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[quote]imhungry wrote:
crimson_lily wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
more shit:

a lot of people use a dinner and a movie date as the bread and butter of a first date. or within the first 5 dates.

fucking SWITCH that shit around. go to a movie and THEN dinner. preferably after a funny movie. that way if you feel a lull in the conversatio coming up, you can always fall back on the movie if u’re that uninterested.

plus you can always imatate the people/scenes from the movie and make her laugh, so even if u’re really not that funny, she’ll associate you with being funny.

My ex and I did this. First date I believe…and you’re right, I thought he was funny for the reasons you said. Then he just turned out to be an asshole that wasn’t very funny. Deception, deception.

Funny though, one of the next few dates was putt putt and he carted my purse around the course without me asking. Being fake nice isn’t very nice at all.

He didn’t need you to ask, because he obviously thought it went fabulously with his assemble. That was just dumb luck.

He deceived you with his sexuality, also.

Purses go in the trunk for Putt-Putt dates. You’re not going to need them.[/quote]

This is correct. Even when the date is going out to a bar, I don’t carry a purse, put my ID, credit card in my back pants/jeans pockets.

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
imhungry wrote:
crimson_lily wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
more shit:

a lot of people use a dinner and a movie date as the bread and butter of a first date. or within the first 5 dates.

fucking SWITCH that shit around. go to a movie and THEN dinner. preferably after a funny movie. that way if you feel a lull in the conversatio coming up, you can always fall back on the movie if u’re that uninterested.

plus you can always imatate the people/scenes from the movie and make her laugh, so even if u’re really not that funny, she’ll associate you with being funny.

My ex and I did this. First date I believe…and you’re right, I thought he was funny for the reasons you said. Then he just turned out to be an asshole that wasn’t very funny. Deception, deception.

Funny though, one of the next few dates was putt putt and he carted my purse around the course without me asking. Being fake nice isn’t very nice at all.

He didn’t need you to ask, because he obviously thought it went fabulously with his assemble. That was just dumb luck.

He deceived you with his sexuality, also.

Purses go in the trunk for Putt-Putt dates. You’re not going to need them.

This is correct. Even when the date is going out to a bar, I don’t carry a purse, put my ID, credit card in my back pants/jeans pockets.[/quote]

This is why I carry a pack. Guys will happly carry your purse and not even realize it. Bwahaha. It’s a trap!

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[quote]debraD wrote:
Bwahaha. It’s a trap![/quote]

…

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[quote]debraD wrote:
This is why I carry a pack. Guys will happly carry your purse and not even realize it. Bwahaha. It’s a trap![/quote]

A fanny pack?

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
debraD wrote:
Bwahaha. It’s a trap!

…
[/quote]

Xanadude!

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Sometimes when I’m out with my wife who’s on a shopping mission, I’ll carry her purse while she’s picking up and trying on stuff. Her purse is usually black, so it looks great with my long hair and swole arms.

lol

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Sometimes when I’m out with my wife who’s on a shopping mission, I’ll carry her purse while she’s picking up and trying on stuff. Her purse is usually black, so it looks great with my long hair and swole arms.

lol[/quote]

You look like the bass player of a Swedish metal band. But with more muscles and a hot wife. A sincere compliment, Dwarf.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Sometimes when I’m out with my wife who’s on a shopping mission, I’ll carry her purse while she’s picking up and trying on stuff. Her purse is usually black, so it looks great with my long hair and swole arms.

lol

You look like the bass player of a Swedish metal band. But with more muscles and a hot wife. A sincere compliment, Dwarf.
[/quote]

I agree, I adore Dwarf and his wife :slight_smile: I don’t even know them. I have a crush on a couple.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Sometimes when I’m out with my wife who’s on a shopping mission, I’ll carry her purse while she’s picking up and trying on stuff. Her purse is usually black, so it looks great with my long hair and swole arms.

lol

You look like the bass player of a Swedish metal band. But with more muscles and a hot wife. A sincere compliment, Dwarf.
[/quote]

Maybe that should be the ultimate gauge of a guy’s progress: if he can carry the little lady’s purse and still look like a badass. Or a Swedish Death metal guy. :smiley:

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[quote]jchenky wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Sometimes when I’m out with my wife who’s on a shopping mission, I’ll carry her purse while she’s picking up and trying on stuff. Her purse is usually black, so it looks great with my long hair and swole arms.

lol

You look like the bass player of a Swedish metal band. But with more muscles and a hot wife. A sincere compliment, Dwarf.

I agree, I adore Dwarf and his wife :slight_smile: I don’t even know them. I have a crush on a couple.
[/quote]

Just for the record: Dwarf, I do not have a crush on you. Just your wife. I was complimenting the hotness of your wife. No MMF.

But yeah, I’m sure they’re a happy couple, Jchenky.

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[quote]debraD wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Sometimes when I’m out with my wife who’s on a shopping mission, I’ll carry her purse while she’s picking up and trying on stuff. Her purse is usually black, so it looks great with my long hair and swole arms.

lol

You look like the bass player of a Swedish metal band. But with more muscles and a hot wife. A sincere compliment, Dwarf.

Maybe that should be the ultimate gauge of a guy’s progress: if he can carry the little lady’s purse and still look like a badass. Or a Swedish Death metal guy. :smiley:
[/quote]

likin the new avi debra, legs loookin’ swole in a sexy way:D

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
jchenky wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Sometimes when I’m out with my wife who’s on a shopping mission, I’ll carry her purse while she’s picking up and trying on stuff. Her purse is usually black, so it looks great with my long hair and swole arms.

lol

You look like the bass player of a Swedish metal band. But with more muscles and a hot wife. A sincere compliment, Dwarf.

I agree, I adore Dwarf and his wife :slight_smile: I don’t even know them. I have a crush on a couple.

Just for the record: Dwarf, I do not have a crush on you. Just your wife. I was complimenting the hotness of your wife. No MMF.

But yeah, I’m sure they’re a happy couple, Jchenky.
[/quote]

Don’t fib Wol, you told me that you had a crush on Dwarf.

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[quote]debraD wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Sometimes when I’m out with my wife who’s on a shopping mission, I’ll carry her purse while she’s picking up and trying on stuff. Her purse is usually black, so it looks great with my long hair and swole arms.

lol

You look like the bass player of a Swedish metal band. But with more muscles and a hot wife. A sincere compliment, Dwarf.

Maybe that should be the ultimate gauge of a guy’s progress: if he can carry the little lady’s purse and still look like a badass. Or a Swedish Death metal guy. :smiley:
[/quote]

Wait, what’s the original topic about? We went from men holding purses to Xanadude to Dwarf’s manly arms and hot wife to Carltio hitting on Deb.

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
imhungry wrote:
crimson_lily wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
more shit:

a lot of people use a dinner and a movie date as the bread and butter of a first date. or within the first 5 dates.

fucking SWITCH that shit around. go to a movie and THEN dinner. preferably after a funny movie. that way if you feel a lull in the conversatio coming up, you can always fall back on the movie if u’re that uninterested.

plus you can always imatate the people/scenes from the movie and make her laugh, so even if u’re really not that funny, she’ll associate you with being funny.

My ex and I did this. First date I believe…and you’re right, I thought he was funny for the reasons you said. Then he just turned out to be an asshole that wasn’t very funny. Deception, deception.

Funny though, one of the next few dates was putt putt and he carted my purse around the course without me asking. Being fake nice isn’t very nice at all.

He didn’t need you to ask, because he obviously thought it went fabulously with his assemble. That was just dumb luck.

He deceived you with his sexuality, also.

Purses go in the trunk for Putt-Putt dates. You’re not going to need them.

This is correct. Even when the date is going out to a bar, I don’t carry a purse, put my ID, credit card in my back pants/jeans pockets.[/quote]

I do this as well. I went to put my shit back in the car and he offered to do it, then proceeded to carry on with the game. Guess he really did like how well it went with his outfit.

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[quote]jchenky wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
jchenky wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Sometimes when I’m out with my wife who’s on a shopping mission, I’ll carry her purse while she’s picking up and trying on stuff. Her purse is usually black, so it looks great with my long hair and swole arms.

lol

You look like the bass player of a Swedish metal band. But with more muscles and a hot wife. A sincere compliment, Dwarf.

I agree, I adore Dwarf and his wife :slight_smile: I don’t even know them. I have a crush on a couple.

Just for the record: Dwarf, I do not have a crush on you. Just your wife. I was complimenting the hotness of your wife. No MMF.

But yeah, I’m sure they’re a happy couple, Jchenky.

Don’t fib Wol, you told me that you had a crush on Dwarf.

[/quote]

WolBarret loves Iron Drawf as much as Jchenky loves Raisins(and soccer referees)

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Just for the record: Dwarf, I do not have a crush on you. Just your wife. I was complimenting the hotness of your wife. No MMF.

[/quote]

seriously? dude i would MMF the SHIT out of them.

granted, i’d probably be to distracted looking at dwarf’s ass to really be productive

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[quote]crimson_lily wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
imhungry wrote:
crimson_lily wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
more shit:

a lot of people use a dinner and a movie date as the bread and butter of a first date. or within the first 5 dates.

fucking SWITCH that shit around. go to a movie and THEN dinner. preferably after a funny movie. that way if you feel a lull in the conversatio coming up, you can always fall back on the movie if u’re that uninterested.

plus you can always imatate the people/scenes from the movie and make her laugh, so even if u’re really not that funny, she’ll associate you with being funny.

My ex and I did this. First date I believe…and you’re right, I thought he was funny for the reasons you said. Then he just turned out to be an asshole that wasn’t very funny. Deception, deception.

Funny though, one of the next few dates was putt putt and he carted my purse around the course without me asking. Being fake nice isn’t very nice at all.

He didn’t need you to ask, because he obviously thought it went fabulously with his assemble. That was just dumb luck.

He deceived you with his sexuality, also.

Purses go in the trunk for Putt-Putt dates. You’re not going to need them.

This is correct. Even when the date is going out to a bar, I don’t carry a purse, put my ID, credit card in my back pants/jeans pockets.

I do this as well. I went to put my shit back in the car and he offered to do it, then proceeded to carry on with the game. Guess he really did like how well it went with his outfit.[/quote]

I sense a lot of anger and hostility. I’ll just back away.

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[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Just for the record: Dwarf, I do not have a crush on you. Just your wife. I was complimenting the hotness of your wife. No MMF.

seriously? dude i would MMF the SHIT out of them.

granted, i’d probably be to distracted looking at dwarf’s ass to really be productive[/quote]

And now we’re back on track since Mac is here. And shouldn’t it be MFM. Because if you do it MMF, then one of the guys is playing pitcher and catcher.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Just for the record: Dwarf, I do not have a crush on you. Just your wife. I was complimenting the hotness of your wife. No MMF.

seriously? dude i would MMF the SHIT out of them.

granted, i’d probably be to distracted looking at dwarf’s ass to really be productive

And now we’re back on track since Mac is here. And shouldn’t it be MFM. Because if you do it MMF, then one of the guys is playing pitcher and catcher.
[/quote]

That is how mac likes it. MMF

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[quote]jchenky wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Just for the record: Dwarf, I do not have a crush on you. Just your wife. I was complimenting the hotness of your wife. No MMF.

seriously? dude i would MMF the SHIT out of them.

granted, i’d probably be to distracted looking at dwarf’s ass to really be productive

And now we’re back on track since Mac is here. And shouldn’t it be MFM. Because if you do it MMF, then one of the guys is playing pitcher and catcher.

That is how mac likes it. MMF
[/quote]

I guess that explains the purse. ZING!