How Do I Get A Cool 6-Pack?

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Ok…you ready…

FUCK YOU

That is to the dude who was gonna say “use the search function…blah blah blah…”

The truth is this site would not be nearly as entertaining or worth visiting had we not have people make ridiculous posts without using the search function…don’t feel bad because you are part of the dynamic equilibrium by busting on whoever it is that made the absurd post.

The point is, dumb asses keep posting, because even though people hate you for being a flaming homo and making ridiculous statements, making fun of you is half the fun at this site…

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I dont get it?

A 6 Pack of what?

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We sell them pretty cool at Wal-Mart for 4-$7, and all you need is proper ID.

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Use the search function.

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[quote]Kratos wrote:
We sell them pretty cool at Wal-Mart for 4-$7, and all you need is proper ID.[/quote]

They sell beer at Wal-Mart in Texas!?!

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Myth Busters showed the Ice and salt is the fastest way to a cool 6-pack.

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[quote]Donut62 wrote:
Kratos wrote:
We sell them pretty cool at Wal-Mart for 4-$7, and all you need is proper ID.

They sell beer at Wal-Mart in Texas!?![/quote]

Hell yes they do!

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[quote]Donut62 wrote:
Kratos wrote:
We sell them pretty cool at Wal-Mart for 4-$7, and all you need is proper ID.

They sell beer at Wal-Mart in Texas!?![/quote]

More like, you shop at Wal-Mart?

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I’d recommend tossing the 6pack in the freezer for a good 30 mins - 1hr of it is currently warm. It’ll be damn cool once you pull it back out.

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[quote]Donut62 wrote:
Kratos wrote:
We sell them pretty cool at Wal-Mart for 4-$7, and all you need is proper ID.

They sell beer at Wal-Mart in Texas!?![/quote]

Here too. And hard liquor.

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[quote]X-Factor wrote:
Ok…you ready…

FUCK YOU

That is to the dude who was gonna say “use the search function…blah blah blah…”

The truth is this site would not be nearly as entertaining or worth visiting had we not have people make ridiculous posts without using the search function…don’t feel bad because you are part of the dynamic equilibrium by busting on whoever it is that made the absurd post.

The point is, dumb asses keep posting, because even though people hate you for being a flaming homo and making ridiculous statements, making fun of you is half the fun at this site…[/quote]

It isn’t the retarded posts that are the problem so much as the retarded replies they get.

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[quote]4est wrote:
Myth Busters showed the Ice and salt is the fastest way to a cool 6-pack.[/quote]

Actually they showed that blasting it with a fire extinguisher was the fastest way to a cool 6-pack, but that it was WAY too costly.

Second in line was in fact the ice and salt.

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[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
Donut62 wrote:
Kratos wrote:
We sell them pretty cool at Wal-Mart for 4-$7, and all you need is proper ID.

They sell beer at Wal-Mart in Texas!?!

Here too. And hard liquor.[/quote]

They sell Hard Liqour at Walmart and Costco in Hawaii as well.

Colorado Walmart’s only sell baby beer.

My mother once saw some German tourists loading a cart full of beer at Walmart.
She told them it wasn’t “real” beer, they thanked her and put it all back.

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[quote]EnTransit wrote:
4est wrote:
Myth Busters showed the Ice and salt is the fastest way to a cool 6-pack.

Actually they showed that blasting it with a fire extinguisher was the fastest way to a cool 6-pack, but that it was WAY too costly.

Second in line was in fact the ice and salt.[/quote]

A refrigerated line would have worked better but they froze it up if I remember right. Anyway dairies use a scroll compressor to cool the milk as it is being pumped into the trucks. It goes in warm and comes out cold at a rate of 2000 pounds per hour for some of the better coolers.

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[quote]Kratos wrote:
We sell them pretty cool at Wal-Mart for 4-$7, and all you need is proper ID.[/quote]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

What is proper ID?

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[quote]EnTransit wrote:
4est wrote:
Myth Busters showed the Ice and salt is the fastest way to a cool 6-pack.

Actually they showed that blasting it with a fire extinguisher was the fastest way to a cool 6-pack, but that it was WAY too costly.

Second in line was in fact the ice and salt.[/quote]

I keep a vat of liquid nitrogen in the pantry. Pop your warm Schlitz Malt Liquor in it and voila! “Look out for the bull”.

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[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
Kratos wrote:
We sell them pretty cool at Wal-Mart for 4-$7, and all you need is proper ID.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

What is proper ID?[/quote]

I see you have recently moved from Hawaii to Alaska. Do you regulary move around all the states of the US?

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[quote]EnTransit wrote:
4est wrote:
Myth Busters showed the Ice and salt is the fastest way to a cool 6-pack.

Actually they showed that blasting it with a fire extinguisher was the fastest way to a cool 6-pack, but that it was WAY too costly.

Second in line was in fact the ice and salt.[/quote]

IIRC, the fire extinguisher was the FASTEST but barely cooled the beer.

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[quote]helga wrote:
De sleeplijn wrote:
Kratos wrote:
We sell them pretty cool at Wal-Mart for 4-$7, and all you need is proper ID.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

What is proper ID?

I see you have recently moved from Hawaii to Alaska. Do you regulary move around all the states of the US?[/quote]

Yeah. The surf sucks up here too.

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[quote]helga wrote:
I see you have recently moved from Hawaii to Alaska. Do you regulary move around all the states of the US?[/quote]

Actually I am heading to Australia soon. Catch a bit of that famous surf down at Bells and Jan Juc.

I’m going there for business. We’ve got 2 weeks free time. So I’m planning on going to Queensland and Victoria for the surf.

I was thinking about New South Wales, but I got told it is full of homos. Any truth to that?