AFC Guide to Women

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So this website has an encyclopedia of dating knowledge. How about we throw some of it here and see what everyone has to say from their perspective. I am no angry chicken or super villain but here are my thoughts and experiences:

How you act depends on the girl. Some girls are into different personalities and attitudes. In my opinion, find the kind of girl that best fits you so you don’t have to be fake.

You have to be different than the other cocks in her life. Be exciting, funny or adventurous. Otherwise, you just fall into the crowd of penises chasing her.

Confidence(yea no shit). You need to be confident or be pretty damn good at faking it. If you aren’t able, you need to become confident. Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion so return the favor.

Do not compliment women for no apparent reason. That is the creepiest and weakest shit you can possibly do. Make the girl earn the right to those compliments from you.

Getting a number. Do not get her number until you know she wants to give it to you and do not ask for it.

Texting. Texting is shit for getting a girl into you…unless you know how to not be a retard. First off, don’t be sitting by your phone ready to reply immediately, especially if she just texted you back 3 hours later. Go do something besides cry in a corner and question your manhood.

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Don’t understand the hate for texting.

Just remember the golden rule: never send a photo that contains both your dick AND your face.

You’re welcome.

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Haha great advice for sure.

Well texting just cannot compare to a face to face in my opinion. You can definitely show off your funny side more easily through text but everything else is limited.

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Of course. But you text to set up the date, not to actually have a date.

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[quote]The-German wrote:
So this website has an encyclopedia of dating knowledge. How about we throw some of it here and see what everyone has to say from their perspective. I am no angry chicken or super villain but here are my thoughts and experiences:

How you act depends on the girl. Some girls are into different personalities and attitudes. In my opinion, find the kind of girl that best fits you so you don’t have to be fake.

You have to be different than the other cocks in her life. Be exciting, funny or adventurous. Otherwise, you just fall into the crowd of penises chasing her.

Confidence(yea no shit). You need to be confident or be pretty damn good at faking it. If you aren’t able, you need to become confident. Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion so return the favor.

Do not compliment women for no apparent reason. That is the creepiest and weakest shit you can possibly do. Make the girl earn the right to those compliments from you.

Getting a number. Do not get her number until you know she wants to give it to you and do not ask for it.

Texting. Texting is shit for getting a girl into you…unless you know how to not be a retard. First off, don’t be sitting by your phone ready to reply immediately, especially if she just texted you back 3 hours later. Go do something besides cry in a corner and question your manhood.
[/quote]

Is that a shout out or a shot at me…? Haha

My advice isn’t complicated, elaborate, or based in some self-absorbed persona of ‘Alpha Male’ machismo…

  1. Be honest
  2. Be direct
  3. Be funny

Outside of that have a hobby or skill that you excel at and are passionate about and take care of yourself in terms of your health and appearance. It’s that simple.

That’s pretty much what you would want out of a woman right? Revolutionary ideas over here. Hahahaha you guys crack me up.

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[quote]SuperVillian wrote:

[quote]The-German wrote:
So this website has an encyclopedia of dating knowledge. How about we throw some of it here and see what everyone has to say from their perspective. I am no angry chicken or super villain but here are my thoughts and experiences:

How you act depends on the girl. Some girls are into different personalities and attitudes. In my opinion, find the kind of girl that best fits you so you don’t have to be fake.

You have to be different than the other cocks in her life. Be exciting, funny or adventurous. Otherwise, you just fall into the crowd of penises chasing her.

Confidence(yea no shit). You need to be confident or be pretty damn good at faking it. If you aren’t able, you need to become confident. Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion so return the favor.

Do not compliment women for no apparent reason. That is the creepiest and weakest shit you can possibly do. Make the girl earn the right to those compliments from you.

Getting a number. Do not get her number until you know she wants to give it to you and do not ask for it.

Texting. Texting is shit for getting a girl into you…unless you know how to not be a retard. First off, don’t be sitting by your phone ready to reply immediately, especially if she just texted you back 3 hours later. Go do something besides cry in a corner and question your manhood.
[/quote]

Is that a shout out or a shot at me…? Haha

My advice isn’t complicated, elaborate, or based in some self-absorbed persona of ‘Alpha Male’ machismo…

  1. Be honest
  2. Be direct
  3. Be funny

Outside of that have a hobby or skill that you excel at and are passionate about and take care of yourself in terms of your health and appearance. It’s that simple.

That’s pretty much what you would want out of a woman right? Revolutionary ideas over here. Hahahaha you guys crack me up.[/quote]
It was neither really lol. Just saying you 2 are the people who come to mind on the entire dating topic.

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[quote]The-German wrote:
I am no angry chicken or super villain but…
[/quote]

TTR, Pusharder…

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[quote]The-German wrote:

[quote]SuperVillian wrote:

[quote]The-German wrote:
So this website has an encyclopedia of dating knowledge. How about we throw some of it here and see what everyone has to say from their perspective. I am no angry chicken or super villain but here are my thoughts and experiences:

How you act depends on the girl. Some girls are into different personalities and attitudes. In my opinion, find the kind of girl that best fits you so you don’t have to be fake.

You have to be different than the other cocks in her life. Be exciting, funny or adventurous. Otherwise, you just fall into the crowd of penises chasing her.

Confidence(yea no shit). You need to be confident or be pretty damn good at faking it. If you aren’t able, you need to become confident. Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion so return the favor.

Do not compliment women for no apparent reason. That is the creepiest and weakest shit you can possibly do. Make the girl earn the right to those compliments from you.

Getting a number. Do not get her number until you know she wants to give it to you and do not ask for it.

Texting. Texting is shit for getting a girl into you…unless you know how to not be a retard. First off, don’t be sitting by your phone ready to reply immediately, especially if she just texted you back 3 hours later. Go do something besides cry in a corner and question your manhood.
[/quote]

Is that a shout out or a shot at me…? Haha

My advice isn’t complicated, elaborate, or based in some self-absorbed persona of ‘Alpha Male’ machismo…

  1. Be honest
  2. Be direct
  3. Be funny

Outside of that have a hobby or skill that you excel at and are passionate about and take care of yourself in terms of your health and appearance. It’s that simple.

That’s pretty much what you would want out of a woman right? Revolutionary ideas over here. Hahahaha you guys crack me up.[/quote]
It was neither really lol. Just saying you 2 are the people who come to mind on the entire dating topic. [/quote]

Well then fuck you and fuck whatever girl you’re with… haha

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Angry Chicken is the only poster I have full faith in when it comes to dating dynamics advice. There may be others but its all I can think off the top of my head.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]The-German wrote:
I am no angry chicken or super villain but…
[/quote]

TTR, Pusharder…[/quote]

Getting laid and dating are two different things.

Dating any relationships are also not the same.

I think SuperVillian’s advice would seem to be spot on for any of the three desired outcomes.

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[quote]SuperVillian wrote:
My advice isn’t complicated, elaborate, or based in some self-absorbed persona of ‘Alpha Male’ machismo…

  1. Be honest
  2. Be direct
  3. Be funny

Outside of that have a hobby or skill that you excel at and are passionate about and take care of yourself in terms of your health and appearance. It’s that simple.

That’s pretty much what you would want out of a woman right? Revolutionary ideas over here. Hahahaha you guys crack me up.[/quote]

YES

You should listen to this person

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]The-German wrote:
I am no angry chicken or super villain but…
[/quote]

TTR, Pusharder…[/quote]

Getting laid and dating are two different things.

Dating any relationships are also not the same.

I think SuperVillian’s advice would seem to be spot on for any of the three desired outcomes.[/quote]

Yeah, well, unless women have completely separate standards for all three categories, which would be interesting in and of itself, there must be a significant overlap.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]The-German wrote:
I am no angry chicken or super villain but…
[/quote]

TTR, Pusharder…[/quote]

Getting laid and dating are two different things.

Dating any relationships are also not the same.

I think SuperVillian’s advice would seem to be spot on for any of the three desired outcomes.[/quote]

Yeah, well, unless women have completely separate standards for all three categories, which would be interesting in and of itself, there must be a significant overlap. [/quote]

They don’t, they’re actually more adept at looking for those qualities in their sexual partners then men are, but too often they don’t try to mirror those qualities by developing them within themselves, instead they focus on surface attention and initially attracting those quality mates, but sooner or later if that guy is worth anything he will grow tired of her as there is no real substance to her, just as a girl gets bored with a pretty boy with no personality or lacks an aggressive dominant attitude towards sex.

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[quote]cstratton2 wrote:
Angry Chicken is the only poster I have full faith in when it comes to dating dynamics advice. There may be others but its all I can think off the top of my head. [/quote]

Well thank you, I appreciate the compliment.

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]The-German wrote:
I am no angry chicken or super villain but…
[/quote]

TTR, Pusharder…[/quote]

Getting laid and dating are two different things.

Dating any relationships are also not the same.

I think SuperVillian’s advice would seem to be spot on for any of the three desired outcomes.[/quote]

They are phases. You get laid and decide if you want to date. If you like dating, you decide if you want to get into a relationship. If you like the relationship, you decide if you want to get “serious”. If it’s serious, you decide if you want to make them your life partner (or marry them or whatever that means to the couple).

You cant have a relationship without fucking them first…

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]The-German wrote:
I am no angry chicken or super villain but…
[/quote]

TTR, Pusharder…[/quote]

Getting laid and dating are two different things.

Dating any relationships are also not the same.

I think SuperVillian’s advice would seem to be spot on for any of the three desired outcomes.[/quote]

They are phases. You get laid and decide if you want to date. If you like dating, you decide if you want to get into a relationship. If you like the relationship, you decide if you want to get “serious”. If it’s serious, you decide if you want to make them your life partner (or marry them or whatever that means to the couple).

You cant have a relationship without fucking them first…[/quote]

I would order them a little differently, personally, but can agree that an enduring modern relationship requires making sure chemistry is present.

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]The-German wrote:
I am no angry chicken or super villain but…
[/quote]

TTR, Pusharder…[/quote]

Getting laid and dating are two different things.

Dating any relationships are also not the same.

I think SuperVillian’s advice would seem to be spot on for any of the three desired outcomes.[/quote]

They are phases. You get laid and decide if you want to date. If you like dating, you decide if you want to get into a relationship. If you like the relationship, you decide if you want to get “serious”. If it’s serious, you decide if you want to make them your life partner (or marry them or whatever that means to the couple).

You cant have a relationship without fucking them first…[/quote]

I would order them a little differently, personally, but can agree that an enduring modern relationship requires making sure chemistry is present. [/quote]

“Chemistry” means that you need to polarize.

You can be “Mr Nice Guy” to almost all women or you can be an asshole to some, if not most, and an object of worship for a minority.

The second strategy works better.

IRL its much simpler, why jump through hoops, fuck em all, why, now you want me!?!

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]The-German wrote:
I am no angry chicken or super villain but…
[/quote]

TTR, Pusharder…[/quote]

Getting laid and dating are two different things.

Dating any relationships are also not the same.

I think SuperVillian’s advice would seem to be spot on for any of the three desired outcomes.[/quote]

They are phases. You get laid and decide if you want to date. If you like dating, you decide if you want to get into a relationship. If you like the relationship, you decide if you want to get “serious”. If it’s serious, you decide if you want to make them your life partner (or marry them or whatever that means to the couple).

You cant have a relationship without fucking them first…[/quote]

I would order them a little differently, personally, but can agree that an enduring modern relationship requires making sure chemistry is present. [/quote]

“Chemistry” means that you need to polarize.

You can be “Mr Nice Guy” to almost all women or you can be an asshole to some, if not most, and an object of worship for a minority.

The second strategy works better.

IRL its much simpler, why jump through hoops, fuck em all, why, now you want me!?![/quote]

OR, you can try

  1. Be honest
  2. Be direct
  3. Be funny

and seek to obtain woman who is same for mutual adoration.

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]The-German wrote:
I am no angry chicken or super villain but…
[/quote]

TTR, Pusharder…[/quote]

Getting laid and dating are two different things.

Dating any relationships are also not the same.

I think SuperVillian’s advice would seem to be spot on for any of the three desired outcomes.[/quote]

They are phases. You get laid and decide if you want to date. If you like dating, you decide if you want to get into a relationship. If you like the relationship, you decide if you want to get “serious”. If it’s serious, you decide if you want to make them your life partner (or marry them or whatever that means to the couple).

You cant have a relationship without fucking them first…[/quote]

I would order them a little differently, personally, but can agree that an enduring modern relationship requires making sure chemistry is present. [/quote]

“Chemistry” means that you need to polarize.

You can be “Mr Nice Guy” to almost all women or you can be an asshole to some, if not most, and an object of worship for a minority.

The second strategy works better.

IRL its much simpler, why jump through hoops, fuck em all, why, now you want me!?![/quote]

OR, you can try

  1. Be honest
  2. Be direct
  3. Be funny

and seek to obtain woman who is same for mutual adoration.[/quote]

Being honest and direct practically garantuees that a lot will see you as an asshole.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]The-German wrote:
I am no angry chicken or super villain but…
[/quote]

TTR, Pusharder…[/quote]

Getting laid and dating are two different things.

Dating any relationships are also not the same.

I think SuperVillian’s advice would seem to be spot on for any of the three desired outcomes.[/quote]

They are phases. You get laid and decide if you want to date. If you like dating, you decide if you want to get into a relationship. If you like the relationship, you decide if you want to get “serious”. If it’s serious, you decide if you want to make them your life partner (or marry them or whatever that means to the couple).

You cant have a relationship without fucking them first…[/quote]

I would order them a little differently, personally, but can agree that an enduring modern relationship requires making sure chemistry is present. [/quote]

“Chemistry” means that you need to polarize.

You can be “Mr Nice Guy” to almost all women or you can be an asshole to some, if not most, and an object of worship for a minority.

The second strategy works better.

IRL its much simpler, why jump through hoops, fuck em all, why, now you want me!?![/quote]

OR, you can try

  1. Be honest
  2. Be direct
  3. Be funny

and seek to obtain woman who is same for mutual adoration.[/quote]

Being honest and direct practically garantuees that a lot will see you as an asshole. [/quote]

Well, then, perhaps you should work on the person you are.