I LOVE YOU AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

I just got the following spam mail…

I LOVE YOU AND I DON’T WANT YOU TO DIE!

This message was taped to Richard Simmons car before he lost weight and became a millionaire. It motivated him to lose weight and well, the rest is history.

Forget what you look like, being overweight will KILL you in one way or another. If you don’t love yourself enough to live, then do it for your family and friends. They need you and you are causing them to worry.

Well, the e-mail went on to promote some berry fat burning product. But I can say that there’s nothing less motivataing than having to read a story about Richard Simmons before I head out to the gym. I remember TC recommending us going to Simmons’ site in an Atomic Dog for angry motivation. Well, we’ll see what it does for me. Just wanted to share!

This is what happened to me. I looked in the mirror and said, “Your a fat sommmmmammamabitch. You need to lose some weight fat ass!” It worked.

that would be ‘berry trim plus’ I get that email about once a week. I actually read through the site once. That stuff is AMAZING!!! Eat right, exercise and take berry trim plus then you will lose weight!!! go figure! I’ll bet if you do the first two only the same thing will happen!!! man, if I could have HALF the money people waste on that shit…

GrowtH, what are you talking about. Richard Simmons has taught me everything I know about proper exercise methods, he is the best exercise guru around…ummm errrr yeah Dick Simmons makes me want to vomit. I’d rather shave my head with a hacksaw than listen to that idot ramble on. Whats with that dude’s afro?