Red Wings=eating a girl out while she on the rag. Blood and PMS Discharge! Brown Wings= Instead of toilet paper, the man’s tounge is used to clean the woman’s ass.
I have to pay for it so consider youself lucky. It cost me a $1.95 but damn it’s worth every penny. Bill Phil-Lips knows his way around a cock. Yes he swallows. 
Yes, I have my brown wings as well. Got them when I was 21 I believe…now I refer to that particular act as “second base”…
Good God, what is a home run? You are truly funky.
The bastard wasn’t swallowing. He was selling it on the black market and it got picked up by twinlabs. All male t-maggers beware of their new Jizz-Fuel supplement. Not sure what it’s for…but all the female t-maggers are free to use it for a facial tightening agent, breast augmentation cream and/or postworkout shake. Tee hee hee.
How much is that Jizz-Fuel. I hope it is cheap so i can buy a lot. I heard that The vitamin S in there really packs on the muscle.
Dude, shut up…This is not a problem, so quit your whining. You can fit more blow jobs in an hour than most men. Thats a good thing, besides, anybody can blow in 15 seconds with the right chick in the right circumstances, so go worry about world hunger or something that matters because this is stupid.
Lucky bastard! I’ve had thousands of blowjobs (many of them outstanding and from very lovely women), and I’ve yet to come from a single one.
Don’t sweat it. She probably thought she did a great job, so you came fast. You’ll last longer in the future.
For all you guys who have never nutted from a BJ, sorry *grin*
I think it might have something to do with the girls skills, because when I got my first blow job I was 16 and I lasted for 45-60 mins. BUT, I was gettin another one from a different girl a few months later and she got me off in about 15 sec. Don`t worry bro, in my opinion though blow jobs are good but I think the snatch is better.
Whether you’re young or not, experienced or not, whether she’s talented or not - who cares? You both got what you were after, right? You came, she didn’t get have to deal with getting a neck-ache, getting lock-jaw or running out of saliva and you both went on your merry ways. At least we assume so. How long you last will vary from no time at all to too damn long depending on a million different factors. The only time to be actually concerned over it is if she’s expecting to get a little bit of action after she’s gotten you all worked up - then if you blow too soon she’s not going to get hers. From experience, that f**king sucks.
Regarding whether to kiss someone after they’ve been down on you…if you ask/expect someone to put their mouth on a portion of your body and then find the “evidence” not to your liking, I have nothing but disgust for your hypocritical thinking. If you want me to swallow your cum (which is a treat) then you had better be willing to swallow it too (difference between willing to do and doing - I’ve never snowballed and don’t particularly find it exciting but the idea of the willingness is only fair). One of my favorite parts about sex is tasting myself on my lover’s face (or other parts), mmmmhhmmmm, sucking my taste off his tongue is a definite highlight.
So, karma… are you just finding all the old sex threads and breathing life back into them? 
I don’t understand what the problem is with premature ejaculation if you’re young, though; you just play around for two minutes or so until you’re hard again, and go at it.
In a word…yes. But you’ll find I don’t bother offering my 2 cents on all sex posts, only the ones I find of interest. If there were other posts that piqued my interest (and I’m sure some will come along) then I’ll certainly post there too. I just don’t have much interest in debating which boxers are better than others, which scary movies should achieve cult status or who has the best guitar solo (joe satriani [sp?] is king, everyone knows it anyway). Offer me something to my liking, besides sex, and I’ll jump! Shall we discuss classic literature, our first sky-diving exploits, 18th century music, why the rave scene sucks, which vegetables grow best on the eastern slope of the Rockies, why not to let me drive your boat (understanding my tendency to be a speed-freak), the perfect wine to go with a goat-cheese appitizer, or the most daring place to engage in “extra-curricular” activities? Oh, damn. There I go again with the sex thing. Sorry, tried to work in something with substance but came right back to the fun stuff. Spank me.
I’ve read some books on the subject and done some training (such as PC), and I last a little longer, but after I do I can keep going. My best record so far was 12. BTW I don’t mean like multiples or nething, it just stayed up and I kept going.
Ok (to the spanking).
I wasn’t trying to give you a hard time… you just showed up all the sudden, and I only see you in the sex posts. As far as literature goes, how classic do you like it? Are we talking Greek plays, Beowulf, Shakespeare, Dickens, or Joyce?
You can give me as hard a time as you want, nephorm. I have thick skin, broad shoulders (metaphorically speaking) and never dish out more than I can take. Yes, I did sort of show up on this board suddenly. That’s a risk of having a rather dry job that in the absence of tight deadlines (as is the case currently) is downright painfully dull.
As far as my taste in literature, some fav’s include John Donne, Daschel Hammett, John-Paul Sarte, Fyodor Dostyevsky, Goethe, Friedrich Neitzsche, Aldus Huxley. Shakespeare is a given for a girl raised by an English Lit/Classic Piano double major, so yes, I love him as well (Lady MacBeth calling out for strength to kill - “The raven himself is hoarse that croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan under my battlements. Come you spirits that tend on mortal thought - unsex me here and take my mother’s milk for gall lest no compunctuous visitings of nature come twixt my foul purpose and the effect upon it.” Much more interesting than “Out, out! Damn spot.”) Hhm, amazing how little pieces of work stick in one’s mind. And your taste leans which way?
Damn. Something buggered me about that quote and yup, I had it not quite right. Oh well, it’s an awesome one when viewed correctly and in entirity.
My job is the same way, at the moment. I really hate sitting around doing nothing all day.
My taste leans randomly :). Anything well written works for me. I definitely love Shakespeare (especially considering I’m a linguiphile), but a more recent favorite is Raymond Carver. The Greeks give me a kick, especially with plays like The Bacchae. I finished a Fannon book a few weeks ago (hey, it had an intro by Sartre), and I’m hoping to finish up some Hemmingway over the summer. Being an engineering major, however, doesn’t lend itself well to getting a lot of fiction into the schedule. Do you write at all?
I forgot to mention that Huxley is one of my favorites (talk about intelligence running in the family), and Dostoevsky was forever enriched for me by the quote: “Don’t use psychology as a vet for your characters. Remember, Freud read Dostoevsky, not the other way around.”
And don’t worry about the quote… we’ll call it paraphrasing.
Maybe one of you can explain to me why “Joyce” is a classic. I spent an entire summer in Ireland studying this Irish hero (he loathed the Irish by the way and lived on the Continent, yet any where where the man took a shit in Ireland is treated like a national treasure), and anywhere past his short fiction I have no idea what the fuss was all about. Have you read Ulysses? Be honest – most people who say that they have have never made it past the first chapter.
It was a fucking terrible piece of shit, the greatest hodgepodge of garbage words in 11 languages thrown together. It reminded me of ee cummings without a sense of humor, and with a huge sense of self-importance.
And how about Finnegan’s Wake? I have yet to meet anyone, including my internationally reknowned “Joycean” professor, who has made it more than half way through that “masterpiece”. The same people who think this stuff is fantastic are the same people who go into a modern art museum and try to appreciate the skill involved in painting an enormous black dot on a ninety square foot foot field of green.
Sorry, I saw that one of you mentioned Joyce as a classic and it set off the little red flame in my skull…