I Don't Trust a Man Who....

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
has a weak handshake

has never seen The Godfather

dances

has blond hair[/quote]

I usually have a good handshake (then again most people think they do), but I absolutely hate when you go to shake somenoe’s hand, and it sometimes doesn’t line up right and they grab your fingers, fuck that sucks.[/quote]

Yeah awkward moment. Then you try to give them a tough guy look but he thinks your staring at him. So you say I promise promise promise i’m not gay.

I don’t trust any man that swears he knows the one thing that can solve all issues.

One that calls himself a pacifist

[quote]Airtruth wrote:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
has a weak handshake

has never seen The Godfather

dances

has blond hair[/quote]

I usually have a good handshake (then again most people think they do), but I absolutely hate when you go to shake somenoe’s hand, and it sometimes doesn’t line up right and they grab your fingers, fuck that sucks.[/quote]

Yeah awkward moment. Then you try to give them a tough guy look but he thinks your staring at him. So you say I promise promise promise i’m not gay.

I don’t trust any man that swears he knows the one thing that can solve all issues.

[/quote]

Then I guess you would never trust a religious man?

Neither would I!

gnc employees

I don’t trust a man…

who doesn’t have the common courtesy to give a guy a reach-around while sucking his dick

who wears pastel-colored polo shirts

who plays golf every fucking weekend and is in a committed, heterosexual relationship

who thinks it’s weird if a chick sticks her finger up your ass while she’s sucking your dick

who has never seen Who’s Afraid of VIrginia Woolf?

who doesn’t like sports

[quote]goldfingers25 wrote:

does any type of recreational drug
drinks excessively

[/quote]

Alcohol is recreational drug dipshit, it’s just a legal one.

People who contradict themselves.

[quote]Apoklyps wrote:

[quote]goldfingers25 wrote:

does any type of recreational drug
drinks excessively

[/quote]

Alcohol is recreational drug dipshit, it’s just a legal one.

People who contradict themselves.[/quote]
He didn’t contradict himself, he simply stated a redundancy since doing a recreational drug includes drinking. If anything, he simply added to it by also stating that he doesn’t like it when people use that particular recreational drug in excess. Dipshit.

has a pony tail.

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]Freaky_Frankie wrote:
Can’t even maintain eye contact during a conversation.

Speaks ill of his own mother.

[/quote]

What happens if his mother is a shmendrik?[/quote]

A what???

enjoys pop music.

likes the Twilight books

wears a pink polo

has never been camping

has never shot a gun

Wont admit there are a couple dudes he’s seen that got him thinking gay things.

…treats his parents like shit

…is racist

…is homophobic

…smirks and giggles a lot

…wears white sunglasses

…tells unbelievable anecdotes which never have any witnesses (“when I was on the fourth moon of Saturn I banged like 17 girls at once”)

…practices “active listening” and/or overuses my name in conversation

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I don’t trust a man…

who doesn’t have the common courtesy to give a guy a reach-around while sucking his dick

who wears pastel-colored polo shirts

who plays golf every fucking weekend and is in a committed, heterosexual relationship

who thinks it’s weird if a chick sticks her finger up your ass while she’s sucking your dick

who has never seen Who’s Afraid of VIrginia Woolf?

who doesn’t like sports[/quote]

Bwahahahaha!!

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Apoklyps wrote:

[quote]goldfingers25 wrote:

does any type of recreational drug
drinks excessively

[/quote]

Alcohol is recreational drug dipshit, it’s just a legal one.

People who contradict themselves.[/quote]
He didn’t contradict himself, he simply stated a redundancy since doing a recreational drug includes drinking. If anything, he simply added to it by also stating that he doesn’t like it when people use that particular recreational drug in excess. Dipshit.[/quote]

lol…thank you

I think I forgot one…people who initiate unnecessary and mindless confrontation

I don’t trust a man…

Who looks better than me

Is too confident, because I know he’s hiding some deep insecurity he’s trying to compensate for

Laughs too much

Doesn’t swear

Is a giant pussy.

[quote]goldfingers25 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Apoklyps wrote:

[quote]goldfingers25 wrote:

does any type of recreational drug
drinks excessively

[/quote]

Alcohol is recreational drug dipshit, it’s just a legal one.

People who contradict themselves.[/quote]
He didn’t contradict himself, he simply stated a redundancy since doing a recreational drug includes drinking. If anything, he simply added to it by also stating that he doesn’t like it when people use that particular recreational drug in excess. Dipshit.[/quote]

lol…thank you

I think I forgot one…people who initiate unnecessary and mindless confrontation
[/quote]

Yea? All look a here pal

You going down.

Put em up…

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]goldfingers25 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Apoklyps wrote:

[quote]goldfingers25 wrote:

does any type of recreational drug
drinks excessively

[/quote]

Alcohol is recreational drug dipshit, it’s just a legal one.

People who contradict themselves.[/quote]
He didn’t contradict himself, he simply stated a redundancy since doing a recreational drug includes drinking. If anything, he simply added to it by also stating that he doesn’t like it when people use that particular recreational drug in excess. Dipshit.[/quote]

lol…thank you

I think I forgot one…people who initiate unnecessary and mindless confrontation
[/quote]

Yea? All look a here pal

You going down.

Put em up…[/quote]
Fuck you, I don’t you need you to fight my unnecessary and mindless confrontations for me.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I don’t trust a man…

who doesn’t have the common courtesy to give a guy a reach-around while sucking his dick

who wears pastel-colored polo shirts

who plays golf every fucking weekend and is in a committed, heterosexual relationship

who thinks it’s weird if a chick sticks her finger up your ass while she’s sucking your dick

who has never seen Who’s Afraid of VIrginia Woolf?

who doesn’t like sports[/quote]

Bwahahahaha!!
[/quote]
Hello. My name is DB Cooper and I can jump really far.

I don’t trust a man who. . .

's nose points out at that certain angle

has a weak handshake

can’t make proper eye contact

I haven’t known for long

[quote]The Greek wrote:
Is too confident, because I know he’s hiding some deep insecurity he’s trying to compensate for
[/quote]

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