[quote]MeinHerzBrennt wrote:
If mediocrity is winning 11 straight road games, including the Super Bowl against one of the best NFL teams of all time, and then wrapping up the number one seed the following year, i’ll take it.
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Win five Super Bowls and then you can talk. Until then, sit down with the other children and brag to yourselves.
The Eagels still have to get past the Vikings.
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
rainjack wrote:
the Cowboys are destined for mediocrity like the Giants and the Eagles.
No sir I must correct you. What you saw the Cowfuckers do yesterday was no where close to mediocre. No, that was ineptitude at its finest. It was almost a work of art, for a team to fail that miserably. Oh I was in awe to witness such a skull fucking. I would like to thank the Cowfuckers for making my Sunday evening so enjoyable.
Also according to Sportscenter, Romo fainted in the shower they said, and I quote: “He put the back of his hand to his forhead and let out a feminine wail as he fainted in the shower”
Or atleast that’s what I interpreted from the news report.
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STANDS UP AND CLAPS
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Djwlfpack wrote:
How are the Giants an embarrassment? 12-4 sure looks a hell of a lot better than 9-7, no? Giants nearly beat Minny with 3rd- and 4th-stringers playing the entire 2nd half; I wouldn’t even count that game as a loss.
It’s not who they played, but the score. The pussants put fewer points on the board than the Vikings did. I don’t care how you rationalize it - that is a loss.
Giants beat the 2nd best team in the NFC to secure home-field. They beat Pitt on the road. Thrashed Baltimore at home. Dominated the NFC East (4-2 record in the division, pretty damn good) and wrapped that up several weeks ago.
I don’t think I said that the pussants suck. They did well enough to win the division - well - they played just consistent enough to outlast a division that had three chokers in it.
My statement that they are the weakest team in the playoffs is based on the last 6 games.
I know your head is spinning from your precious Cowboys losing but come on, show a little respect.
On second thought, go ahead and keep doubting the Giants. We’ll see how big your talk is in February.
I think push summed it up perfectly. If someone will get rid of the Arkansas Asshole and put someone in that doesn’t have delusions that they know a fucking thing about personnel, or x’s and o’s, The Cowboys might have a chance at doing something.
What are the brackets? I haven’t seen them. But I don’t think the Giants get past the second round. I think they lose the first game.
Here’s the thing about the Giants: If Jacobs is healthy and runs hard, retard boy looks like a fucking god. If Jacobs gets stopped, or is hurt - Eli looks like the utter fucking moron you, and every other motherfucker stroking his cock this year, know he is.
Remember - there is no more Plax to throw the fades to. The catch last February happens once in a lifetime. Retard-boy has used that chance up.
I have a sneaky suspicion that Eli will get schooled by his big brother. You know - the guy who can actually play the position? [/quote]
That throw to Plax in the Super Bowl was really an easy play. The Patriots had an all-out blitz called and Plax gave a quick inside move before breaking for the corner. All Eli had to do was throw it up as Samuel had bitten on the slant.
The Giants will play either Philly, Arizona or Atlanta in the 2nd round. Arizona will get destroyed if they come East. Atlanta is good but the Giants can contain that running game. Philly is the one team that scares me. But, they are very Jeckyl-and-Hyde.
Eli had a very consistent year this year. I’m not going to get worked up about one bad game (Philly). That Dallas game late in the year wasn’t his fault, he had no time to throw.
Look at what he did against Carolina. Give him time and he’ll make all the necessary throws. And, why is it a knock against Eli that he benefits from the Giants’ stellar running game? That’s the sign of a good offense. He has stepped up and carried the team when they needed him to, like against Arizona and Washington.
What is Romo’s playoff record, by the way?
The Cowboys need to overhaul their entire coaching staff and get some guys in there that will stand up to TO and all the cry-babies in that locker room. There’s no way a team with all that talent should be sitting at home right now.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
MeinHerzBrennt wrote:
If mediocrity is winning 11 straight road games, including the Super Bowl against one of the best NFL teams of all time, and then wrapping up the number one seed the following year, i’ll take it.
Win five Super Bowls and then you can talk. Until then, sit down with the other children and brag to yourselves. [/quote]
Sry but THIS Team hasn’t won shit and neither have you! The Cowboys of old won 5 Super bowls. But no one gives a shit about what ANY team did more than a generation ago. Cowboys fans are the dumbest peaces of shits in all of sports. Romo is the most over hyped, over rated choke on a dick QB in the league. And your owner…well he falls into that first category with the fans.
You have delusions of grandeur my friend. The ONLY 2 reasons Giants fans care about Romo and the cowgirls is that we are divisional rivals; if you played in the AFC South we wouldn’t give 2 shits.
The 2nd reason is of course TO and all the drama he brings to the table. When are you going to get rid of that prick?
[quote]rainjack wrote:
See? You make my point for me.
Does anyone give a flying fuck what happened to your retard-boy QB after the game yesterday?
I know it is a hard pill to swallow, but the mystique of the Cowboys overshadows anything the pussants do - even when Dallas gets ass raped 44-6.
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[quote]rainjack wrote:
Win five Super Bowls and then you can talk. [/quote]
Do I hear a country song playing and are those empty shot glasses I see?
Nice touch going back down memory lane though.
The questions is : What have you done lately?
12 Pro Bowlers last year? LOL
Emmitt Smith in the HOF? LOL, anybody would have been great running behind that o-line
Troy Aikman in the HOF? LOL see above.
And why do I have to listen to Troy and his soft, effeminate twang on every f’n Giants game?
Eagles guy slapping wife in face trying to high five her
I just love how Romo fucked up royally. What was it, 2 fumbles and an interception?
Plus he was on the ground again clutching his head like after the fumbled snap against Seattle.
Good day all around 
“I know it is a hard pill to swallow, but the mystique of the Cowboys overshadows anything the pussants do - even when Dallas gets ass raped 44-6.”
Dallas fans can take the limelight and national exposure. Me, I’ll take 12 wins, a first round bye, and, oh yeah, the fucking super bowl. I could give a fuck if Dallas is on the news all fucking day long.
If being on sportscenter 24/7 gives you your jollies. . . .
[quote]pushharder wrote:
This is the Cowboy’s problem.[/quote]
Amen Push!!! I wish that A-hole would fire himself.
[quote]Himora22 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
MeinHerzBrennt wrote:
If mediocrity is winning 11 straight road games, including the Super Bowl against one of the best NFL teams of all time, and then wrapping up the number one seed the following year, i’ll take it.
Win five Super Bowls and then you can talk. Until then, sit down with the other children and brag to yourselves.
Sry but THIS Team hasn’t won shit and neither have you! The Cowboys of old won 5 Super bowls. But no one gives a shit about what ANY team did more than a generation ago. Cowboys fans are the dumbest peaces of shits in all of sports. Romo is the most over hyped, over rated choke on a dick QB in the league. And your owner…well he falls into that first category with the fans.[/quote]
Seriously, bragging about Super Bowl wins over ten years ago is such a stupid argument. I hear that shit all the time from Raider fans and the funny thing is, they weren’t even old enough to remember the Super Bowls they won.
It’s all about what happens right now, who gives a fuck about the past!!
How can you blame Jerry Jones? only thing I can see is that he should have fired the coach.
Jones signs all the big names and gives his team the stuff they need to win. The players or coaches just don’t come through.
Classy!
If I was that fan, I better be getting season tickets.
Granted, I wouldn’t do such a thing to my own team, but still.
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
How can you blame Jerry Jones? only thing I can see is that he should have fired the coach.
Jones signs all the big names and gives his team the stuff they need to win. The players or coaches just don’t come through.[/quote]
Where do I begin? This could take awhile. 1) Due to his enormous ego he could not handle Jimmy Johnson getting credit for winning two superbowls so he punted Jimmy and brought on Barry. He tried to take credit but as a recent and excellent book about the 90’s Cowboys makes clear-- Jimmy Johnson clearly made all of the major decisions that led to their success.
Due to his enormous ego he clearly puts in coaches he knows he can control. The only post-Johnson exception was Parcells who clearly left unhappy. Thus we had Switzer, Chan Gailey, Dave Campo and now Dave Campo Jr. AKA Wade Phillips. Parcells clearly left unhappy and it probably had something to do with the fact that Parcells didn’t want the cancer otherwise known as T.O. brought onto the team. Parcells was also clearly concerned about Romo’s gunslinger attitude. But Jones was smitten and he saw Romo’s $$$ potential.
Jones continues to bring guys onto the team that have tons of character/off-filed problems. PacMan Jones was a bust, Roy Williams, still living up to his rep. Yeah Jones throws wads of cash at guys with talent but who have failed with other teams for a reason.
The team lacks discipline and the owner lacks discipline. I think the two are related.
that’s just for starters.
[quote]deputydawg wrote:
2) Due to his enormous ego he clearly puts in coaches he knows he can control. The only post-Johnson exception was Parcells who clearly left unhappy. Thus we had Switzer, Chan Gailey, Dave Campo and now Dave Campo Jr. AKA Wade Phillips. Parcells clearly left unhappy and it probably had something to do with the fact that Parcells didn’t want the cancer otherwise known as T.O. brought onto the team. Parcells was also clearly concerned about Romo’s gunslinger attitude. But Jones was smitten and he saw Romo’s $$$ potential.
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Thats why he didnt hire Mike Singletary a couple of years ago.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
dday wrote:
Tomorrows ESPN power rankings will probably have the Cowboys moving up again, ESPN sucks off the Cowboys so hard it’s retarded.
Now we get to hear about what happened to the Cowboys for the next 8 months.
The Cowboys are the NFL’s equivalent of the Yankees. If the Cowboys are in the playoff chase, that is going to be most of what you hear about because the Cowboys are the highest visibility team in Football.
No one gives a shit if the Giants finish 7-9, 9-7, or 6-10. The Eagles were in the same position as the Cowboys coming in to yesterday’s game: win and your in.
Who did you hear more about? The Cowboys. Why? Because compared to the Cowboys - no one gives a flying shit about Philly. Same goes for the pussants. Dallas has gotten far more attention from LOSING than the Giants have gotten for stumbling to 12-4 and HFA through the playoffs.
That’s just the way it goes. I am afraid, however, that unless Jones either dies, or is kidnapped, - the Cowboys are destined for mediocrity like the Giants and the Eagles. [/quote]
You make it sound like a popularity contest. My team gets more media coverage than yours, blah blah blah. There is no doubt that the people from ESPN have the Cowgirls cocks way too far up their asses.
The Cowboys aren’t even in the playoffs, yet all the Giant dick smokers on here are still flapping their gums about the Cowboys.
Here’s the difference between pussant cock smokers and Cowboy fans: If we had won the division we would not give two shits what New York does or says. Hell, except for hating on Manning - no one else gives a fuck what New York does.
But you losers - you fuckwads can’t focus on what you do have for hating on the Cowboys.
We all know it’s nothing but jealousy. Really - it’s okay. Just let it go.