[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
JUST STOP IT MAN! STOP!!![/quote]
Only cause you asked ID
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
JUST STOP IT MAN! STOP!!![/quote]
Only cause you asked ID[/quote]
LOL!
Actually, please continue. I have the feeling you need to purge yourself of such evil.
lol
Just imagine being one of these people. Walking around for hours if not days with shit and piss caked around your ass and genitals
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
JUST STOP IT MAN! STOP!!![/quote]
Only cause you asked ID[/quote]
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]rds63799 wrote:
oh jesus. I wish I hadn’t read any of the shit Derek’s posted in here…[/quote]
Hahahahahahahhahahahhaahhaahahahahahaha
I didnt get to the story about the 70 year old tranny that got MRSA on his back from laying on his back in the allies behind the local convenient store while getting cornholed.
Or the lady that was so fat she was bed ridden and her feet were hanging off the end of the bed which cut off circulation and her feet had necrosed (died) and roaches and fly’s had laid eggs in her feet. Now that smelled pretty bad also. [/quote]
Is it bad if I’m wishing that Derek has some kind of accident so that he’s unable to post any more shit in this thread… My skin is crawling so bad you don’t even know.[/quote]
Or the time they brought me in a prisoner who had a fever over 106 degrees and was unconscious, well you have to do a rectal, dude had no rectal tone (total whore lose) then when I pulled my gloved finger out a piece of corn was stuck on my knuckle. [/quote]
We want medical stories, not you & Edgy’s first date.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]rds63799 wrote:
oh jesus. I wish I hadn’t read any of the shit Derek’s posted in here…[/quote]
Hahahahahahahhahahahhaahhaahahahahahaha
I didnt get to the story about the 70 year old tranny that got MRSA on his back from laying on his back in the allies behind the local convenient store while getting cornholed.
Or the lady that was so fat she was bed ridden and her feet were hanging off the end of the bed which cut off circulation and her feet had necrosed (died) and roaches and fly’s had laid eggs in her feet. Now that smelled pretty bad also. [/quote]
Is it bad if I’m wishing that Derek has some kind of accident so that he’s unable to post any more shit in this thread… My skin is crawling so bad you don’t even know.[/quote]
Or the time they brought me in a prisoner who had a fever over 106 degrees and was unconscious, well you have to do a rectal, dude had no rectal tone (total whore lose) then when I pulled my gloved finger out a piece of corn was stuck on my knuckle. [/quote]
We want medical stories, not you & Edgy’s first date.[/quote]
LMFAO!!!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]rds63799 wrote:
oh jesus. I wish I hadn’t read any of the shit Derek’s posted in here…[/quote]
Hahahahahahahhahahahhaahhaahahahahahaha
I didnt get to the story about the 70 year old tranny that got MRSA on his back from laying on his back in the allies behind the local convenient store while getting cornholed.
Or the lady that was so fat she was bed ridden and her feet were hanging off the end of the bed which cut off circulation and her feet had necrosed (died) and roaches and fly’s had laid eggs in her feet. Now that smelled pretty bad also. [/quote]
Is it bad if I’m wishing that Derek has some kind of accident so that he’s unable to post any more shit in this thread… My skin is crawling so bad you don’t even know.[/quote]
Or the time they brought me in a prisoner who had a fever over 106 degrees and was unconscious, well you have to do a rectal, dude had no rectal tone (total whore lose) then when I pulled my gloved finger out a piece of corn was stuck on my knuckle. [/quote]
We want medical stories, not you & Edgy’s first date.[/quote]
Damnit he said he would never tell anyone.
I am sure HeavyThrower could jump in here and give some good ones himself. I worked ER for 14 years and family practice for 3. Heavy has done that long in ER in Cali.
When I get drunk and in a crowd is normally when I tell these.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
http://imgur.com/a/twWXz[/quote]
That’s… interesting
Somebody needs to end this madness:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
http://imgur.com/a/twWXz[/quote]
BLOODY HELL!
Thanks Derek for sharing those stories … now I have something to talk about with my father in law over dinner tonight! I have a feeling it’ll be the last time he ever wants me over for dinner.
I owe ya one buddy
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Thanks Derek for sharing those stories … now I have something to talk about with my father in law over dinner tonight! I have a feeling it’ll be the last time he ever wants me over for dinner.
I owe ya one buddy[/quote]
Give your wife a few more years Polo and she will have some of her own.
But enjoy.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]rds63799 wrote:
oh jesus. I wish I hadn’t read any of the shit Derek’s posted in here…[/quote]
Hahahahahahahhahahahhaahhaahahahahahaha
I didnt get to the story about the 70 year old tranny that got MRSA on his back from laying on his back in the allies behind the local convenient store while getting cornholed.
Or the lady that was so fat she was bed ridden and her feet were hanging off the end of the bed which cut off circulation and her feet had necrosed (died) and roaches and fly’s had laid eggs in her feet. Now that smelled pretty bad also. [/quote]
Is it bad if I’m wishing that Derek has some kind of accident so that he’s unable to post any more shit in this thread… My skin is crawling so bad you don’t even know.[/quote]
Or the time they brought me in a prisoner who had a fever over 106 degrees and was unconscious, well you have to do a rectal, dude had no rectal tone (total whore lose) then when I pulled my gloved finger out a piece of corn was stuck on my knuckle. [/quote]
We want medical stories, not you & Edgy’s first date.[/quote]
LMFAO!!![/quote]
Eating raspberries and cottage cheese right now…thinking bout that creamy pussy
Might drain a can of salmon in the bowl too
[quote]orion wrote:
Somebody needs to end this madness:
Thank you Orion! Watching that video was like breaking the surface of the water from underneath and FINALLY being able to fill my lungs with sweet, life-giving oxygen.
Oh fuck, I can’t believe I came back for another helping of this horrible thread
Well… now I know where to go if I get food cravings during a cut… ummmm… thx… I think…
MOAR DEREK!
I love Documenting Reality so shit like this makes me laugh, at your expense obviously.