you could dildo yourself with a yum yum
That’s just asking for a yeast infection
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350 degrees in the oven should kill just about any infection in the yeast: nothing to worry about.
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Wh- nooooooooooo lol
And there we have it
Greatest thread of all time
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This thread was magnificence. Round of applause to everyone who turned this dumbass thread into something magical
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One sneeze: someone is thinking bad thoughts about you.
Two sneezes: someone is thinking good thoughts about you.
Three sneezes: you’re getting a cold.
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Omg Saturday I got 10 post cereals for.99 a box up to ten and three packages of pop tarts .99 a piece. Omg…So many sales I spent 90 and saved 41. Sugar highs are in our house. fuck Keto and pass the s’morez, no Cookie Crisp. No oreoo’s… with fucking whole milk 1.87 a gallon. Seriously dude one night of not much sleep is no big deal. I’m an insomniac and I do just fine. Besides, omg, bring a yeti tumbler with Gatorade. Tell people you prefer it your “mixed” drink over piss kegs or beer. I don’t get harassed about beer since like 10 years ago. But it’s your life. Be happy! Be thankful you got invited! Have fun and chill! It’s all good…
Fuck, man, I think I’m still hungover.
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It made it even better that you told yourself. That’s a real hangover - good job.
But I didn’t see picture of pop-tarts
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I went to a sake tasting last night. I was drinking till 2.45 AM, and got a crappy night’s sleep and didn’t put my CPAP on. Felt like dogshit today and skipped work. But did workout and PR’d on bench.
So skip that night’s sleep and smash some fucking iron.
So which is better, Smores or C&C?
S’mores hands down.
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I’ve never once had a pop tart.
Edit: flame free!
I don’t even know what to say to this…
You meant to write this in the flame free confession thread.
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After making it through my childhood without them, I never cared to try as an adult.
You’re a monster.
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Hey guys, I did the impossible. Last Thursday night I was 17 lbs under my normal bodyweight, and I didn’t get more than maybe 2 hours of sleep, prior to my weigh-in. And yet, somehow, I competed in a National Strongman contest and took 7th place out of 25+ competitors, deadlifted a car for 13 reps, lifted a 335 lbs stone onto a flat bed truck, and pulled a box truck across a gym in 45 seconds.
Turns out, you can miss an entire night of sleep, miss an entire day of eating and drinking, and still lift heavy shit/ set PR’s 24 hours later. WHO KNEW???
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