[quote]digitalairair wrote:
WHERE IS MY MIND? I can’t find it. ooops.I tossed it out of my window today when I was driving. Wait I don’t even drive anymore. I must have left it at the squat rack. FUCK! I AM FUCKING FREE. When your body looks better than Brad Pitt you don’t need a mind, you just need to cop 50 pairs of JOrdans. Yap that’s the next stop and some sweat pants too becaue I’m tired of dressing like a hipster faggot… You just let go and even when I am free falling, I will not try to grab onto the cliff or wear a Tom Cruise glove! I will do the Every Muscle in your body movements WHILE IN THE AIR… WHILE falling, and spit my saliva on the person on top of the cliff *yes upward spit. who tried to save me but can’t.
Man i don’t know why, after I started to look like Brad pitt, my breath never smell anymore its like im made up of plastic or something. I stuck 20 dead hamsters plus some other weird foul smelling shit in my mouth and went on a hibernation and slept for 15 years! The whole 15 years span I had Angolena sucking my nipples the whole 15 yards #oops years. And then when I woke up, I kissed my gf , and she didn’t smell a single thing.
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This is vaguely disturbing. Physique is very impressive though- I think you look more legit than Brad as well.
You should be eating carbs instead of shrooms lol[/quote]
can’t do drugs. i just can’t
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I was being generous by assuming that your comment was chemically-inspired. If it wasn’t, you are correct: you should never, ever do drugs. For the safety of yourself and others haha
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sir lulzalot is pleased
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
WHERE IS MY MIND? I can’t find it. ooops.I tossed it out of my window today when I was driving. Wait I don’t even drive anymore. I must have left it at the squat rack. FUCK! I AM FUCKING FREE. When your body looks better than Brad Pitt you don’t need a mind, you just need to cop 50 pairs of JOrdans. Yap that’s the next stop and some sweat pants too becaue I’m tired of dressing like a hipster faggot… You just let go and even when I am free falling, I will not try to grab onto the cliff or wear a Tom Cruise glove! I will do the Every Muscle in your body movements WHILE IN THE AIR… WHILE falling, and spit my saliva on the person on top of the cliff *yes upward spit. who tried to save me but can’t.
Man i don’t know why, after I started to look like Brad pitt, my breath never smell anymore its like im made up of plastic or something. I stuck 20 dead hamsters plus some other weird foul smelling shit in my mouth and went on a hibernation and slept for 15 years! The whole 15 years span I had Angolena sucking my nipples the whole 15 yards #oops years. And then when I woke up, I kissed my gf , and she didn’t smell a single thing.
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This is vaguely disturbing. Physique is very impressive though- I think you look more legit than Brad as well.
You should be eating carbs instead of shrooms lol[/quote]
can’t do drugs. i just can’t
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I was being generous by assuming that your comment was chemically-inspired. If it wasn’t, you are correct: you should never, ever do drugs. For the safety of yourself and others haha
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sir lulzalot is pleased[/quote]
[quote]KrohDaddi wrote:
and now, a message from Johnny Depp
that is all[/quote]
man that;s funny u guys are posting pictures of celebrities. I work out and try to look good and eat healthy, but at the rock bottom of a squat, I would sometimes think to my self FUCK why am I doing this to myself, and think about how I “only” have maybe 10 years left before I start to decline in strength and physique.
And then I would look at near naked pictures of brad pitt and johnny depp and tom cruise sprinting that I saved in my ipod just for this purpose. And then I would feel better because they convince me that I might have another 20 years before entropy get the best of me in order to gain the rest mental strength to carry on.
But that usually doesn’t last long because I would go home and then when I’m eating healthy I would be like FUCK this taste like poopoo and think about how even I made it to 45 looking ripped, in another 10 years I would probably have tumors with long white hair growing out of my armpit where I can’t even put my arms down, let alone lift, masturbate, or lift the spoon up to feed myself.
And then I would think, even if i survived my cancer, in another 5 years I would probably be dead.
This all started when I went a fucking streak without condoms and didn’t give a shit if I would catch anything. And then one day it hit me and I thought I had AIDS and was going to die soon. I struggled and was depressed for months before I finally got tested. And then when I was negative I was happy as hell for a few weeks, and then I started to think that death was only delayed for a few decades and eventually I would die and started to think that I had AIDS my whole life and that it was merely held off for what…80 years? if I could even live that long
But the good thing is that people are living longer, and that’s a fact. And that allows one to push everything back and slack off a little bit and be babies longer.
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
I remember thinking, how at one point, everyone wanted to look like Tyler Durden…
And how people didn’t want to get huge. Just ripped - like Brad Pitt from Fight Club and that is how all the women want the male body to look like.
So I set out, as my new project, to see how hard that is.
Conclusion: Everyone wants to look like Tyler Durden, but nobody want’s to lift gay weights (and eat no carbs).[/quote]
You’re an Oriental, and Brad Pitt is a white man. I don’t think you’ll ever look quite like Pitt.[/quote]
I don’t want his face. just his body.
I want to trick people because whenever I get tripped by but-her faces I freak out
and i want to do the same to people.
if u see a handsome white guy with brad’s body all u will go is nice…but mehhh
