i train to failure
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Most recent one:
While playing with a girl’s clit, she moaned, “give me the finger”. So I was a “wee bit” tipsy, and I thought it would be funny if I flipped her off (gave her the bird). She got mad and I left. Calibration FAIL! LOL[/quote]
half way trough reading this i thought oh when she said that he must of stuck a finger in her ass…sucha let down AC!
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Most recent one:
While playing with a girl’s clit, she moaned, “give me the finger”. So I was a “wee bit” tipsy, and I thought it would be funny if I flipped her off (gave her the bird). She got mad and I left. Calibration FAIL! LOL[/quote]
Shit, I might have done the same thing, depending on my mood.
She didn’t have much of a sense of humor, huh?
Why did you leave, anyway?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Most recent one:
While playing with a girl’s clit, she moaned, “give me the finger”. So I was a “wee bit” tipsy, and I thought it would be funny if I flipped her off (gave her the bird). She got mad and I left. Calibration FAIL! LOL[/quote]
Shit, I might have done the same thing, depending on my mood.
She didn’t have much of a sense of humor, huh?
Why did you leave, anyway?[/quote]
I left because she had no sense of humor! She expected me to “apologize” for being rude and made a big deal out of it. I was like, PEACE! I don’t really tolerate women being stupid about silly things. She tried to use the fact that I wanted to fuck her, to get me to “jump through a hoop” (you all know that stupid shit that women do). I told her that I don’t jump through hoops. It went down hill from there. LOL Oh well, Her loss!
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Most recent one:
While playing with a girl’s clit, she moaned, “give me the finger”. So I was a “wee bit” tipsy, and I thought it would be funny if I flipped her off (gave her the bird). She got mad and I left. Calibration FAIL! LOL[/quote]
half way trough reading this i thought oh when she said that he must of stuck a finger in her ass…sucha let down AC![/quote]
You know, if I had just stuck my finger in her ass, I PROBABLY would have fucked her! LOL
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Most recent one:
While playing with a girl’s clit, she moaned, “give me the finger”. So I was a “wee bit” tipsy, and I thought it would be funny if I flipped her off (gave her the bird). She got mad and I left. Calibration FAIL! LOL[/quote]
Shit, I might have done the same thing, depending on my mood.
She didn’t have much of a sense of humor, huh?
Why did you leave, anyway?[/quote]
I left because she had no sense of humor! She expected me to “apologize” for being rude and made a big deal out of it. I was like, PEACE! I don’t really tolerate women being stupid about silly things. She tried to use the fact that I wanted to fuck her, to get me to “jump through a hoop” (you all know that stupid shit that women do). I told her that I don’t jump through hoops. It went down hill from there. LOL Oh well, Her loss![/quote]
Ah, that makes sense.
Using sex as a bargaining chip is always a bad move. I don’t deal with that shit, ever.
You did the right thing, obviously.
Spent the last four years of my life in high school studying and not socializing to be the best student at my school (success… brag? yeah, fuck off) and to get into a good college for virtually nothing. I am going to a school that few would recognize and still have a shitload to pay for it… more than some other kids who didn’t get nearly the same grades. Oh, and today,in the 400m, I was 3 seconds slower than my PR… which I just hit last week. But at least I didn’t get ric-rolled watching porn.
[quote]dk44 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]dk44 wrote:
[quote]John Romaniello wrote:
Watching porn today…got rick-rolled.
Fail.[/quote]
I was watching you watch porn today, saw you get rick-rolled.
Double Fail.[/quote]
Where’ve you been, Goatboy? Haven’t seen you 'round these parts in a while. Baaaaaa![/quote]
Just living the good life ID, Politics and World Issues forum burned me out for a bit, eazing my way back into things![/quote]
That’s what you get for hanging in PWI. I feel dirty when I click on it by accident instead of GAL, which is right over it.
I’m currently going through rehab for alcohol addiction after having a few fights with the missus. She isn’t giving up the goods at the moment and i think i may have been caught having an affair with my next door neighbour who is a lingerie model. I’ve been wearing a fake moustache and hoodie every time i meet up with her to conceal my identity but i don’t think it worked.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]dk44 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]dk44 wrote:
[quote]John Romaniello wrote:
Watching porn today…got rick-rolled.
Fail.[/quote]
I was watching you watch porn today, saw you get rick-rolled.
Double Fail.[/quote]
Where’ve you been, Goatboy? Haven’t seen you 'round these parts in a while. Baaaaaa![/quote]
Just living the good life ID, Politics and World Issues forum burned me out for a bit, eazing my way back into things![/quote]
That’s what you get for hanging in PWI. I feel dirty when I click on it by accident instead of GAL, which is right over it.[/quote]
But it hurts so good!!!
[quote]stockzy wrote:
I’m currently going through rehab for alcohol addiction after having a few fights with the missus. She isn’t giving up the goods at the moment and i think i may have been caught having an affair with my next door neighbour who is a lingerie model. I’ve been wearing a fake moustache and hoodie every time i meet up with her to conceal my identity but i don’t think it worked. [/quote]
Who is Charlie Sheen?
[quote]stockzy wrote:
I’m currently going through rehab for alcohol addiction after having a few fights with the missus. She isn’t giving up the goods at the moment and i think i may have been caught having an affair with my next door neighbour who is a lingerie model. I’ve been wearing a fake moustache and hoodie every time i meet up with her to conceal my identity but i don’t think it worked. [/quote]
How does the girl you’re cheating with feel about you wearing a mustache when you go out to see her?? That must be a lil awkward I imagine.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Most recent one:
While playing with a girl’s clit, she moaned, “give me the finger”. So I was a “wee bit” tipsy, and I thought it would be funny if I flipped her off (gave her the bird). She got mad and I left. Calibration FAIL! LOL[/quote]
half way trough reading this i thought oh when she said that he must of stuck a finger in her ass…sucha let down AC![/quote]
You know, if I had just stuck my finger in her ass, I PROBABLY would have fucked her! LOL[/quote]
LOL
^likes fingers in his ass = Fail!
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^likes fingers in his ass = Fail![/quote]
no i like sticking fingers in girls asses.
I still f’n smoke
I read this thread.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Most recent one:
While playing with a girl’s clit, she moaned, “give me the finger”. So I was a “wee bit” tipsy, and I thought it would be funny if I flipped her off (gave her the bird). She got mad and I left. Calibration FAIL! LOL[/quote]
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
[quote]Vash wrote:
nearly failing out of college after getting a full-ride scholarship from a 30+ ACT, and that hooker I killed.
[/quote]
You got a scholarship for killing a hooker? 
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^ you failed at failing!?! Congrats you just beat barbarian lifter for the ultimate fail![/quote]
thanks! [/quote]
Dammit I almost won the thread.