I Finally Look Like Brad Pitt from Fight Club.

[quote]KrohDaddi wrote:
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Kalifornia?

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Tex Ag wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
You have a bigger chest and better shoulders. You are clearly too buff to be Pitt…plus, you didn’t need the makeup, lighting and CGI digital effect to get to that level.

I doubt Brad Pitt looked like Brad Pitt did in that movie.
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Just so I understand, are you saying that Brad Pitt’s build in Fight Club was CGI?[/quote]

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Brad Pitt’s build in that shot is the result of “movie magic”…which includes all of the shit I wrote before. He’s wearing make up. They can remove bruises and tattoos and scars digitally just like they do in magazine photo ads.

In other words, Brad Pitt standing in front of you would not look like Brad Pitt in that photo.[/quote]

yeah man the guys in 300 were all wearing make up and were CGIed. But that didn’t stop people from looking like them though lol . I thin that movie, along with Fight Club probably inspired a whole bunch of people to work out, and “changed their lives”…for how long? DON’t KNOW.

All I know is that seeing someone topless for 8 mins out of the entire film wasn’t why I started training. (it would be cool if it did though), because it would be pretty surreal to have your whole life changed because of a fucking movie. If you are going to start lifting weights just because you saw 300 or Fight Club, should watching a Beautiful Mind make people want to go to college or get PHD ? LOL

[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:
WHERE IS MY MIND? I can’t find it. ooops.I tossed it out of my window today when I was driving. Wait I don’t even drive anymore. I must have left it at the squat rack. FUCK! I AM FUCKING FREE. When your body looks better than Brad Pitt you don’t need a mind, you just need to cop 50 pairs of JOrdans. Yap that’s the next stop and some sweat pants too becaue I’m tired of dressing like a hipster faggot… You just let go and even when I am free falling, I will not try to grab onto the cliff or wear a Tom Cruise glove! I will do the Every Muscle in your body movements WHILE IN THE AIR… WHILE falling, and spit my saliva on the person on top of the cliff *yes upward spit. who tried to save me but can’t.

Man i don’t know why, after I started to look like Brad pitt, my breath never smell anymore its like im made up of plastic or something. I stuck 20 dead hamsters plus some other weird foul smelling shit in my mouth and went on a hibernation and slept for 15 years! The whole 15 years span I had Angolena sucking my nipples the whole 15 yards #oops years. And then when I woke up, I kissed my gf , and she didn’t smell a single thing.
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This is vaguely disturbing. Physique is very impressive though- I think you look more legit than Brad as well.

You should be eating carbs instead of shrooms lol[/quote]

can’t do drugs. i just can’t

[quote]KrohDaddi wrote:
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12 Monkeys. Also 12 Monkeys.

yeah, being asked to play a nutbar is pretty easy.

I hate when people bring up 12 Monkeys as an example of Brad Pitt’s ‘fine’ acting.

[quote]Nards wrote:
yeah, being asked to play a nutbar is pretty easy.

I hate when people bring up 12 Monkeys as an example of Brad Pitt’s ‘fine’ acting.
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Well actually being funny is hard. He has really good comedic timing imo and I think he gets to use that more in the quirkier roles.

Personally I think he was the best one in that movie so maybe it’s just grading on a scale. lol

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
? Dude, Brad Pitt has been around way longer than Thelma and Louise. He has to be hitting 50 or near it by now.[/quote]

Thelma and Louise was his break out role everything before that was mostly forgettable.

But yes he’s almost 50(I think) and he started acting in 87(according to wikipedia) Thelma and Louise was in 91. Just some info. :slight_smile:

I don’t remember anything with him in it before Thelma and Louise though. [/quote]

50 nowadays, isn’t what 50 used to be. just ask Johnny Depp. whos very close to 50 himself. yet nobody would ever think of him as old.

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
yeah, being asked to play a nutbar is pretty easy.

I hate when people bring up 12 Monkeys as an example of Brad Pitt’s ‘fine’ acting.
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Well actually being funny is hard. He has really good comedic timing imo and I think he gets to use that more in the quirkier roles.

Personally I think he was the best one in that movie so maybe it’s just grading on a scale. lol
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how about Tree of Life?

It’s sort of like actresses…they don’t stand out at all unless they have a role as a coked-out hooker or something akin to that.

[quote]Nards wrote:
It’s sort of like actresses…they don’t stand out at all unless they have a role as a coked-out hooker or something akin to that.[/quote]

Well…

For a lot of them that is not that much of stretch…

[quote]Nards wrote:
yeah, being asked to play a nutbar is pretty easy.

I hate when people bring up 12 Monkeys as an example of Brad Pitt’s ‘fine’ acting.
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But he had a contact lense that gave him a squinty eye, giggled and twitched a lot and squatted on beds and armchairs instead of using them properly.

[quote]digitalairair wrote:
WHERE IS MY MIND? I can’t find it. ooops.I tossed it out of my window today when I was driving. Wait I don’t even drive anymore. I must have left it at the squat rack. FUCK! I AM FUCKING FREE. When your body looks better than Brad Pitt you don’t need a mind, you just need to cop 50 pairs of JOrdans. Yap that’s the next stop and some sweat pants too becaue I’m tired of dressing like a hipster faggot… You just let go and even when I am free falling, I will not try to grab onto the cliff or wear a Tom Cruise glove! I will do the Every Muscle in your body movements WHILE IN THE AIR… WHILE falling, and spit my saliva on the person on top of the cliff *yes upward spit. who tried to save me but can’t.

Man i don’t know why, after I started to look like Brad pitt, my breath never smell anymore its like im made up of plastic or something. I stuck 20 dead hamsters plus some other weird foul smelling shit in my mouth and went on a hibernation and slept for 15 years! The whole 15 years span I had Angolena sucking my nipples the whole 15 yards #oops years. And then when I woke up, I kissed my gf , and she didn’t smell a single thing.
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You’re overthinking this

[quote]Nards wrote:
It’s sort of like actresses…they don’t stand out at all unless they have a role as a coked-out hooker or something akin to that.[/quote]

And if they’re former child stars they have to pose naked in Playboy or have a sex tape floating around to be given better adult roles like the the coked out hooker role.

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
? Dude, Brad Pitt has been around way longer than Thelma and Louise. He has to be hitting 50 or near it by now.[/quote]

Thelma and Louise was his break out role everything before that was mostly forgettable.

But yes he’s almost 50(I think) and he started acting in 87(according to wikipedia) Thelma and Louise was in 91. Just some info. :slight_smile:

I don’t remember anything with him in it before Thelma and Louise though. [/quote]

50 nowadays, isn’t what 50 used to be. just ask Johnny Depp. whos very close to 50 himself. yet nobody would ever think of him as old. [/quote]

IMO if a man doesn’t take care of himself, 30 is old. Sometimes sooner if they never got into sports or had an active job(trades person for example).

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
? Dude, Brad Pitt has been around way longer than Thelma and Louise. He has to be hitting 50 or near it by now.[/quote]

Thelma and Louise was his break out role everything before that was mostly forgettable.

But yes he’s almost 50(I think) and he started acting in 87(according to wikipedia) Thelma and Louise was in 91. Just some info. :slight_smile:

I don’t remember anything with him in it before Thelma and Louise though. [/quote]

50 nowadays, isn’t what 50 used to be. just ask Johnny Depp. whos very close to 50 himself. yet nobody would ever think of him as old. [/quote]

IMO if a man doesn’t take care of himself, 30 is old. Sometimes sooner if they never got into sports or had an active job(trades person for example).

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I turn 50 this year.

Had a guy this weekend trying to tell me to slow down because of my age.

I told him to fuck off.

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
? Dude, Brad Pitt has been around way longer than Thelma and Louise. He has to be hitting 50 or near it by now.[/quote]

Thelma and Louise was his break out role everything before that was mostly forgettable.

But yes he’s almost 50(I think) and he started acting in 87(according to wikipedia) Thelma and Louise was in 91. Just some info. :slight_smile:

I don’t remember anything with him in it before Thelma and Louise though. [/quote]

50 nowadays, isn’t what 50 used to be. just ask Johnny Depp. whos very close to 50 himself. yet nobody would ever think of him as old. [/quote]

IMO if a man doesn’t take care of himself, 30 is old. Sometimes sooner if they never got into sports or had an active job(trades person for example).

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I turn 50 this year.

Had a guy this weekend trying to tell me to slow down because of my age.

I told him to fuck off.
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Well I would tell him maybe he needs to speed up. lol

Unless it was a doctor telling you to take it easy because of your recovery! 0_o

No doc visit yet. That’s Tuesday morning.

[quote]digitalairair wrote:

[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:

[quote]digitalairair wrote:
WHERE IS MY MIND? I can’t find it. ooops.I tossed it out of my window today when I was driving. Wait I don’t even drive anymore. I must have left it at the squat rack. FUCK! I AM FUCKING FREE. When your body looks better than Brad Pitt you don’t need a mind, you just need to cop 50 pairs of JOrdans. Yap that’s the next stop and some sweat pants too becaue I’m tired of dressing like a hipster faggot… You just let go and even when I am free falling, I will not try to grab onto the cliff or wear a Tom Cruise glove! I will do the Every Muscle in your body movements WHILE IN THE AIR… WHILE falling, and spit my saliva on the person on top of the cliff *yes upward spit. who tried to save me but can’t.

Man i don’t know why, after I started to look like Brad pitt, my breath never smell anymore its like im made up of plastic or something. I stuck 20 dead hamsters plus some other weird foul smelling shit in my mouth and went on a hibernation and slept for 15 years! The whole 15 years span I had Angolena sucking my nipples the whole 15 yards #oops years. And then when I woke up, I kissed my gf , and she didn’t smell a single thing.
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This is vaguely disturbing. Physique is very impressive though- I think you look more legit than Brad as well.

You should be eating carbs instead of shrooms lol[/quote]

can’t do drugs. i just can’t
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I was being generous by assuming that your comment was chemically-inspired. If it wasn’t, you are correct: you should never, ever do drugs. For the safety of yourself and others haha