I Finally Look Like Brad Pitt from Fight Club.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
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Hahaha! Well done ID, well done =)

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:
I wanted to be black because I was obsessed with their calves.

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As far as racial stereotypes go, I think black men are obsessed over because of other physical features.

It might be true too, because I for one never tripped over my own dick because it got tangled in the carpet.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]anime wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:
I remember thinking, how at one point, everyone wanted to look like Tyler Durden…

And how people didn’t want to get huge. Just ripped - like Brad Pitt from Fight Club and that is how all the women want the male body to look like.

So I set out, as my new project, to see how hard that is.

Conclusion: Everyone wants to look like Tyler Durden, but nobody want’s to lift gay weights (and eat no carbs).[/quote]

You’re an Oriental, and Brad Pitt is a white man. I don’t think you’ll ever look quite like Pitt.[/quote]

Oriental is a rug, he is Asian.

Get your racist comments correct. [/quote]

I’ve already got tons of hate comments like how I’m Asian and he that is white, therefore I can never look like him, and that if I modeled my body after him, then I want to be white and is insecure about my own race. So one more isn’t going to hurt (not like it ever did hurt).

Well to be honest, this never crossed my mind. I got over the fact that I was asian the moment I jumped 40 inches. Ever since then the difference human race has been erased from my mind. And I wanted to look like Brad Pitt’s MUSCLES. I ONLY want to align our muscle fibers together, strand by strand!

I do NOT want to look like his FACE, NOT HIS SKIN… JUST THE MUSCLE. Pure and simple.

i guess u could say that my goal was to be able to be undistinguished from him if you skin us and hook our skinless bodies next to each other and cut off our heads.[/quote]

How did jumping 40 inches help with getting over the fact that you are Asian?

Now if you were white…

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Because I felt asian because I couldn’t jump high and didn’t have nice glutes. And you have to admit that most asians have shitty asses and that made their jumps suffer. Now i got both I feel transparent, or that i jumped out of my skin. [/quote]

I disagree.

No idea about the jumping though.

The only negative stereotype I was able to find was that Asians cannot drive a car well even if their lives depend on it.

So, why dont you win a car race, or worse, open a shop and lose money?

If you find the second idea to be unthinkable, you might be more Asian than you think.[/quote]

because i never wanted to be a car driver, but always wanted to jump higher?

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:
I wanted to be black because I was obsessed with their calves.

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As far as racial stereotypes go, I think black men are obsessed over because of other physical features.

It might be true too, because I for one never tripped over my own dick because it got tangled in the carpet. [/quote]

For the last time…get these damned spy cameras out my house!

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:
I wanted to be black because I was obsessed with their calves.

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As far as racial stereotypes go, I think black men are obsessed over because of other physical features.

It might be true too, because I for one never tripped over my own dick because it got tangled in the carpet. [/quote]

For the last time…get these damned spy cameras out my house![/quote]

For the last time… if you post it online it is fair game.

Whether I have high tech surveillance equipment in your house, car, office and toothbrush or not.

Also, you are a dentist.

You should brush your teeth more often.

[quote]digitalairair wrote:

because i never wanted to be a car driver, but always wanted to jump higher?[/quote]

Ah, I thought you wanted to prove to yourself that you are not limited by stereotypes.

Also, I still dispute that whole Asian butt thing.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:

because i never wanted to be a car driver, but always wanted to jump higher?[/quote]

Ah, I thought you wanted to prove to yourself that you are not limited by stereotypes.

Also, I still dispute that whole Asian butt thing. [/quote]

Well if I want to prove to myself that i am not limited by stereotype can’t I do something more explosive and cool? like jumping over shit and lifting heavy instead of driving and opening up stores and failing purpose? What’s the fun of that?

Oh, and the fact that you had to deliberately pull out a particular asian ass to prove your point only confirms that MOST Asian girls have flat asses. Nobody ever have to pull out a black girl’s ass to prove that black girls have asses because everyone knows that already. This is the case where exception proves the rule.

[quote]digitalairair wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:

because i never wanted to be a car driver, but always wanted to jump higher?[/quote]

Ah, I thought you wanted to prove to yourself that you are not limited by stereotypes.

Also, I still dispute that whole Asian butt thing. [/quote]

Well if I want to prove to myself that i am not limited by stereotype can’t I do something more explosive and cool? like jumping over shit and lifting heavy instead of driving and opening up stores and failing purpose? What’s the fun of that?
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Alright, bear with me here:

It is not a common stereotype that Asians cant jump. I know that the claim is made, because I have the google, but it is not even in the realm of Asians are good at math.

What is, or is not a stereotype is not determined by you but by other people.

The whole point of breaking out of stereotypes is that you will not be limited by what other people think of you due to rather shallow reasons.

Challenging yourself and not be limited by your own beliefs is probably more important and you seem to do that a lot.

Admittedly, the opinions we have of ourselves are very often formed by what other people think of us so you kind of tackle both at the same time, but I think that you lost the ability to free yourself from stereotypes years ago, just because you have broken your own perceived limitations so often that what other people think you can or can not do is pretty meaningless to you.

It has no emotional hold on you.

Hell, I dont believe that you can do some of the things you do and I have seen you do them.

Finally, I would thank you for not shattering my illusions when it comes to female Asian asses.

[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:

[quote]anime wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:
I remember thinking, how at one point, everyone wanted to look like Tyler Durden…

And how people didn’t want to get huge. Just ripped - like Brad Pitt from Fight Club and that is how all the women want the male body to look like.

So I set out, as my new project, to see how hard that is.

Conclusion: Everyone wants to look like Tyler Durden, but nobody want’s to lift gay weights (and eat no carbs).[/quote]

You’re an Oriental, and Brad Pitt is a white man. I don’t think you’ll ever look quite like Pitt.[/quote]

Better to be “oriental” and ripped as fuck then anything else and mediocre.

I find it ironic that you go by “anime” on here (and probs spank to Japanese tentacle porn or something), and still use “oriental.” The word “oriental” is dated by at least 50 years, and that’s being conservative.
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It’s also being ignorant of a world beyond America.

“Oriental” - which, for anyone who thinks it’s racist (or a rug), simply means “from the East” - is still used elsewhere in the world to refer to people from East Asia and has the advantage of being more specific than “Asian”, since Asia is a whole continent.

^^ I can assure you that the word Oriental is used on quite a few restaurants here in Taiwan. They also use “Far East” and “Far Eastern” a lot , which is sort of odd because calling this the Far East is what we would do in the West.

There’s still a brand of toothpaste here called Darlie(it was called Darkie uo to 2001) that in Chinese is called literally “Black Man” toothpaste with an Al Jolson sort of character on the box.

[quote]Nards wrote:
^^ I can assure you that the word Oriental is used on quite a few restaurants here in Taiwan. They also use “Far East” and “Far Eastern” a lot , which is sort of odd because calling this the Far East is what we would do in the West.

There’s still a brand of toothpaste here called Darlie(it was called Darkie uo to 2001) that in Chinese is called literally “Black Man” toothpaste with an Al Jolson sort of character on the box.[/quote]

We get that toothpaste here too! I guess the teeth look brighter with a darker face lol

Unfortunately the signs here are not as hilarious as in Japan, Korea and Greater China. I should really take more photos when I travel.

shoot for the moon
strange new goals for strange new days

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:

because i never wanted to be a car driver, but always wanted to jump higher?[/quote]

Ah, I thought you wanted to prove to yourself that you are not limited by stereotypes.

Also, I still dispute that whole Asian butt thing. [/quote]

Well if I want to prove to myself that i am not limited by stereotype can’t I do something more explosive and cool? like jumping over shit and lifting heavy instead of driving and opening up stores and failing purpose? What’s the fun of that?
[/quote]

Alright, bear with me here:

It is not a common stereotype that Asians cant jump. I know that the claim is made, because I have the google, but it is not even in the realm of Asians are good at math.

What is, or is not a stereotype is not determined by you but by other people.

The whole point of breaking out of stereotypes is that you will not be limited by what other people think of you due to rather shallow reasons.

Challenging yourself and not be limited by your own beliefs is probably more important and you seem to do that a lot.

Admittedly, the opinions we have of ourselves are very often formed by what other people think of us so you kind of tackle both at the same time, but I think that you lost the ability to free yourself from stereotypes years ago, just because you have broken your own perceived limitations so often that what other people think you can or can not do is pretty meaningless to you.

It has no emotional hold on you.

Hell, I dont believe that you can do some of the things you do and I have seen you do them.

Finally, I would thank you for not shattering my illusions when it comes to female Asian asses. [/quote]

You are right man! i feel NO emotion towards stereotype. I recognize that they exist, and usually stereotypes are there for a reason - that is it’s usually the case. But of course that’s not going stop some people from breaking it, and of course that’s not an excuse to stay in it.

And yes, most stereotypes stay that way because people act like the way other people perceive them to act, and the more they act like that , the stronger other people’s perceptions grow as the two parts confirm each other and spiral into a feedback loo.

I have no emotion about stereotype because I broke some of it. That is true as well. Maybe that’s why whenever somebody makes an Asian comment I usually just ignore them, not because I do it on purpose, but because it doesn’t even penetrate my consciousness.

ps. i suck at and fucking hate math

^^ AW man that’s too fucking much now.

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[quote]digitalairair wrote:
I wanted to be black because I was obsessed with their calves.
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Really?

[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
I have never seen a thread so filled with posts that nobody except the poster can understand.[/quote]

Thus, making this one of the most entertaining threads I have seen here in a while.

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:
I wanted to be black because I was obsessed with their calves.
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Really?[/quote]

yes this is a true story. I’m not trolling. it’s not 4chan or misc. I’m serious about everything i post on here.

anyway. NICe calves. but obviously it’s too big for me

[quote]CC wrote:

[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
I have never seen a thread so filled with posts that nobody except the poster can understand.[/quote]

Thus, making this one of the most entertaining threads I have seen here in a while.[/quote]

well let’s just make more out of it to make it more out of place.

well my goal now is to look like “parts” of Hollywood stars. Just parts because as a whole they are fucking boring. I made a thread about Tom Cruise’s sprinting form a while ago and I realized that I wanted to ONLY be the Sprinting Tom, just like I only the Brad Pitt Abs.

and so i shot a film of me running all over the street in taipei trying to look EXACTLY the same way when i sprint so I can be the Sprinting Tom Cruise objectively.

here is a picture