I bought some plain citrulline malate. How do I know if it’s actually what the label says it is or that the supplement fairy isn’t being a piece of shit and switching it out for some powdered warheads? Shit, how do I know you’re not the supplement fairy disinforming me to protect your terrible supplement switching scheme? Basically all I care about is clean food, legit supplements, being able to sprint real fast, and jump real high. outside of that nothing matters except maybe being able to sprint real fast and jump real high consecutively for good bit of time.
Go get it tested somewhere, or call the company and see where they get it from etc?
[quote]02Thief wrote:
Go get it tested somewhere, or call the company and see where they get it from etc?[/quote]
getting it tested somewhere is expensive not to mention impractical. Besides I’m not a scientist-. nor am I well connected in the world of science so I don’t have anyone to ask a favor of. I don’t have money for that either. I don’t believe in the liberal conquest of the world. If I did have friends that were scientists they’d be liberals because every scientist is a liberal. The scientists would lie to me because everyone that isn’t a liberal is mentally retarded and easy to lie to. Are there any telltale signs of citrulline malate before, during or after you’ve taken it?
Oh dear…
Yeah, before you take it you’ll feel slow and mentally foggy due to the weight of the liberal agenda . Shortly after you take it you’ll feel more free as you are in the process of shedding the liberal blindfold. After you’ve taken it you’ll be able to jump higher and sprint faster as you’ve completely unshackled yourself from the chains of liberal conquistadors. But only if you sprinkle the CM liberally on everything.
[quote]02Thief wrote:
Oh dear…[/quote]
This post made me LOL hard…kinda sums it all up
[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
[quote]02Thief wrote:
Go get it tested somewhere, or call the company and see where they get it from etc?[/quote]
getting it tested somewhere is expensive not to mention impractical. Besides I’m not a scientist-. nor am I well connected in the world of science so I don’t have anyone to ask a favor of. I don’t have money for that either. I don’t believe in the liberal conquest of the world. If I did have friends that were scientists they’d be liberals because every scientist is a liberal. The scientists would lie to me because everyone that isn’t a liberal is mentally retarded and easy to lie to. Are there any telltale signs of citrulline malate before, during or after you’ve taken it?[/quote]
Sounds like the “citrulline malate” you’ve been taking is actually crack.
[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
[quote]02Thief wrote:
Go get it tested somewhere, or call the company and see where they get it from etc?[/quote]
getting it tested somewhere is expensive not to mention impractical. Besides I’m not a scientist-. nor am I well connected in the world of science so I don’t have anyone to ask a favor of. I don’t have money for that either. I don’t believe in the liberal conquest of the world. If I did have friends that were scientists they’d be liberals because every scientist is a liberal. The scientists would lie to me because everyone that isn’t a liberal is mentally retarded and easy to lie to. Are there any telltale signs of citrulline malate before, during or after you’ve taken it?[/quote]
[quote]eightprops wrote:
Yeah, before you take it you’ll feel slow and mentally foggy due to the weight of the liberal agenda . Shortly after you take it you’ll feel more free as you are in the process of shedding the liberal blindfold. After you’ve taken it you’ll be able to jump higher and sprint faster as you’ve completely unshackled yourself from the chains of liberal conquistadors. But only if you sprinkle the CM liberally on everything.[/quote]
bullshit aside is there really anything that I’ll notice when I take citrulline malate? Shit it could just be muscle relaxers mixed with some sour candy powder. Everything is bullshit.
[quote]yolo84 wrote:
[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
[quote]02Thief wrote:
Go get it tested somewhere, or call the company and see where they get it from etc?[/quote]
getting it tested somewhere is expensive not to mention impractical. Besides I’m not a scientist-. nor am I well connected in the world of science so I don’t have anyone to ask a favor of. I don’t have money for that either. I don’t believe in the liberal conquest of the world. If I did have friends that were scientists they’d be liberals because every scientist is a liberal. The scientists would lie to me because everyone that isn’t a liberal is mentally retarded and easy to lie to. Are there any telltale signs of citrulline malate before, during or after you’ve taken it?[/quote]
Sounds like the “citrulline malate” you’ve been taking is actually crack.[/quote]
that or weaponized syphilis.
[quote]02Thief wrote:
Go get it tested somewhere, or call the company and see where they get it from etc?[/quote]
yeah, I can see how that might help. There are so many other places someone could pull the old switcheroo on me though. It could start out as Citrulline Malate and then the self entitled liberals sneak into your house and pull the old switcheroo on you because “it’s their time” to have superior skills and performance and God will smite anyone who defies them.
consumerlabs
If this is a serious source of angst for you, why not just eat some watermelon rinds?
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
If this is a serious source of angst for you, why not just eat some watermelon rinds? [/quote]
does that give you the citrulline or the malate? I know it’s not both.
El ohh fucking El
[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
How do I know if it’s actually what the label says it is or that the supplement fairy isn’t being a piece of shit and switching it out for some powdered warheads? [/quote]
If you’re not interested in paying for conclusive results (ie. lab testing) then just buy from a company whose quality is trusted.
the point: you’ll end up paying regardless, just decide where/when
Dafuq?
Didn’t Van Halen have a song about this?
If I’m remembering the lyrics right, it’s goes something like,
How do I know when it’s citrulline malate
I can’t tell you but it lasts forever
How does it feel when it’s citrulline malate
It’s just something you feel together
[quote]chillain wrote:
[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
How do I know if it’s actually what the label says it is or that the supplement fairy isn’t being a piece of shit and switching it out for some powdered warheads? [/quote]
If you’re not interested in paying for conclusive results (ie. lab testing) then just buy from a company whose quality is trusted.
the point: you’ll end up paying regardless, just decide where/when
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That makes way to much sense, that couldn’t possibly be a solid approach.
[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
Everything is bullshit.[/quote]
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