How Can I Fart Bigger?

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Try mixing protein powder, milk, flax seeds, oatmeal, and about 4 or 5 tablespoons of sugar(my carb up drink!.) It stinks pretty bad.

Edit:
Goddamn old threads…still funny though.

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If you go to RIT; go eat at gracies for lunch.

Turkey Sub, Chicken Pieces, etc etc…

Or the breakfast there. I never made it 100 yards after breakfast w/o having to shit my goddam pants.

Gracies in general will get you to shit/fart a friggin’ ton.

RITards rock!

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Take some advice from kenny.

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[quote]MikiB wrote:
Take some advice from kenny.

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LOL! I’ve got tears coming out of my eyes it was so funny.

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For a while I had the brilliant idea of mixing raw egg whites in a blender with O.J and some mixed fruit. Yah… raw egg whites are fucking disgusting.

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ill give u some of mine god knows i have enough to go around

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[quote]MikiB wrote:
Take some advice from kenny.

- YouTube [/quote]

My buddy/roommate can do this voluntarily, without hoses and gadgets and shudder lube.

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[quote]AngryVader wrote:
MikiB wrote:
Take some advice from kenny.

LOL! I’ve got tears coming out of my eyes it was so funny.[/quote]

That shit’s fucked up! Who would think of sticking a tube in their ass so they could blow air into their sphincter with their mouth and rip out gassy flatulence? Some people must have nothing better to do with their time…LOL.

The one at the end was huge.

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Fiberone bars.

I can’t believe I’m helping!

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take it in the but.

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You can fart bigger by being a bigger asshole.

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ancient-bump

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
ancient-bump[/quote]

You’re on a roll today.

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[quote] bedspazwrote:

[quote] mowgli1959wrote:

[quote] Jessersmack wrote:
an effective way to conjure up some WMD-caliber farts (stench-wise) is coffee[/quote]
Did I mention that I polluted the interior of my car for at least a month once, baking one into the upholstery of the front seat…[/quote]
Try chopping up a dozen or so garlic cloves, then make a couple egg salad sandwiches and choke it down. My brother and I did this, Trust me this fog will hang for quite some time and give whomever it contacts a severe case of zits
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ROFL!

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[quote]BiP wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
ancient-bump[/quote]

You’re on a roll today.[/quote]

Are you saying X is on X?

V

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[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]BiP wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
ancient-bump[/quote]

You’re on a roll today.[/quote]

Are you saying X is on X?

V[/quote]

That and the creatinez.