[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
coolnatedawg wrote:
Oh, and how did this guy scratch your back to have the skin to skin contact? Were you not wearing a shirt?!?!
oh come on nate, you know i always remove my shirt before i go to town on someone.
the ‘mace’ the guys use is a gel, b/c of the crowded enviornment they work in (among other reasons) and the shit is really thick. combined with the fact i was wear a thin cotton shirt and he scratched me like a freaking girl, the stuff got into the scratches.
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in other news, i had a ‘phantom poop’ today. where you feel you pooped, there’s poop on the paper, but no poop in the toilet. not sure if that’s a good sign or not.
there’s also a party the entire fraternal organization on campus is throwing tonight. i think there’s going to be like 40-50 bouncers/security guards among police officers and campus staff. it’s going to take up the entire length of fraternity row. from 4pm-2am. i’m going to be the gate manager for the entry point.
fml.[/quote]
That would suck! I got the flatliner sauce in my eye once if that makes you feel any better. And it made my lips swell to epic (caricature) proportions as well.
That blows about having to be the gate manager. Back in my fraternity days I had to work the door to 1 house party numerous times. And that shit was the worst! Your situation is like 1 bazillion times that. Good luck. Use the opportunity to hit on drunken sluts. Or guys. Whatever your thing…