept…WTF id just call it the gay haircut, who comes up with these names? lol[/quote]

moms with 12 y/o girls[/quote]

not now chief am in the fucking zone!

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Would this haircut work with my facial structure and hair texture/type?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_30PRmkOl4ro/Sc9bEwXJgpI/AAAAAAAAMWM/0lWJxmNmWV8/s1600/Stylish Short Funky Hairstyles For Men.jpg

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what about a hat?

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
what about a hat?[/quote]

I like hats, but they aren’t practical for every situation, which is why I need a good solid haircut.

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oh.

well what about a ghey hat?

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Take your pick:

(how soon some forget)

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Short buzzer on the sides. maybe a 2 guard tapering up to a 7 however gradual or steep youd like. Scissor the top. Slightly asymmetrical. Bit longer in the front than the top of the head perhaps. Anything is better than the shit currently on your head.

Go to an actual hair stylist one time. Get a good haircut. Take a picture then have your regular barber copy it.

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[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Short buzzer on the sides. maybe a 2 guard tapering up to a 7 however gradual or steep youd like. Scissor the top. Slightly asymmetrical. Bit longer in the front than the top of the head perhaps. Anything is better than the shit currently on your head.

Go to an actual hair stylist one time. Get a good haircut. Take a picture then have your regular barber copy it. [/quote]

Do you have a picture of what that looks like that I can bring to my hair stylist?

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Go with something like that. Maybe a bit shorter on the sides since youre young. Sideburn length is important. DOnt make them too short or too long.

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Bonez made a great suggestion

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Stick with the “short-on-the-sides-a-bit-longer-on-top” advice.

And wtf is up with your hair. It looks like hay. Maybe you shampoo too often. Try doing it every other day, and use some conditioner… bro