HAHA,
I noticed the same thing. I didnt realize how old this thread was till the last post!!! Karma…for what its worth, I respect you and your opinions. I always get a good laugh when I read your threads. What ever happened anyways??? Are your friend and her idiot boyfriend back together?
Ok, sorry if I missed it, but I was busy masturbating to some of these posts. Two questions: exactly how big was this guy’s wang and what was his MAX BENCH?
CGB: LOL… I don’t know how big Jay’s wang was or what his max bench was. I do know that the guy that was too big for my girlfriend to enjoy was similar to the male friend I described - roughly 12" long as as thick as my forearm. There’s only so much you can do with a tool that size… make movies, fuck barnyard animals or stick to hand jobs.
Tony G: Ish. Don’t get me started on that fuckup. They did end up getting back together, broke up, got engaged, bought a house, planned a wedding, etc. Naturally, I was attempting to be the voice of reason “If you are really really sure about this then fine. But I just don’t see it being right for you… but I’ll support you if you decide to do this.” So on and on things went. Until about two weeks ago when they got into a fight, over me no less. He did the “Pick her or pick me” bullshit. Of course, being my girl and a lot like me, you simply don’t lay down an ultimatum like that and expect anything but the worst. He could have said “Pick me or jump off that cliff to your death” and the fact that he’d made it an ultimatum would cause her to jump…she picked me. (There had been many smaller fights along this line before so this was simply a culmination.) He threw a fit like the little beeyatch he is and effectively did/said all the things necessary for her to call it quits. She’s looking for a place of her own now. Poor thing. He fucker her head over rather well for a while but now she’s seeing him for what he is.
JPfitness: I take what happens on this board only seriously enough to make the effort to express myself unequivocally and after that if someone has an irrational, illogical desire to continue to attack me - fuck 'em. I make my point and move on.
Hey ~karma~
u r deffinetly one good karma and I like u.
liked shit that u said here
If u were looking for some ego boost in that thread u got it
if not - u will get it anyway
A question
As a person who’s been through a lot, don’t you smile to urself once in a while when people talk about shit they dont know about like sex, drugs, poverty, and hardships?
u dont sound bitter in anyway which is nice also.
Training took me out of it, Im guessing thats what did it for u
good for u
All weight trainees have this brotherly (and sisterly) bond between them
and BTW I have a small dick and happy as hell about it (for many obvious and not obvious reasons) and so is my girl.
flame ahead unsecure guys!
(cupcake dissapointed?)
DICK SIZE…what a waste of energy talking about it. First of all, it’s all a GENETIC LOTTERY thing. You deal the hand you were dealt (whoah…almost a pun here if you insert the word hand in that phrase). Second, there’s nothing you can do about it. You can’t change it by training, willpower, or arguing. Why attach your ego so much to something you have no control over? Better concentrate on how well you use it, whatever size you have. Somebody will probably bring up the ‘it’s better having a small and efficient tool than a big all-show no go tool’ argument. To that I answer…what about the other 2 options…‘no-show no-go or the all-show all-go’? Don’t you get surprised when people always present you either/or options? Seems they always forget the AND option…I guess the either/or recomforts them. Too bad it’s a partial sample and not the whole playfield. Go figure! Nice thread!
karma, thanks. I now have a new favorite quote.
“There’s only so much you can do with a tool that size… make movies, fuck barnyard animals or stick to hand jobs.”
Must be why my girlfriend keeps suggesting I get a farm and take up film making.
CGB: LOL… Glad to be of service!
Glute-spanker: Ok, gotta say this - your pic in the Photo section is rather nice but the handle has got to go!
Anyway, as far as how I view people who talk about certain topics without really knowing/experiencing them - it depends on the delivery. If they are being arrogant assholes then I am not overly kind or receptive. If they acknowledge their lack of real world experience, I have no problem with them. While I’ve seen more than my fair share of shit, I’ve not even scraped the tip of the iceberg in relation to what people deal with every day in other parts of the world. I’m not going to go crying “Poor Me!” because I’ve eaten out of dumpsters and slept in alleys. Others have not eaten for days and don’t know what a bed feels like. I’m not going to expect sympathy for making poor choices when others are not given a choice. But neither am I going to allow some prick (as you saw earlier in the thread) to denegrate me for how I’ve lived/experienced life. I don’t bemoan my past - it’s made who I am now and I fucking well know nothing can best me now. If there’s a challenge, it’s as good as overcome. There are no pity parties here. That, if anything, is my strength.
As far as training taking my bitterness away. Uh, no. I still have bitterness. It’s not directed at life in general (as most people manifest it) but at a few very pivotal people. In general I am a very positive, though pragmatic, person. Put me in the same room as one of those pivotal people and you would see an entirely different “me”. Luckily, that hasn’t happened in a great many years and barring reincarnation, probably will not happen again.
What helps me deal with my bitterness is being of service. Odd and corny as it may sound, there’s a reason I’m alive today to talk about and teach the lessons I learned. That reason is the embodied in the kids I work with. Through them, I gain relief from the vestiges of pain. Through them, my hardships have purpose. Every time one of them calls me at 2 in the morning to intercede with their parents, every time I get a frantic phone call from a hospital, every time I see their grades improve or a scholarship application get approved - this is why I went through what I did; this is what KARMA is all about. I suffered and learned hard-ass lessons so I could help these kids through theirs.
Talk about bringing up the past in more ways than one…this is an old thread!
Karma, my respect for you went up several notches. And your friend’s guy is a dork, to say the least.
About your question on knowing someone’s past, I’ll take the other route than most others seemed to and say I’d like to know most of her past history (comparative dick/sex skills can be left out).
I believe in full disclosure because (IMHO) a deep, loving relationship is knowing everything about your partner and still wanting to be with them.
Without knowing their past, I don’t know who they are. Plus, it’s a test of the relationship. Do you stick around only for the good parts or for the good and bad?