[quote]bond james bond wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
ummm - okay…lets stop talking about this subject, mkay?
and Derek, please stop posting pics and vids.
ya’all’re a disgusting bunch~
Please dont encourage him, Dwarfie - thxbye~[/quote]
ID is clearly an enabler and DJ is a GIF feind lol.
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LOL!
I remember hearing that guy from Blues Traveler admitting that he occasionally broke hotel toilets (from being obese).
[quote]imhungry wrote:
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Jesus, you and DJ must have iron stomachs. If you slowed that one down it would look like a flesh tsunami when she touched down.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
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Jesus, you and DJ must have iron stomachs. If you slowed that one down it would look like a flesh tsunami when she touched down.
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Does everyone here have an obesity fetish, or just trying to gross people out/get a few laughs?
[quote]DSSG wrote:
Does everyone here have an obesity fetish, or just trying to gross people out/get a few laughs? [/quote]
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
What’s this ‘apron’ I hear them say? Is it what I think it is?[/quote]
If you’re thinking an incredible belt of fat which forms a porch over the tool shed then yes.
I believe they are technically called a panus.
Which lead to the question: can two fat guys get panus envy? [/quote]
I always thought it was called a FUPA (Fat upper-pussy area) or FUDA for guys. I learn something new everyday.
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
Here is an image of a type 4 pannus…These hang to at least mid thigh. A type 5 hangs to at least knee-level.
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Well, that solves the “WTF is that in her sweatpants” life mystery.
Medical professionals deserve more money than they make.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
Here is an image of a type 4 pannus…These hang to at least mid thigh. A type 5 hangs to at least knee-level.
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Well, that solves the “WTF is that in her sweatpants” life mystery.
Medical professionals deserve more money than they make.[/quote]
Yea cause I have done pelvic exams where you have a panus stuck on your forehead.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
Here is an image of a type 4 pannus…These hang to at least mid thigh. A type 5 hangs to at least knee-level.
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Well, that solves the “WTF is that in her sweatpants” life mystery.
Medical professionals deserve more money than they make.[/quote]
Yea cause I have done pelvic exams where you have a panus stuck on your forehead.[/quote]
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
Here is an image of a type 4 pannus…These hang to at least mid thigh. A type 5 hangs to at least knee-level.
[/quote]
Well, that solves the “WTF is that in her sweatpants” life mystery.
Medical professionals deserve more money than they make.[/quote]
Yea cause I have done pelvic exams where you have a panus stuck on your forehead.[/quote]
I can tell, by this post alone, you need to drink more often my friend, like 9am more often.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
Here is an image of a type 4 pannus…These hang to at least mid thigh. A type 5 hangs to at least knee-level.
[/quote]
Well, that solves the “WTF is that in her sweatpants” life mystery.
Medical professionals deserve more money than they make.[/quote]
Yea cause I have done pelvic exams where you have a panus stuck on your forehead.[/quote]
I’m getting one of these for you for Christmas Derek.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
Here is an image of a type 4 pannus…These hang to at least mid thigh. A type 5 hangs to at least knee-level.
[/quote]
Well, that solves the “WTF is that in her sweatpants” life mystery.
Medical professionals deserve more money than they make.[/quote]
X2
I was rocked when I found out my old doctor who retired, made less than the maitenance guys at the last factory I worked at.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
Here is an image of a type 4 pannus…These hang to at least mid thigh. A type 5 hangs to at least knee-level.
[/quote]
Well, that solves the “WTF is that in her sweatpants” life mystery.
Medical professionals deserve more money than they make.[/quote]
Yea cause I have done pelvic exams where you have a panus stuck on your forehead.[/quote]
I can tell, by this post alone, you need to drink more often my friend, like 9am more often. [/quote]
That is why I never got my nose fixed, I broke it 3 times and cannot smell much.
Cause most of the time my medical assistance would have to leave the room due to the aroma of sweaty, urine, feces, sour milk, dead mice smell that would come out of that cavernous fat filled crevice of a crotch.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Yea cause I have done pelvic exams where you have a panus stuck on your forehead.[/quote]
Please describe the most revolting panus you have ever encountered in your occupation.
Use no fewer than three adjectives. I would one referring to smell, one about texture, and one miscellaneous (ie: “goopy”)
[quote]dday wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
Here is an image of a type 4 pannus…These hang to at least mid thigh. A type 5 hangs to at least knee-level.
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Well, that solves the “WTF is that in her sweatpants” life mystery.
Medical professionals deserve more money than they make.[/quote]
Yea cause I have done pelvic exams where you have a panus stuck on your forehead.[/quote]
I’m getting one of these for you for Christmas Derek.[/quote]
The speculum you use has a light on it, but with the obese, you got to shoulder and elbow fat out of the way.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Yea cause I have done pelvic exams where you have a panus stuck on your forehead.[/quote]
Please describe the most revolting panus you have ever encountered in your occupation.
Use no fewer than three adjectives. I would one referring to smell, one about texture, and one miscellaneous (ie: “goopy”)[/quote]
Look at post before yours, I think I handled that.
Dont get me started on vaginitis or yeast infections.
You WILL NEVER eat cottage cheese again.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
The speculum you use has a light on it, but with the obese, you got to shoulder and elbow fat out of the way. [/quote]
This might be the most nasty thing I’ve ever read on these boards that wasn’t trolling.
The whole flash light thing is so bad, it makes the shouldering and elbowing fat part seem tame.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont get me started on vaginitis or yeast infections.
You WILL NEVER eat cottage cheese again. [/quote]
Well, now you have to tell the whole story, because you’ve already ruined cottage cheese with these few words.
