I’ve attempted the goal post, did it in the shallow end of the pool, that way I didnt have to worry about her falling, as long as i stayed away from the sides.
I picked this up from a post somewhere else on the site…
The Screaming Pelicans/Crumbed Cutlets…
Be having sex on a beach, but while you’re going for it dip your big old boy in sand and stick it back in.
The ensuing screaming from both of you = screaming pelicans.
but not as bad as the poltergeist…
Be doing a chick from behind, then when she doesn’t notice swap with a buddy who’s hiding in the wardrobe. Run outside and wave at the chick through a window…
Yep, this is T-Nation!!
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
and here.[/quote]
Personally…I don’t really find this girl that attractive. She sort of has manish face in the hooters picture.
I am not impressed.
I request a picture of you going in the backdoor of Heidi Klum.
My life sucks…
[quote]matso1236 wrote:
I got a serious question…
You have a chance at a MMFFFF… who are the 5 other people…
Are you strong enough to perform a standup 69? If so post a video of you doing it with a hot girl, and you become part of the hall of fame.[/quote]
Oh I’ve done this a few times. After watching the pornstar “Devon” in “Devils’ Blackjack” about a billion times I really wanted to attempt this. First time was back in 2004 a few times and then that stunt took a brief hiatus until I met my current girl and soon to be fiance. I’m 210lbs and she’s 90lbs…the options are pretty much limitless.
I’d get a video if there was a 3rd in the room but so far I have yet to be able to solicit a MFF from her. The roofies are in the mail.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
matso1236 wrote:
I got a serious question…
You have a chance at a MMFFFF… who are the 5 other people…
Are you strong enough to perform a standup 69? If so post a video of you doing it with a hot girl, and you become part of the hall of fame.
from real life? celebraties? or people from the forum?
haven’t tried standing 69. although i did try the ‘goalpost’ from one of those ‘position of the day’ books. imagine setting yourself up for a chicken fight, but you’re facing the other way. your palms are pressed against her ‘back dimples’ for support.
thank god for vaulted ceilings. did it for maybe a min. to busy worried about dropping her from the squirming to really get into it.[/quote]
I thought by “goalpost” you meant this:
have a girl bend over and hold onto a pole/post and you pick her legs up, insert and hammer away while she is 100% off the ground.
if that already doesn’t have a name I hearby claim it “the b rock split”