How Much are You Motivated by Vanity?

[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:

[quote]Kanada wrote:
I’d probably just wanna be me. Continue wrecking myself until it kills me. Oh, work, since I’d like to supplement my fame nd fortune from whoring myself to the public with the same recreational activities I have now. You stole this idea off Dorian Grey btw. [/quote]

Who is Dorian Grey?[/quote]

Professional body builder from England, 6 time Mr. Olympia you moran.
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HAHAHAHA awesome

But seriously, kids don’t know their literature these days… [/quote]

I don’t care who you are, that’s some funny shit right there.

[quote]theuofh wrote:
How big would this pill make my penis? [/quote]

haha…like I said…physical appearance is whatever you want it to be

[quote]Nards wrote:
Look at my photos and see if I lift for vanity.[/quote]

Was this an attempt at irony? I took a gander and only saw quite the sexy manbeast.

I am motivated very little by vanity. I wear a black suit, have a beard, and wear a hat all but in the gym.

I lift because:

  1. If I did not, someone would die, either myself or another. I work out massive frustration. I don’t need massages because I deadlift – stress in my back is ripped out.

  2. My wife likes me big. This would be her fetish, and I am happy to oblige.

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

  1. My wife likes me big. This would be her fetish, and I am happy to oblige.[/quote]

You lucky SOB.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

Professional body builder from England, 6 time Mr. Olympia you moran.
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I hope this is a joke post…[/quote]

No, it’s sincere. I believe it’s important to be earnest.
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Heh. The first one was good. This one’s better. Nice.

[quote]jskrabac wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Look at my photos and see if I lift for vanity.[/quote]

Was this an attempt at irony? I took a gander and only saw quite the sexy manbeast. [/quote]

Well thank you!

I was actually trying to set myself up for a joke…as in someone would look at my pics, say I looked like shit, then I’d say that indeed I am lifting for vanity, but just doing a piss poor job if it!

I’d still train.

I’d just focus even moreso on building strength & fitness…I’d also go easier on the bicep curls & much heavier on the fork curls!

I’d also be far less hesitant to test the efficacy of various ‘alternative’ training techniques, with strength building in mind.

No more: Oh shit! My bench has gone up 5kgs…yet my triceps have still shrunk by 0.0000053364 milimetres, would be rather liberating.

All that being said though, the longer I train, the more rationally I tend to train…so, maybe one day the ‘magic pill’ will fall out of my cerebellum (so to speak).

Wow gorillaman, you make regular life pretty shitty. What, with the remembering numbers, measuring, not experimenting

[quote]Kanada wrote:
Wow gorillaman, you make regular life pretty shitty. What, with the remembering numbers, measuring, not experimenting[/quote]

LOL