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Well if you’re really concerned, tell her it’s not safe, ask her how far she’s going and if she would mind if you drove alongside her as she walked, or even 20 metres behind her. Don’t smile.
What you need is a fake arm cast and white van.
Pretend to be having difficulty lifting a sofa into the van. When a nearby girl inevitably offers to help you, ask “would you?”. Tell her to get to the back of the van as you load the sofa in. Ask her if she’s a size 14. Punch the shit out of her. Examine her dress size and mumble “good…GOOD!”.
This is how you do it.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
What you need is a fake arm cast and white van.
Pretend to be having difficulty lifting a sofa into the van. When a nearby girl inevitably offers to help you, ask “would you?”. Tell her to get to the back of the van as you load the sofa in. Ask her if she’s a size 14. Punch the shit out of her. Examine her dress size and mumble “good…GOOD!”.
This is how you do it. [/quote]
Win. A panel van and candy is always a safe plan b.
Honestly though, just tell her the truth, that the area isn’t safe and you’d be willing to give her a ride home. If she says no thanks, just be on your way. It never hurts to ask.
Shoot her in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, follow her, then when she drops, throw her in the trunk and take her to your house.
Bring her to your room, undress her and put her to bed. (I’d duct tape her mouth and tie her up so she won’t wake you up when she tries to scream.) Anyway… When she wakes up in the morning, tell her that you were concerned for her safety and you did this for her own good.
This is what a REAL gentleman would do.
Tell her you just spilled a bag of candy in your trunk, and if she helps you clean it up she can keep half the stash.
No, no, it’s wayyy in the back, there, sweetie.
Try this line.
Obviously, you’ll need a rag soaked with chloroform.
A prius, a pair of intellectual glasses, and some chloroform.
Dude she could have had a knife or gun and could have mugged you guys for all you know. Wtf is a girl doing walkin alone at 2:30 in the morning. Should have just been honest and straight up with her from the get go… I think you’re very cute and I want to have buttsecks right now!!
Serially, though, the first step is admitting that you only give a shit about her well-being because she was fuckable.
And LOL at debating whether or not to offer her money for a cab ride.
As a female I will say all you can do is offer. You could also ask if she would like to borrow your phone to call someone for a ride. If she says no just be on your way. It’s all you can do. If you’re suuuper worried call the police or troopers. They’ll send someone in the area to check on her. No big deal.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
What you need is a fake arm cast and white van.
Pretend to be having difficulty lifting a sofa into the van. When a nearby girl inevitably offers to help you, ask “would you?”. Tell her to get to the back of the van as you load the sofa in. Ask her if she’s a size 14. Punch the shit out of her. Examine her dress size and mumble “good…GOOD!”.
This is how you do it. [/quote]
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
Dude she could have had a knife or gun and could have mugged you guys for all you know. Wtf is a girl doing walkin alone at 2:30 in the morning. Should have just been honest and straight up with her from the get go… I think you’re very cute and I want to have buttsecks right now!![/quote]
Obviously she was pulling tricks.
lol
agreed, if a cute girl is walking alone at 230am, something’s up
Just listen to 50
Bitch, get in mah cah
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
Dude she could have had a knife or gun and could have mugged you guys for all you know. Wtf is a girl doing walkin alone at 2:30 in the morning. Should have just been honest and straight up with her from the get go… I think you’re very cute and I want to have buttsecks right now!![/quote]
Actually you should be carefull. Criminals often deploy bitches to distract attention in preperation for an ambush.
[quote]Bona wrote:
So this past weekend, my buddy was dropping me off at my house. It was roughly past 2:30am and pitch dark out. As we were pulling up to my drive way, we both notice a very cute college-aged girl walking towards us.
Now I live in a pretty safe area of town, but every so often, there is a mugging or robery situation, but not any rape cases that I am aware of. So as were pulling up to my drive way, were discussing how she really shouldn’t be walking alone this late at night. Not really knowing what to do, my buddy (who was driving), offers to give her a ride, which she obviously says no.
We both didn’t like the idea of asking, because she has clearly committed to walking home alone and figured no one notice here. Just him asking this was probably scary for her.
So my question is… how do you offer a girl who shouldn’t be walking alone, a ride? Do you ignore her, ask if she needs money for a cab, tell her not to walk alone?[/quote]
This is not the answer you’re looking for but honestly, a woman probably has a statistically better chance of making it home safely by walking than she does accepting a ride from a perfect stranger - no matter how well intentioned you are. And next time, you might want to hide the rope, duct tape, condoms and cloroform before you ask 
LOL.
If you really want to be a knight in shining armor, offer to call her a cab ride and pay the fare. Ask if she has a cell phone and if not, if you can call someone for her. Beyond that, it’s not in her best interest to accept a ride from randoms.
Pimpbot … do you have a deep pit in your basement and a dog named Precious? If so wanna party?
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
lol
agreed, if a cute girl is walking alone at 230am, something’s up[/quote]
Well if you were the one who had asked her…She would have been like "Omg is that you the legend?! drops pants and panties “Whisp me away right now!!!”
“Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”