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I’m not gonna get into the living situation, because it sounds weird and almost no guy won’t have sex with a chick they’re constantly around or living with. Even if they don’t like her or have broke up, they’ll always go back for sex. There are some good suggestions so far, but remember that you have to change it up. It seems like eating different things your stomach is not used to will give you serious gas. So if you seem to not be getting good results anymore from something. Try something else someone has suggested.
My good! I thaught I’m the only one who farts after his high protein and high-fiber meals! 
Anyway, as someone mentioned, lost of MILK and DAIRY, beans, broccoli and hard boiled EGGS! your farts will be soooooo stinky!!
Dude,
I had experience from those low sugar low carb candy bars. A buddies wife brought some by after I complained about some heavy, uncomfortable constipation. I was three or four days post op from a knee reconstruction and since I was taking percocet the ol’ plumbing just refused to work. I hadn’t gone #2 since the day before my surgery.
Within an hour eating one of those bars I was pooping like a madman until I was empty. Then, after half a pizza during the Nascar race I was farting like crazy and boy lemme tell you it was gross. It was definitely some of the nastiest farts I’ve had ever. I was laid up on the couch with a knee immobilizer and the cooling machine shuddering every time I let fly.
What about some extra creatine? (Just be careful of the wet ones)
Also, my brother is the king of stink. He is 19 but eats like what a little kid would if he had his way - lots of sugary foods and meat with little or no vegetables. Fibre is good for quantity, but may hinder quality. Eggs and dairy are also classic stench enhancers.
Try the Atkins Diet, the induction phase…
Low-fat/low-carb pudding (I can’t remember which one it is, prolly low-fat).
That shit is so chemically engineered, it’ll rip your stomach apart. It still tastes damn good, so I do eat it once in a while:)
I’ll second the idea of lots of dairy. What I found to work wonders was banana smoothies with eggs, protein powder, shitloads of fat free milk (preferably the high protein stuff) and the key ingredient, natural yoghurt!!
The resulting farts will smell like DEATH. Not to mention being a top post workout meal. Have too much of these, and you’ll get explosive diarrhoea, and if you’re lucky enough to make it to the shitter in time, the smell will probably knock you out and you’ll fall in.
Something like that, anyway.
Yes, everyone needs a life.
Here is a good fart site:
Dilled green beans with cheap beer. Careful, you might not move from the toilet the day after. This works especially well if you can the beens yourself. Eat the garlic from the bottem. It wont be so strong you can’t eat it, but it will definately take care of cockroach infestations. Also: pickled eggs. My @$$ hole burns for days after pickled eggs.
Good thread.
[quote]Jessersmack wrote:
you’ll be needing a Hazmat suit within about a half hour.[/quote]
Wouldn’t that be like giving yourself a dutch oven?
I like how some people have no lives and decide to bump 4 year old threads.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Some might say, a real bodybuilder wouldn’t even have to ask this question. [/quote]
Gotta agree with this. Next thing you know someone will start a thread saying, “I’m eating to gain weight but how do I crap weirder/more often?”
Simple GUINNESS. The infamous morning after black slurry is legendary in ireland.
Eggs, eggs and more eggs.
[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
Gotta agree with this. Next thing you know someone will start a thread saying, “I’m eating to gain weight but how do I crap weirder/more often?”[/quote]
EPIC LOL!
Woohooo! This is a classic thread that deserves resurrection.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
I like how some people have no lives and decide to bump 4 year old threads.[/quote]
That might be me 
[quote]JohnnyBlaze wrote:
Makavali wrote:
I like how some people have no lives and decide to bump 4 year old threads.
That might be me :/[/quote]
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