I’m just going to mindfuck the shit out of you and make my bodyparts look like entirely different bodyparts of celebrities.
Currently I’m working on making my balls look like Arnold’s biceps (left one).
(cue absurd image from PS junkie)
EDIT: I mean that I’m going to make my balls as a collective unit look like Arnold’s left biceps (as opposed to making only my left nut look like Arnold’s biceps- that would just be awkward)
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
I wanted to be black because I was obsessed with their calves.
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This is genius
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
I’m just going to mindfuck the shit out of you and make my bodyparts look like entirely different bodyparts of celebrities.
Currently I’m working on making my balls look like Arnold’s biceps (left one).
(cue absurd image from PS junkie)
EDIT: I mean that I’m going to make my balls as a collective unit look like Arnold’s left biceps (as opposed to making only my left nut look like Arnold’s biceps- that would just be awkward)[/quote]
cool project. Post pictures after you do it.
I am not interested in Arnold’s biceps nor his body as a collective.
I like his voice the best. And if you think about it, the voice isn’t part of the body. It’s more like an alien force that comes from somewhere else to possess the flesh and manifest itself in language to control the physical entity and use it as a vehicle for its own selfish needs…
Since it’s much less tangible than the body…and in contrast even less so with Arnold because of his hard, hyped up physique. Which is why I think detaching it from Arnold would be difficult.
I’ve thought about recording him talking in movies…just random dialogues, and then put it in my ipod and just listen to him say random Alpha shit when I squat and do cardio.
[quote]KrohDaddi wrote:
shoot for the moon
strange new goals for strange new days[/quote]
Damn… that looks a lot like me when I was a teen. The face, that is.
[quote]Nards wrote:
There’s still a brand of toothpaste here called Darlie(it was called Darkie uo to 2001) that in Chinese is called literally “Black Man” toothpaste with an Al Jolson sort of character on the box.[/quote]
There’s a range of oriental cooking sauces in the UK with an “Uncle Ben” brand a bit like that (although the picture’s an actual black guy, rather than a blacked-up guy). Whether “Uncle Ben” has any dodgy overtones I’ve no idea.
http://www.britishsupermarketworldwide.com/acatalog/Uncle_Bens_Oriental_Cooking_Sauces.html
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
I’m just going to mindfuck the shit out of you and make my bodyparts look like entirely different bodyparts of celebrities.
Currently I’m working on making my balls look like Arnold’s biceps (left one).
(cue absurd image from PS junkie)
EDIT: I mean that I’m going to make my balls as a collective unit look like Arnold’s left biceps (as opposed to making only my left nut look like Arnold’s biceps- that would just be awkward)[/quote]
cool project. Post pictures after you do it.
I am not interested in Arnold’s biceps nor his body as a collective.
I like his voice the best. And if you think about it, the voice isn’t part of the body. It’s more like an alien force that comes from somewhere else to possess the flesh and manifest itself in language to control the physical entity and use it as a vehicle for its own selfish needs…
Since it’s much less tangible than the body…and in contrast even less so with Arnold because of his hard, hyped up physique. Which is why I think detaching it from Arnold would be difficult.
I’ve thought about recording him talking in movies…just random dialogues, and then put it in my ipod and just listen to him say random Alpha shit when I squat and do cardio. [/quote]
You could make an extremely long loop with long periods of silence in it and then hear “GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!” at random moments.
I have no idea what that might be good for, but I am pretty sure that long periods of silence would add to the randomness.
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]CC wrote:
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
I have never seen a thread so filled with posts that nobody except the poster can understand.[/quote]
Thus, making this one of the most entertaining threads I have seen here in a while.[/quote]
well let’s just make more out of it to make it more out of place.
well my goal now is to look like “parts” of Hollywood stars. Just parts because as a whole they are fucking boring. I made a thread about Tom Cruise’s sprinting form a while ago and I realized that I wanted to ONLY be the Sprinting Tom, just like I only the Brad Pitt Abs.
and so i shot a film of me running all over the street in taipei trying to look EXACTLY the same way when i sprint so I can be the Sprinting Tom Cruise objectively.
here is a picture[/quote]
I think this is my favourite of you sprinting and yelling in the cell phone. Although I would need a side by side comparison to judge how close to Tom Cruise you are.
Will you be running away from burning vehicles? 
Also when I think Tom Cruise and sprinting I usually think of that scene from The Firm where he looks terrified and he’s sprinting down the street in the dark.
It’s in this Trailer. No cell phone though.
[quote]Mattlebee wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
There’s still a brand of toothpaste here called Darlie(it was called Darkie uo to 2001) that in Chinese is called literally “Black Man” toothpaste with an Al Jolson sort of character on the box.[/quote]
There’s a range of oriental cooking sauces in the UK with an “Uncle Ben” brand a bit like that (although the picture’s an actual black guy, rather than a blacked-up guy). Whether “Uncle Ben” has any dodgy overtones I’ve no idea.
http://www.britishsupermarketworldwide.com/acatalog/Uncle_Bens_Oriental_Cooking_Sauces.html[/quote]
Uncle Bens is a US product, it has no racial tones (that I am aware of), it has been a product for many, many years.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]CC wrote:
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
I have never seen a thread so filled with posts that nobody except the poster can understand.[/quote]
Thus, making this one of the most entertaining threads I have seen here in a while.[/quote]
well let’s just make more out of it to make it more out of place.
well my goal now is to look like “parts” of Hollywood stars. Just parts because as a whole they are fucking boring. I made a thread about Tom Cruise’s sprinting form a while ago and I realized that I wanted to ONLY be the Sprinting Tom, just like I only the Brad Pitt Abs.
and so i shot a film of me running all over the street in taipei trying to look EXACTLY the same way when i sprint so I can be the Sprinting Tom Cruise objectively.
here is a picture[/quote]
I think this is my favourite of you sprinting and yelling in the cell phone. Although I would need a side by side comparison to judge how close to Tom Cruise you are.
Will you be running away from burning vehicles?
Also when I think Tom Cruise and sprinting I usually think of that scene from The Firm where he looks terrified and he’s sprinting down the street in the dark.
It’s in this Trailer. No cell phone though.
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NO burning vehicles. but i ran against other stakes i create. Like against a street light just before it’s about to turn red
^^ That’s easy though cuz in Taipei we got that little green man telling you when you got to run.
You see, I don’t get it…why did you post that here? It doesn’t follow from anything before it from what I can see.
is this perchance also how you approach girls?
Y’see, I don’t even know if that last comment was directed at me.
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
I’m just going to mindfuck the shit out of you and make my bodyparts look like entirely different bodyparts of celebrities.
Currently I’m working on making my balls look like Arnold’s biceps (left one).
(cue absurd image from PS junkie)
EDIT: I mean that I’m going to make my balls as a collective unit look like Arnold’s left biceps (as opposed to making only my left nut look like Arnold’s biceps- that would just be awkward)[/quote]
cool project. Post pictures after you do it.
I am not interested in Arnold’s biceps nor his body as a collective.
I like his voice the best. And if you think about it, the voice isn’t part of the body. It’s more like an alien force that comes from somewhere else to possess the flesh and manifest itself in language to control the physical entity and use it as a vehicle for its own selfish needs…
Since it’s much less tangible than the body…and in contrast even less so with Arnold because of his hard, hyped up physique. Which is why I think detaching it from Arnold would be difficult.
I’ve thought about recording him talking in movies…just random dialogues, and then put it in my ipod and just listen to him say random Alpha shit when I squat and do cardio. [/quote]
Just get the Austrian Death Machine albums and you’ll be set.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
I’m just going to mindfuck the shit out of you and make my bodyparts look like entirely different bodyparts of celebrities.
Currently I’m working on making my balls look like Arnold’s biceps (left one).
(cue absurd image from PS junkie)
EDIT: I mean that I’m going to make my balls as a collective unit look like Arnold’s left biceps (as opposed to making only my left nut look like Arnold’s biceps- that would just be awkward)[/quote]
cool project. Post pictures after you do it.
I am not interested in Arnold’s biceps nor his body as a collective.
I like his voice the best. And if you think about it, the voice isn’t part of the body. It’s more like an alien force that comes from somewhere else to possess the flesh and manifest itself in language to control the physical entity and use it as a vehicle for its own selfish needs…
Since it’s much less tangible than the body…and in contrast even less so with Arnold because of his hard, hyped up physique. Which is why I think detaching it from Arnold would be difficult.
I’ve thought about recording him talking in movies…just random dialogues, and then put it in my ipod and just listen to him say random Alpha shit when I squat and do cardio. [/quote]
You could make an extremely long loop with long periods of silence in it and then hear “GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!” at random moments.
I have no idea what that might be good for, but I am pretty sure that long periods of silence would add to the randomness. [/quote]
Or this, lol
[quote]Nards wrote:
Y’see, I don’t even know if that last comment was directed at me.[/quote]
Sorry Nards, Krohdaddi refuses to do two things: explain himself… and stop.