[quote]MytchBucanan wrote:
I don’t trust a man who…
engages in the trendy use of the word “uber”.
thinks the moon landing was faked.
thinks 9/11 was an inside job.
points out racism whenever possible just to sound noble.
[/quote]
Good ones!
is always out of bubble gum.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
is always out of bubble gum.[/quote]
CHEERS FOR THAT ONE!
[quote]Maiden3.16 wrote:
…becomes a fan of a team only after they have won a championship
- sports a toupe
- brags about cheating on wife or girlfriend
- does not own up to a bet
- refers to himself or any of his belongings as cute[/quote]
Those are pretty good ones. We would be friends irl.
Damn. I do most of the things listed here.
Wrestles with other men for a living.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Wrestles with other men for a living. [/quote]
LOL!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Wrestles with other men for a living. [/quote]
LOL![/quote]
You two just wait until im recovered.
I will invite you to visit my cage. Its 20 feet high with barbed wire at the tops. It has a door that locks from the outside too.
Both of you are old and have made your injuries known to all.
BYOB…B is for bodybag
slams Mic and cues theme music
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Wrestles with other men for a living. [/quote]
LOL![/quote]
You two just wait until im recovered.
I will invite you to visit my cage. Its 20 feet high with barbed wire at the tops. It has a door that locks from the outside too.
Both of you are old and have made your injuries known to all.
BYOB…B is for bodybag
slams Mic and cues theme music
[/quote]
Are you by any chance inviting these guys too? I here they also enjoy steel cages and rolling around with half naked sweaty men.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Wrestles with other men for a living. [/quote]
LOL![/quote]
You two just wait until im recovered.
I will invite you to visit my cage. Its 20 feet high with barbed wire at the tops. It has a door that locks from the outside too.
Both of you are old and have made your injuries known to all.
BYOB…B is for bodybag
slams Mic and cues theme music
[/quote]
After that, I challenge you to a drawing contest.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
[quote]MytchBucanan wrote:
[quote]Hell-Billy wrote:
prefaces sentences with honestly, which to me means that either what your about to say is a lie or you make such a habit of lieing you need to make it clear when your not.[/quote]
You nailed it! I HATE when people say/write “honestly” before making their point. It’s even used in one of the lousy top 40 songs they play at my gym. I also get sick of “basically”.[/quote]
Can I say “frankly”?
Clark Gable could.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
…My views about soccer have been shaped by the fact that I fucking played it from the age of 5 until I was 16…
[/quote]
That in an of itself helps me understand you better.
The periodic rage, exasperation and agitation we see from you on this forum can obviously trace its roots back to a childhood fraught with the angst that could only be manufactured by forcing an innocent young American boy to participate in a “sport” that has no legitimate place in the land of the free and home of the brave.
[/quote]
I know a lot of parents like it because it keeps kids in shape with all the running that they have to do. It has a good carryover to other sports because the kids with the best endurance, and usually some of the fastest, are the ones that played soccer all fall.
BUT, you could get the same effect by having kids play rugby from an early age and bypass the whole fucking soccer thing entirely. Think of what a better place this country would be if we just replaced all Soccer Moms with Rugby Moms.[/quote]
nope, you wont get the same effect playing “soccer” as you would rugby. A soccer player will generally be more aerobically fit and all 11 players bar the goalkeeper will be quite fast.
Rugby is much less endurance-based, due to the stop/start nature of scrums, rucks, mauls, lineouts, penalty kicks etc. Plus the positions in rugby to a large extend determine the players build. Front row- very strong, medium height endomorph. Second row-tall strong eco, back row-tall strong meso ecto, half backs-short to medium meso with great coordination, centres- medium to tall meso, back 3- medium to tall meso ecto but not as extreme as the 2nd row.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Wrestles with other men for a living. [/quote]
LOL![/quote]
You two just wait until im recovered.
I will invite you to visit my cage. Its 20 feet high with barbed wire at the tops. It has a door that locks from the outside too.
Both of you are old and have made your injuries known to all.
BYOB…B is for bodybag
slams Mic and cues theme music
[/quote]
After that, I challenge you to a drawing contest.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
[/quote]
Art is subjective. I will taint the judges.
[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Wrestles with other men for a living. [/quote]
LOL![/quote]
You two just wait until im recovered.
I will invite you to visit my cage. Its 20 feet high with barbed wire at the tops. It has a door that locks from the outside too.
Both of you are old and have made your injuries known to all.
BYOB…B is for bodybag
slams Mic and cues theme music
[/quote]
Are you by any chance inviting these guys too? I here they also enjoy steel cages and rolling around with half naked sweaty men.
[/quote]
No. They aren’t allowed.
I don’t trust a person who says family is everything.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
measures his body fat with a shoe
[/quote]
What is this method of measuring bodyfat with a shoe? It sounds super complicated so it must work.
Does it work with a boot or does it have to be a shoe? Does brand matter?
[quote]Hell-Billy wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
measures his body fat with a shoe
[/quote]
What is this method of measuring bodyfat with a shoe? It sounds super complicated so it must work.
Does it work with a boot or does it have to be a shoe? Does brand matter?[/quote]
You would have to ask eliteballa3. He is the only one who knows how it works exactly. Doctors and scientists have been trying to figure out his method for years to no avail.
I don’t trust a man who
-Thinks hockey is too violent
-Finds every excuse in the world to avoid squats
-Uses “hashtag” in real life conversation
-Doesn’t eat meat
-Incessantly talks about his religion (keep it to yourself)
Unless overcoming addiction, any man who doesn’t imbibe alcohol - the true breakfast of champions.
Half of you cunts sound like frat boys.
DBCooper is the only one of you bitches who is keeping it real.