[quote]John Romaniello wrote:
Watching porn today…got rick-rolled.
Fail.[/quote]
I was watching you watch porn today, saw you get rick-rolled.
Double Fail.
[quote]dk44 wrote:
[quote]John Romaniello wrote:
Watching porn today…got rick-rolled.
Fail.[/quote]
I was watching you watch porn today, saw you get rick-rolled.
Double Fail.[/quote]
Where’ve you been, Goatboy? Haven’t seen you 'round these parts in a while. Baaaaaa!
8th grade home ec. I can’t even remember what the ec stands for…education?
Mrs. Lovelace hated me. Probably with good reason.
^economics^
My boyfriend warned me he was getting a cold, but it didn’t seem to be much of a cold at all, now I have a chest infection and fever.
Was worth it anyways.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]dk44 wrote:
[quote]John Romaniello wrote:
Watching porn today…got rick-rolled.
Fail.[/quote]
I was watching you watch porn today, saw you get rick-rolled.
Double Fail.[/quote]
Where’ve you been, Goatboy? Haven’t seen you 'round these parts in a while. Baaaaaa![/quote]
Just living the good life ID, Politics and World Issues forum burned me out for a bit, eazing my way back into things!
My healthcare doesnt like that I’m working…8-9 hours a week, either quit and not pay the several hundred dollars for new glasses…migraine pills and asthma meds or get paid 45-70$ a week.
Got married, and my wife started to gain weight, and come to find out we have almost nothing in common; still love her though, and no plans to leave, just wish I wasn’t such a pussy around her that I could get her to actually lose weight.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Memento:
Thats an easy one to fix. A lot of people forget minor things when their brain isn’t challenged. Start learning simple shit that you’ve always done, but find a new way to do it. Brush your teeth with your left hand, wash yourself in the shower with your left hand, drive to work a different way everyday, when you’re tying your shoes try switching up which hand you make the bunny ear with (whatever you wanna call it), while driving memorize as many license plates as possible.
Do all this and I bet your memory improves in less than 2 weeks. I started doing that when I was having a hard time remembering some of the formulas I needed to troubleshoot circuit boards at my last job. By constantly stimulating your brain you wont go thru the motions of your day without taking the time to think. You’ll constantly be thinking and improving memory.
Worked for me anyways, try it out.[/quote]
I will try this. I’m also going to buy a larger note pad and write even more details down than I was before. Right down to, get water.
Thanks for the advice.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Never ceases to amaze me how you two can dismantle a thread. Here I was, getting all reflective and emo in preparation to bare my soul, only to have the Kerley/imhungry train run this thread over a mere dozen or so posts in…
I should probably thank you[/quote]
Sorry, Brad.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Never ceases to amaze me how you two can dismantle a thread. Here I was, getting all reflective and emo in preparation to bare my soul, only to have the Kerley/imhungry train run this thread over a mere dozen or so posts in…
I should probably thank you[/quote]
Sorry, Brad.[/quote]
thanks Brad! 
[quote]barbarianlifter wrote:
Got married, and my wife started to gain weight, and come to find out we have almost nothing in common; still love her though, and no plans to leave, just wish I wasn’t such a pussy around her that I could get her to actually lose weight.[/quote]
Man afraid of his own wife= Ultimate Fail!!
It is an odd thing I can be a dick to everyone but my wife, yes it is a manhood fail.
Lesse . . .
Got “stuck” in a series of self-destructive relationships
Put myself in a position to be constantly interrupted from my life for the needs of others
Made a few rookie-to-life mistakes which have kept me from taking my business full-time
Get my hair cut at SuperCuts, and fail at flirting with the chick that I always get
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Not to mention the friendships I’ve ruined over stupid things, nearly failing out of college after getting a full-ride scholarship from a 30+ ACT, and that hooker I killed.
Wait, what was the question?
i failed at suicide!
^ you failed at failing!?! Congrats you just beat barbarian lifter for the ultimate fail!
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^ you failed at failing!?! Congrats you just beat barbarian lifter for the ultimate fail![/quote]
thanks!
[quote]barbarianlifter wrote:
Got married, and my wife started to gain weight, and come to find out we have almost nothing in common; still love her though, and no plans to leave, just wish I wasn’t such a pussy around her that I could get her to actually lose weight.
+
It is an odd thing I can be a dick to everyone but my wife, yes it is a manhood fail.[/quote]
Coincidence? I think not…
[quote]barbarianlifter wrote:
It is an odd thing I can be a dick to everyone but my wife, yes it is a manhood fail.[/quote]
Man up and start being a dick to your wife!
…
Most recent one:
While playing with a girl’s clit, she moaned, “give me the finger”. So I was a “wee bit” tipsy, and I thought it would be funny if I flipped her off (gave her the bird). She got mad and I left. Calibration FAIL! LOL
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Most recent one:
While playing with a girl’s clit, she moaned, “give me the finger”. So I was a “wee bit” tipsy, and I thought it would be funny if I flipped her off (gave her the bird). She got mad and I left. Calibration FAIL! LOL[/quote]
Fuck it, she needs to work on her communication skills.