How Long Before I Could Reach This Level? (Pics Included)

he’s kind of caramel I suppose, which would make him better at jumping than a stone cold honky, but still nowhere near the jumping prowess of someone darker.

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I know you are but what am I?

Lets go sort this out like men then name me a time and place well see who the bitch is wanker ****

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So maybe he’s like a point guard? You know, the kind with ‘good fundamentals’ and a ‘high basketball IQ’?

Anyway, I read on TN somewhere that you can get that kind of build playing B-ball, but never heard the same re soccer. Hence my confusion.

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And if you get a bullet in your arse in my neighbourhood so you might aswell pick a place wisely ive seen your face watch your back bang bang

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was that the thread where the supposed high level coach said all basketball players need to do was overhead press and deadlift?

Wait a minute! Wasn’t that the thread where “I only conjugate with lions” came from???

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OH MY GOD

that is the funniest fucking shit I’ve read in a long time on this forum.

Thanks for that. It really made my afternoon.

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The thread I’m thinking of claimed that guys who did nothing but play basketball and eat McDonald’s could develop excellent physiques. Does this Mexican fella eat a lot of McDonald’s? (Doing so is apparently essential to the process.)

Edit: Yeah, that’s the one.

ohhh yeah I remember. And there were guys on the court as good as Michael Jordan.

LIttle wankers gone you think its all a game dyu brady took a screen shot of your mug just keep a bodyguard

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are you touching yourself to the screen shot? Be honest.

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Why does your actual body fat percentage even matter? As far as I know, most means of calculating body fat ain’t accurate. Unless you get yourself cut up that is… End of the day, you’re far from your goals. You might actually come close if you weren’t wasting your time arguing with people on the internet.

And while we are at it, you don’t even look like you workout, let alone ‘lack lower abs’.

Oh and that…

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Quick shave your beard off, stick on some different coloured underpants and stand under some overhead lighting before its too late and he hunts you down.

Wait, you haven’t posted a reply, is it already too late?

Ronaldo guy, this isn’t worth going to prison over, a man with your tits would got bummed to death. Literally bummed to death.

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What the hell is going on?

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TLDR version: dollar dude wants to look like ronaldo and got offended that someone pointed out he’s fat and he should probably train

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Ohnoessss I’m dead sorry guys.

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Im having a laugh but man took it srs when he said he needed to get things of his chest for fkall

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only thing you need to get off your chest is that gyno

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And why yall jumping in on a matter that got nothing to do with yall its like yall physique aint all that impressive either

I spat all over the place. Well done.

I better do well in this transformation thing or he’ll be able to identify my 13-15% body fat.

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