just pull up alongside her and ask if she’s working tonight
maybe this is just the mood I’m in right now, but LOL at all the random advice threads that pop up around here.
Like I’m going to walk into the weekly NRA meeting and ask why my begonias aren’t growing.
or show up at Book Club and ask, “does this look infected to you?”
although that’s a hell of an ice breaker.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Offer to walk with her. Then you get some time to lay on the charm, which, by the looks of your post, you don’t have any.[/quote]
So you can both become victims of potential crime?[/quote]
So now we’re supposed to walk around in fear all the time? This guy wants to hit on some girl and he’s supposed to fear some potential crime because it’s dark out? You’re killing me.
Then she will of course say that she is fine and the chances of this guy getting her number is zero. Isn’t that the real reason he’s asking her for a ride? To get her number (and PIITB, obviously)? If he cared so much about her safety he’d be asking some fat college chick if she wants a ride, as well.
If I wasn’t in a monogymous relationship, I wouldn’t let the sun going down stop me from hitting on any chick I thought was cute.
I like you BG, but you seem a little paranoid. [/quote]
Slow your roll there dude. Paranoid? Perhaps my tongue in cheek comment didn’t come thru. And the point of helping him PIITB has long passed. He can chalk this one up as not even the “one that got away”…this is the one he saw swimming and he didn’t have his hook ready. Stop nit picking :)[/quote]
Lol, fair enough, man.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Simply roll down the window and politely inquire “are you okay, are you safe, do you require anything?”. [/quote]
Does anyone other than TheBodyGuard and Dwight Schrute talk like this?[/quote]
Lol, classic. I miss T-Nation.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Then she will of course say that she is fine and the chances of this guy getting her number is zero. Isn’t that the real reason he’s asking her for a ride? To get her number (and PIITB, obviously)? If he cared so much about her safety he’d be asking some fat college chick if she wants a ride, as well.
[/quote]
Come now, the fat chick is not as likely to get raped.
Play this song to her
[quote]laujik wrote:
Throw a carrot on a string right next to her feet and stare. You never know, that bitch might love carrots.[/quote]
I’m going to have to use “you never know, that bitch might love carrots” as a persuasive point in future debates.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Simply roll down the window and politely inquire “are you okay, are you safe, do you require anything?”. [/quote]
Does anyone other than TheBodyGuard and Dwight Schrute talk like this?[/quote]
because there is no difference between how someone writes and speaks correct?
[quote]anonym wrote:
Tell her you just spilled a bag of candy in your trunk, and if she helps you clean it up she can keep half the stash.
No, no, it’s wayyy in the back, there, sweetie.[/quote]
this would work on me
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Simply roll down the window and politely inquire “are you okay, are you safe, do you require anything?”. [/quote]
Does anyone other than TheBodyGuard and Dwight Schrute talk like this?[/quote]
Bitches loves when I say “require”… and “ambalamps”.
I thought we were talking about asking if she would like to ride the Bologna Pony.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Simply roll down the window and politely inquire “are you okay, are you safe, do you require anything?”. [/quote]
Does anyone other than TheBodyGuard and Dwight Schrute talk like this?[/quote]
Bitches loves when I say “require”… and “ambalamps”.[/quote]
Will you be requiring any foreplay this evening, or will a little spit on my dick suffice? LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Simply roll down the window and politely inquire “are you okay, are you safe, do you require anything?”. [/quote]
Does anyone other than TheBodyGuard and Dwight Schrute talk like this?[/quote]
Bitches loves when I say “require”… and “ambalamps”.[/quote]
Will you be requiring any foreplay this evening, or will a little spit on my dick suffice? LOLOLOLOLOLOL.[/quote]
Lol. Spoken like a true gentleman.