Because you’re a natty-wizard 
(Congrats on the placing!)
Ya, but did you get laid, twice! Thought not. Or, well… You did have company… Excuse me while I go bleach my brain now.
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hahahahhaahahahah. I did share a bed with a beautiful woman on Thursday night, but fucking was waaaaaaay off my radar.
That 's the worst I’ve felt on a water cut. And I still barely made weight. I actually woke up still being 2-3 lbs over weight. I initially weighed in at 181.9 (with 181.5 being the cut-off), so I had to walk behind a curtain, take off my underwear, and try again. That was sufficient to make weight, came in at 181.3.
Sorry for talking about actual strength-sport stuff. I know this thread is for the lolz.
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I ran out of cookie dough pop tarts. Goddamn
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Then eat the ones with holes in them?
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What are “the ones with holes in them?”
the ones we fucked. Keep up, Samul!
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Ah I thought the strippers already ate them.
Well I’d consider it if it wasn’t that dick isn’t my thing. But thank you for the offer 
Still, it’s a pain in the ass having to order them online as they don’t sell them in Italy (and if it wasn’t for the web I wouldn’t even know about them).
I think I now understand why they had no holes in them…
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.Hi Samul, I was in your place for a couple of months ago
Here are some natural methods to beat sleep disorder (without pills and agressive methods!)
- Keep it cool. Your body temperature heavily influences the quality of your sleep (i.e. the amount of REM sleep, which is where the magic happens).
- Go to bed at regular hours. Your brain loves habits, so having a nighttime routine can work wonders for your sleep.
- Use your bed only for sleep. Your brain responds to cues, so use that to your advantage. (it should be very comfortable. Better buy some new mattress or a pillow-here are som reviews https://sleepmentor.net/serta-icomfort-mattress-reviews/)
- Use background noise. Humans haven’t evolved sleeping behind tightly shut windows. For thousands of years, we’ve slept outdoors, with the wind blowing in our ears, a river flowing nearby and wild dogs howling in the distance.
Hope this help!
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I had one as a teenager and never tried it again. Pretty sure the pack stayed there open for a year until my mother forced my dad to eat them.
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wtf man? Did you just pick a shitty flavor?
Here are some good options.
strawberry. make sure any fruit flavor you try has the frosting. you need the frosting.
smores
brown sugar and cinnamon
blueberry
cherry
hot fudge sundae
chocolate chip
raspberry
I love the brown sugar and cinnamon one, also liked s’mores and cookies and cream.
Kinda disappointed by the cookie dough flavor in the end tho. Do the fruit ones taste anything like actual fruit?
They are fruit in name only. The Cherry flavored ones taste like cherry flavoring rather than actual cherries.
Not the point of pop-tarts at all. They transcend any food you think you know.
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That’s what I imagined actually…
Well, I don’t like cherries that much to begin with so I’ll probably stick to the other flavors.
Pumpkin pie looks good, have you tried it?
It’s meh.
It’s pretty awful, and I say that as a big pumpkin pie fan.
Toaster oven, microwave, or straight out of the package?