[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Look at post before yours, I think I handled that.
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Ah I missed that. Well done!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont get me started on vaginitis or yeast infections.
You WILL NEVER eat cottage cheese again. [/quote]
Well, now you have to tell the whole story, because you’ve already ruined cottage cheese with these few words.[/quote]
Normal sized female complaining of vaginal odor and discharge, set her up for exam. She puts feet in stirrups and it is literally like she had stuck 20 oz of cottage cheese up her vagina. I had to put a bucket under her and scope out the discharge so I could get the speculum in.
While I cannot smell much this was one of the most foulest odors that God had put on the face of the earth. (Once while on Vacation a opossum had been killed by my dog and had sat out in the South Texas summer heat for a week till I found it this was about half as bad as this woman). I have no idea how this woman had even functioned or walked around, without this falling out of her panties and down her pants legs.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont get me started on vaginitis or yeast infections.
You WILL NEVER eat cottage cheese again. [/quote]
Well, now you have to tell the whole story, because you’ve already ruined cottage cheese with these few words.[/quote]
Normal sized female complaining of vaginal odor and discharge, set her up for exam. She puts feet in stirrups and it is literally like she had stuck 20 oz of cottage cheese up her vagina. I had to put a bucket under her and scope out the discharge so I could get the speculum in.
While I cannot smell much this was one of the most foulest odors that God had put on the face of the earth. (Once while on Vacation a opossum had been killed by my dog and had sat out in the South Texas summer heat for a week till I found it this was about half as bad as this woman). I have no idea how this woman had even functioned or walked around, without this falling out of her panties and down her pants legs. [/quote]
… words cannot describe how skieved I am right now.
But, i’m still eating my cottage cheese and pineapple 
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont get me started on vaginitis or yeast infections.
You WILL NEVER eat cottage cheese again. [/quote]
Well, now you have to tell the whole story, because you’ve already ruined cottage cheese with these few words.[/quote]
Normal sized female complaining of vaginal odor and discharge, set her up for exam. She puts feet in stirrups and it is literally like she had stuck 20 oz of cottage cheese up her vagina. I had to put a bucket under her and scope out the discharge so I could get the speculum in.
While I cannot smell much this was one of the most foulest odors that God had put on the face of the earth. (Once while on Vacation a opossum had been killed by my dog and had sat out in the South Texas summer heat for a week till I found it this was about half as bad as this woman). I have no idea how this woman had even functioned or walked around, without this falling out of her panties and down her pants legs. [/quote]
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont get me started on vaginitis or yeast infections.
You WILL NEVER eat cottage cheese again. [/quote]
Well, now you have to tell the whole story, because you’ve already ruined cottage cheese with these few words.[/quote]
Normal sized female complaining of vaginal odor and discharge, set her up for exam. She puts feet in stirrups and it is literally like she had stuck 20 oz of cottage cheese up her vagina. I had to put a bucket under her and scope out the discharge so I could get the speculum in.
While I cannot smell much this was one of the most foulest odors that God had put on the face of the earth. (Once while on Vacation a opossum had been killed by my dog and had sat out in the South Texas summer heat for a week till I found it this was about half as bad as this woman). I have no idea how this woman had even functioned or walked around, without this falling out of her panties and down her pants legs. [/quote]
Lol, some of the many reasons I dont do family practice any longer. Young, half way decent looking guy in shape in a town of shrimpers and carnival folk, leaves me doing pelvic exams on the most unsavory people on the face of the earth. Dont get me started on rectal exams.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
… words cannot describe how skieved I am right now.
But, i’m still eating my cottage cheese and pineapple [/quote]
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont get me started on rectal exams. [/quote]
can you post it, and then hit me with one of these?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
… words cannot describe how skieved I am right now.
But, i’m still eating my cottage cheese and pineapple [/quote]
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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
Here is an image of a type 4 pannus…These hang to at least mid thigh. A type 5 hangs to at least knee-level.
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Well, that solves the “WTF is that in her sweatpants” life mystery.
Medical professionals deserve more money than they make.[/quote]
Yea cause I have done pelvic exams where you have a panus stuck on your forehead.[/quote]
I can tell, by this post alone, you need to drink more often my friend, like 9am more often. [/quote]
I would not even start, I would never stop.
oh jesus. I wish I hadn’t read any of the shit Derek’s posted in here…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont get me started on rectal exams. [/quote]
can you post it, and then hit me with one of these?[/quote]
Shit I have blocked most of this stuff out myself.
I like my job now.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont get me started on rectal exams. [/quote]
can you post it, and then hit me with one of these?[/quote]
Shit I have blocked most of this stuff out myself.
I like my job now.[/quote]
You sir, have paid your dues in spades.
I can’t even begin to fathom what goes through their minds when they have to expose themselves to a doctor or who ever…
I mean, I feel odd enough just being naked to have my blood pressure taken.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
I mean, I feel odd enough just being naked to have my blood pressure taken.
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Um…
How exactly does…
Nevermind!
[quote]rds63799 wrote:
oh jesus. I wish I hadn’t read any of the shit Derek’s posted in here…[/quote]
Hahahahahahahhahahahhaahhaahahahahahaha
I didnt get to the story about the 70 year old tranny that got MRSA on his back from laying on his back in the allies behind the local convenient store while getting cornholed.
Or the lady that was so fat she was bed ridden and her feet were hanging off the end of the bed which cut off circulation and her feet had necrosed (died) and roaches and fly’s had laid eggs in her feet. Now that smelled pretty bad also.
again…
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]rds63799 wrote:
oh jesus. I wish I hadn’t read any of the shit Derek’s posted in here…[/quote]
Hahahahahahahhahahahhaahhaahahahahahaha
I didnt get to the story about the 70 year old tranny that got MRSA on his back from laying on his back in the allies behind the local convenient store while getting cornholed.
Or the lady that was so fat she was bed ridden and her feet were hanging off the end of the bed which cut off circulation and her feet had necrosed (died) and roaches and fly’s had laid eggs in her feet. Now that smelled pretty bad also. [/quote]
Is it bad if I’m wishing that Derek has some kind of accident so that he’s unable to post any more shit in this thread… My skin is crawling so bad you don’t even know.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]rds63799 wrote:
oh jesus. I wish I hadn’t read any of the shit Derek’s posted in here…[/quote]
Hahahahahahahhahahahhaahhaahahahahahaha
I didnt get to the story about the 70 year old tranny that got MRSA on his back from laying on his back in the allies behind the local convenient store while getting cornholed.
Or the lady that was so fat she was bed ridden and her feet were hanging off the end of the bed which cut off circulation and her feet had necrosed (died) and roaches and fly’s had laid eggs in her feet. Now that smelled pretty bad also. [/quote]
Is it bad if I’m wishing that Derek has some kind of accident so that he’s unable to post any more shit in this thread… My skin is crawling so bad you don’t even know.[/quote]
Or the time they brought me in a prisoner who had a fever over 106 degrees and was unconscious, well you have to do a rectal, dude had no rectal tone (total whore lose) then when I pulled my gloved finger out a piece of corn was stuck on my knuckle.
JUST STOP IT MAN! STOP!!!