Oh btw, good one Matty. I would have loved to see the look on that asshole’s face
Beast…its all about common courtesy, thanks man
beans - its the first thing I will do when I get home
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
…and it was sweet!
So…I am usually the type of person to give strangers their space and the respect I would like. Espescially when going to work. I work in downtown manhattan which is a real rat race, usually on my way to my mind numbing job, I dodge umbrellas, speeding women, strollers, cell phone talkers…and you get the point.
It seems like I am always walking sideways. Im not the smallest guy in the world so I dont want to plow into someone, I dont want to be an asshole, yet somehow I always seem to be making the first move to get out of the way.
Yesterday, was a tremendously shitty day in NYC rainy and windy, umbrellas were jacking me, and as usual here I am trying to be courteuous, this one middle - aged corporate type guy, as I was trying to get out of the way FUCKING plowed into me, actually caught me off guard, and as usual he sped away. I stopped, thought about confronting him and thought better of it, cuz Im not 20 Im 34. But I did tell myself if I saw him again I was gonna hip check him like I was Darius Kasparitus!
I got my wish…Chambers street and Broadway, perfect timing. He was looking down seemingly unaware of what was coming, his brooks brothers suit was staring at me and coming closer, I sped up like Chris Johnson hitting a hole…BAMMMMMM I FUCKING FLOORED HIM! ASS FIRST! LOOKED DOWN AND SAID THATS FOR YESTERDAY, SHOW SOME RESPECT! (he didnt say a word)…IT FELT GOOD TO TAKE THE LOW ROAD FOR ONCE!
Now I will go back to avoiding people and being the courteous person that I have become, but it felt good to give some fucktard what he had coming.
MXL[/quote]
Satisfying I’m sure, but not cool. There is no honor in attacking the weak. I’m the same way, I’ll move first and I’m annoyed almost to the point of violence when people can’t return common decency in kind. But the moment you succumb to that, you’re no better than the asshole you’ve just floored. Your thread should be titled, “I was an asshole today, and it felt good”. Carry on 
It was one I will never forget!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Damn. I’m starting to see the genius behind Celtics.[/quote]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I don’t blame you OP. People are assholes walking in the street. I stopped moving a long time ago, and despite my lack of height I rarely get bumped into.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
hahah. You’re not the only one Matty. I experience it quite a bit too. I try and be nice and slide out of the way so I don’t shoulder check someone but it really is always me seeming to move out of the way. Girls, emo kids, etc. Doesn’t matter. Fucking annoying.
For the record, I am 6’2 275.
PS- Did you ever read up what I told you about?[/quote]
wow! You are a big human!
I did actually and talked to my doc who is aware of the situation, she however wants to try w/o it first and then check back in 4 weeks. I appreciate the heads up man.
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Haha. You would never guess I am this heavy. I get pegged for 200-240 all the time.
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
hahah. You’re not the only one Matty. I experience it quite a bit too. I try and be nice and slide out of the way so I don’t shoulder check someone but it really is always me seeming to move out of the way. Girls, emo kids, etc. Doesn’t matter. Fucking annoying.
For the record, I am 6’2 275.
PS- Did you ever read up what I told you about?[/quote]
i thought you were gonna be black.[/quote]
Sorry to disappoint? Did you fap? That would make me feel good.
Bodyguard â?? I certainly understand what youâ??re saying, and to a certain extent I agree however, this man was not visibly disabled in any way, was not elderly, was not a child or a woman. 99% of the time I turn the other cheek, I was not preying on the weak, I was simply defending my honor (maybe a little bit overboard here), there was no way of me knowing that he wouldnâ??t of gotten up and engaged me in a brawl, it could of happened, its possible that he may of beat the shit out of me. I took that chance, because I had it with this kind of lack of decency, itâ??s why I loathe Manhattan.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
…and it was sweet!
So…I am usually the type of person to give strangers their space and the respect I would like. Espescially when going to work. I work in downtown manhattan which is a real rat race, usually on my way to my mind numbing job, I dodge umbrellas, speeding women, strollers, cell phone talkers…and you get the point.
It seems like I am always walking sideways. Im not the smallest guy in the world so I dont want to plow into someone, I dont want to be an asshole, yet somehow I always seem to be making the first move to get out of the way.
Yesterday, was a tremendously shitty day in NYC rainy and windy, umbrellas were jacking me, and as usual here I am trying to be courteuous, this one middle - aged corporate type guy, as I was trying to get out of the way FUCKING plowed into me, actually caught me off guard, and as usual he sped away. I stopped, thought about confronting him and thought better of it, cuz Im not 20 Im 34. But I did tell myself if I saw him again I was gonna hip check him like I was Darius Kasparitus!
I got my wish…Chambers street and Broadway, perfect timing. He was looking down seemingly unaware of what was coming, his brooks brothers suit was staring at me and coming closer, I sped up like Chris Johnson hitting a hole…BAMMMMMM I FUCKING FLOORED HIM! ASS FIRST! LOOKED DOWN AND SAID THATS FOR YESTERDAY, SHOW SOME RESPECT! (he didnt say a word)…IT FELT GOOD TO TAKE THE LOW ROAD FOR ONCE!
Now I will go back to avoiding people and being the courteous person that I have become, but it felt good to give some fucktard what he had coming.
MXL[/quote]
Satisfying I’m sure, but not cool. There is no honor in attacking the weak. I’m the same way, I’ll move first and I’m annoyed almost to the point of violence when people can’t return common decency in kind. But the moment you succumb to that, you’re no better than the asshole you’ve just floored. Your thread should be titled, “I was an asshole today, and it felt good”. Carry on :)[/quote]
So according to you we should all let the weak walk around doing whatever the hell they want?
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
…and it was sweet!
So…I am usually the type of person to give strangers their space and the respect I would like. Espescially when going to work. I work in downtown manhattan which is a real rat race, usually on my way to my mind numbing job, I dodge umbrellas, speeding women, strollers, cell phone talkers…and you get the point.
It seems like I am always walking sideways. Im not the smallest guy in the world so I dont want to plow into someone, I dont want to be an asshole, yet somehow I always seem to be making the first move to get out of the way.
Yesterday, was a tremendously shitty day in NYC rainy and windy, umbrellas were jacking me, and as usual here I am trying to be courteuous, this one middle - aged corporate type guy, as I was trying to get out of the way FUCKING plowed into me, actually caught me off guard, and as usual he sped away. I stopped, thought about confronting him and thought better of it, cuz Im not 20 Im 34. But I did tell myself if I saw him again I was gonna hip check him like I was Darius Kasparitus!
I got my wish…Chambers street and Broadway, perfect timing. He was looking down seemingly unaware of what was coming, his brooks brothers suit was staring at me and coming closer, I sped up like Chris Johnson hitting a hole…BAMMMMMM I FUCKING FLOORED HIM! ASS FIRST! LOOKED DOWN AND SAID THATS FOR YESTERDAY, SHOW SOME RESPECT! (he didnt say a word)…IT FELT GOOD TO TAKE THE LOW ROAD FOR ONCE!
Now I will go back to avoiding people and being the courteous person that I have become, but it felt good to give some fucktard what he had coming.
MXL[/quote]
You were right to plow into that guy. I find myself always being the one getting out of other people’s way and find on several occasions they don’t give me the same courtesy. Their are some ethnicitys that don’t give any ground. It must be a cultural thing. I won’t even bring up which ethnicity in order to prevent a dogpile of posts calling me racist.
Damn… I had typed a post on here and it got lost in the ether.
As a woman I will try to avoid people but mostly it seems that people do avoid me so chivalry isn’t dead.
What bugs me also is if I am holding the door open and I don’t let it slam shut on someone they don’t even acknowledge that I held the with so much as a nod much less than a thank you. And the worst offenders are the groups of teenagers, or women and they sail through all of them chattering away and not one of them says a word or does a head nod. It is habit to hold the door, but I do wish I would let it go and let them fend for themselves.
I also hate when people leave their shopping carts next to my car. I normally park next to the cart return anyways so how lazy do you have to be to not put that away!
[quote]PaddyM wrote:
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I have a feeling that Celtics has a really bad stutter in real life. I dunno, just my feeling.[/quote]
Made a short response to this statement.
Happy fappin kerley[/quote]
The 19 second mark is hilarious.[/quote]
I am still waiting for the world to implode. He responds with the most “UN-NORMAL” response to a tounge in cheek crack at him and right in it he says, I’m just a normal guy. Fucking LOLWUT!
V
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Damn. I’m starting to see the genius behind Celtics.[/quote]
i don’t know man. he seems to get creepier with every post.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
…and it was sweet!
So…I am usually the type of person to give strangers their space and the respect I would like. Espescially when going to work. I work in downtown manhattan which is a real rat race, usually on my way to my mind numbing job, I dodge umbrellas, speeding women, strollers, cell phone talkers…and you get the point.
It seems like I am always walking sideways. Im not the smallest guy in the world so I dont want to plow into someone, I dont want to be an asshole, yet somehow I always seem to be making the first move to get out of the way.
Yesterday, was a tremendously shitty day in NYC rainy and windy, umbrellas were jacking me, and as usual here I am trying to be courteuous, this one middle - aged corporate type guy, as I was trying to get out of the way FUCKING plowed into me, actually caught me off guard, and as usual he sped away. I stopped, thought about confronting him and thought better of it, cuz Im not 20 Im 34. But I did tell myself if I saw him again I was gonna hip check him like I was Darius Kasparitus!
I got my wish…Chambers street and Broadway, perfect timing. He was looking down seemingly unaware of what was coming, his brooks brothers suit was staring at me and coming closer, I sped up like Chris Johnson hitting a hole…BAMMMMMM I FUCKING FLOORED HIM! ASS FIRST! LOOKED DOWN AND SAID THATS FOR YESTERDAY, SHOW SOME RESPECT! (he didnt say a word)…IT FELT GOOD TO TAKE THE LOW ROAD FOR ONCE!
Now I will go back to avoiding people and being the courteous person that I have become, but it felt good to give some fucktard what he had coming.
MXL[/quote]
Satisfying I’m sure, but not cool. There is no honor in attacking the weak. I’m the same way, I’ll move first and I’m annoyed almost to the point of violence when people can’t return common decency in kind. But the moment you succumb to that, you’re no better than the asshole you’ve just floored. Your thread should be titled, “I was an asshole today, and it felt good”. Carry on :)[/quote]
So according to you we should all let the weak walk around doing whatever the hell they want?[/quote]
If we do that, the “Progressives” win…and that ain’t happening.
I’m with you Matty. I would’ve done the same thing. I used to move out of the way in the past but not anymore…not unless it’s someone handicapable or elderly.
I can’t wait to get home and check out this video, lol.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Damn… I had typed a post on here and it got lost in the ether.
As a woman I will try to avoid people but mostly it seems that people do avoid me so chivalry isn’t dead.
What bugs me also is if I am holding the door open and I don’t let it slam shut on someone they don’t even acknowledge that I held the with so much as a nod much less than a thank you. And the worst offenders are the groups of teenagers, or women and they sail through all of them chattering away and not one of them says a word or does a head nod. It is habit to hold the door, but I do wish I would let it go and let them fend for themselves.
I also hate when people leave their shopping carts next to my car. I normally park next to the cart return anyways so how lazy do you have to be to not put that away!
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You know what bugs me? It’s when someone is holding the door open for me, but I’m like 200 feet away. So I have to start jogging toward the door so I won’t look like an asshole. If I’m that far away, don’t hold the door open. I have two arms, I can open the door myself.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Damn… I had typed a post on here and it got lost in the ether.
As a woman I will try to avoid people but mostly it seems that people do avoid me so chivalry isn’t dead.
What bugs me also is if I am holding the door open and I don’t let it slam shut on someone they don’t even acknowledge that I held the with so much as a nod much less than a thank you. And the worst offenders are the groups of teenagers, or women and they sail through all of them chattering away and not one of them says a word or does a head nod. It is habit to hold the door, but I do wish I would let it go and let them fend for themselves.
I also hate when people leave their shopping carts next to my car. I normally park next to the cart return anyways so how lazy do you have to be to not put that away!
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Its funny you mention this, I was reading an issue of Glamour Magazine (please dont ask why) and there was an actual small article advising women to stand there ground and wait for men to get out of their way first, as too many times women are the first to get out of the way,
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
There is no honor in attacking the weak. [/quote]
The guy the OP got wasn’t weak in the sense you’re using it. Was he weak when confronted by Matty? Yes. Was he weak for intentionally smashing into people that wouldn’t expect that behaviour? No. Pussy yes (and actually ‘weak’), but Matty gave him back what he’d given him the day before…
Man, that shit pisses me off, too. Sometimes when I’m walking down the sidewalk I feel like people are literally testing me and getting in my way on purpose. You know what they say, nice guys finish last. The other thing that pisses me off is when I’m walking with someone and it’s literally impossible to walk next to them and actually enjoy their company with conversation without people getting in the way. Matty, were you expecting to knock him on his ass or just trying to bump him like he did you (exagurated bump, of course) and he happened to fall?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I can’t wait to get home and check out this video, lol.[/quote]
I can’t wait to go someplace crowded and plow down fucktards!