[quote]jchenky wrote:
That is how mac likes it. MMF
[/quote]
you weren’t complaining either 
what’s with girls going home with a guy, whetheror not it’s the 1st date or whatever, and immediatlly upon getting naked it’s the whole ‘hey i’m not a slut, i never do this, blah blah’ speech
AS THEY ARE TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES.
lol
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
jchenky wrote:
That is how mac likes it. MMF
you weren’t complaining either
what’s with girls going home with a guy, whetheror not it’s the 1st date or whatever, and immediatlly upon getting naked it’s the whole ‘hey i’m not a slut, i never do this, blah blah’ speech
AS THEY ARE TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES.
lol[/quote]
They’re trying to trick you into not using a condom. (another TRAP!)
More seriously, I think sometimes it’s an ego stroking line akin to “I’ve never felt this way for anyone else baby…” “You’re the biggest!” “It’s okay, I don’t need to cum” and other times it’s just her lying to herself out loud 
[quote]debraD wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
jchenky wrote:
That is how mac likes it. MMF
you weren’t complaining either
what’s with girls going home with a guy, whetheror not it’s the 1st date or whatever, and immediatlly upon getting naked it’s the whole ‘hey i’m not a slut, i never do this, blah blah’ speech
AS THEY ARE TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES.
lol
They’re trying to trick you into not using a condom. (another TRAP!)
More seriously, I think sometimes it’s an ego stroking line akin to “I’ve never felt this way for anyone else baby…” “You’re the biggest!” “It’s okay, I don’t need to cum” and other times it’s just her lying to herself out loud ;-)[/quote]
But is that really stroking our ego? Isn’t it more likely that the girl is trying to make herself feel better?
Also, Holy Mac has already fallen for that trap. But he escaped certain death. Way to go, dude.
[quote]debraD wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
jchenky wrote:
That is how mac likes it. MMF
you weren’t complaining either
what’s with girls going home with a guy, whetheror not it’s the 1st date or whatever, and immediatlly upon getting naked it’s the whole ‘hey i’m not a slut, i never do this, blah blah’ speech
AS THEY ARE TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES.
lol
They’re trying to trick you into not using a condom. (another TRAP!)
More seriously, I think sometimes it’s an ego stroking line akin to “I’ve never felt this way for anyone else baby…” “You’re the biggest!” “It’s okay, I don’t need to cum” and other times it’s just her lying to herself out loud ;-)[/quote]
But is that really stroking our ego? Isn’t it more likely that the girl is trying to make herself feel better?
Also, Holy Mac has already fallen for that trap. But he escaped certain death. Way to go, dude.
My votes for the lying to herself kind of thing
Or…how about this…we just all happen to be a collection of charming, attractive, interesting, witty individuals that, by just being ourselves, charm the panties off many a young lady with little to no effort?
Judges ruling…
Lying to herself …
Damn, oh well, back to the drawing board
a guy got maced tonight. and then i tackled him. and the motherfucker had rubbed his face a moment before i tackled him, and scratched my back with the hand that rubbed his face.
FUCK my back burns. like already took a shower and it still burns.
bah
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
a guy got maced tonight. and then i tackled him. and the motherfucker had rubbed his face a moment before i tackled him, and scratched my back with the hand that rubbed his face.
FUCK my back burns. like already took a shower and it still burns.
bah[/quote]
You’re still a bouncer or do you tackle dudes for fun?
[quote]jchenky wrote:
I agree, I adore Dwarf and his wife 
I don’t even know them. I have a crush on a couple.
[/quote]
A couple of what?
Mac,
Next time a girl gets naked for you and is feeling a little shy, boost her ego by telling her how nice her hair looks and that every girl you’ve been with before her had split ends galore, but somehow she doesn’t. Do this as her face is near the vicinity of your crotch.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
a guy got maced tonight. and then i tackled him. and the motherfucker had rubbed his face a moment before i tackled him, and scratched my back with the hand that rubbed his face.
FUCK my back burns. like already took a shower and it still burns.
bah
You’re still a bouncer or do you tackle dudes for fun?[/quote]
uhm MMF? I think we’ve gone over this.
I’d hit it.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
jchenky wrote:
That is how mac likes it. MMF
you weren’t complaining either
what’s with girls going home with a guy, whetheror not it’s the 1st date or whatever, and immediatlly upon getting naked it’s the whole ‘hey i’m not a slut, i never do this, blah blah’ speech
AS THEY ARE TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES.
lol[/quote]
she is trying to make herself not look like a ho, even though her actions are to the contrary. Everytime a girl says this, I try and hide my smirk.
Oh, and how did this guy scratch your back to have the skin to skin contact? Were you not wearing a shirt?!?!
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
imhungry wrote:
crimson_lily wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
more shit:
a lot of people use a dinner and a movie date as the bread and butter of a first date. or within the first 5 dates.
fucking SWITCH that shit around. go to a movie and THEN dinner. preferably after a funny movie. that way if you feel a lull in the conversatio coming up, you can always fall back on the movie if u’re that uninterested.
plus you can always imatate the people/scenes from the movie and make her laugh, so even if u’re really not that funny, she’ll associate you with being funny.
My ex and I did this. First date I believe…and you’re right, I thought he was funny for the reasons you said. Then he just turned out to be an asshole that wasn’t very funny. Deception, deception.
Funny though, one of the next few dates was putt putt and he carted my purse around the course without me asking. Being fake nice isn’t very nice at all.
He didn’t need you to ask, because he obviously thought it went fabulously with his assemble. That was just dumb luck.
He deceived you with his sexuality, also.
Purses go in the trunk for Putt-Putt dates. You’re not going to need them.
This is correct. Even when the date is going out to a bar, I don’t carry a purse, put my ID, credit card in my back pants/jeans pockets.[/quote]
You’re damn right i’m correct!!
Why are you carrying a credit card? I’m buying.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
jchenky wrote:
That is how mac likes it. MMF
you weren’t complaining either
what’s with girls going home with a guy, whetheror not it’s the 1st date or whatever, and immediatlly upon getting naked it’s the whole ‘hey i’m not a slut, i never do this, blah blah’ speech
AS THEY ARE TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES.
lol[/quote]
I know what you mean Mac. Another thing I hate is when your standing there with your pants down and they’re all like, “It’s $60 for a half hour, $100 for an hour.” What the hell.
[quote]debraD wrote:
He didn’t need you to ask, because he obviously thought it went fabulously with his assemble. That was just dumb luck.
He deceived you with his sexuality, also.
Purses go in the trunk for Putt-Putt dates. You’re not going to need them.
This is correct. Even when the date is going out to a bar, I don’t carry a purse, put my ID, credit card in my back pants/jeans pockets.
This is why I carry a pack. Guys will happly carry your purse and not even realize it. Bwahaha. It’s a trap![/quote]
Pure evil.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
jchenky wrote:
That is how mac likes it. MMF
you weren’t complaining either
what’s with girls going home with a guy, whetheror not it’s the 1st date or whatever, and immediatlly upon getting naked it’s the whole ‘hey i’m not a slut, i never do this, blah blah’ speech
AS THEY ARE TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES.
lol
I know what you mean Mac. Another thing I hate is when your standing there with your pants down and they’re all like, “It’s $60 for a half hour, $100 for an hour.” What the hell.[/quote]
that when you reply with, “here’s a buck i only need 15 seconds”
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
matko5 wrote:
hey Mac, what’s up with the video with the lunk alarm?
dude, you guys have to remember the logistics of it.
it’s no tthat i can’t do it. i need someone who is willing to take the time out of their day, bring a camera, bs their own way into PF, and set up shop.
i need the right opportunity[/quote]
No, no you don’t. A first person DOOM style camera would work just fine to show you running around and wreaking havoc, then laughing maniacally.
[quote]crimson_lily wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
imhungry wrote:
crimson_lily wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
more shit:
a lot of people use a dinner and a movie date as the bread and butter of a first date. or within the first 5 dates.
fucking SWITCH that shit around. go to a movie and THEN dinner. preferably after a funny movie. that way if you feel a lull in the conversatio coming up, you can always fall back on the movie if u’re that uninterested.
plus you can always imatate the people/scenes from the movie and make her laugh, so even if u’re really not that funny, she’ll associate you with being funny.
My ex and I did this. First date I believe…and you’re right, I thought he was funny for the reasons you said. Then he just turned out to be an asshole that wasn’t very funny. Deception, deception.
Funny though, one of the next few dates was putt putt and he carted my purse around the course without me asking. Being fake nice isn’t very nice at all.
He didn’t need you to ask, because he obviously thought it went fabulously with his assemble. That was just dumb luck.
He deceived you with his sexuality, also.
Purses go in the trunk for Putt-Putt dates. You’re not going to need them.
This is correct. Even when the date is going out to a bar, I don’t carry a purse, put my ID, credit card in my back pants/jeans pockets.
I do this as well. I went to put my shit back in the car and he offered to do it, then proceeded to carry on with the game. Guess he really did like how well it went with his outfit.[/quote]
He probably felt very pretty, too.
Who won the game?
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Oh, and how did this guy scratch your back to have the skin to skin contact? Were you not wearing a shirt?!?![/quote]
oh come on nate, you know i always remove my shirt before i go to town on someone.
the ‘mace’ the guys use is a gel, b/c of the crowded enviornment they work in (among other reasons) and the shit is really thick. combined with the fact i was wear a thin cotton shirt and he scratched me like a freaking girl, the stuff got into the scratches.
http://www.snkoutlet.com/site/1398893/product/80269
in other news, i had a ‘phantom poop’ today. where you feel you pooped, there’s poop on the paper, but no poop in the toilet. not sure if that’s a good sign or not.
there’s also a party the entire fraternal organization on campus is throwing tonight. i think there’s going to be like 40-50 bouncers/security guards among police officers and campus staff. it’s going to take up the entire length of fraternity row. from 4pm-2am. i’m going to be the gate manager for the entry point.
fml.
Man, there sure is a lot of love here! Thanks Wol, Jchenky, HM!
Although I suspect that it has to do with my wife. I mean, if I were single, I’d probably just get called a hippie.
But having a cute wife suddenly escalates me to badass death metal bass player status! Shit, I’ll take whatever I can get!
lol
PS: I’m not one of those cool swingin’ dudes… but I actually kinda like the idea of an MFM with HM. Besides, I think my wife and HM probably share a similar heritage. lol
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Man, there sure is a lot of love here! Thanks Wol, Jchenky, HM!
Although I suspect that it has to do with my wife. I mean, if I were single, I’d probably just get called a hippie.
But having a cute wife suddenly escalates me to badass death metal bass player status! Shit, I’ll take whatever I can get!
lol
PS: I’m not one of those cool swingin’ dudes… but I actually kinda like the idea of an MFM with HM. Besides, I think my wife and HM probably share a similar heritage. lol [/quote]
BAM.
i’m sitting next to a girl i’m seeing.
oooooooh they’re kinda cute, i’d totally share!
done.
