[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
i’d much rather entertain a girls request to bang her head against the headboard than bring knives into sexy time…[/quote]
You know what you should do next time you’re inside a chick, wait till you’re ready to let your load go and say “Sexy time…” then do the whole MC Hammer thing “oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh…”
I tried that recently and got slapped.
Still finished though so I was happy.
Edit: Schmea
[quote]yusef wrote:
Bucking: (From behind) grab breasts and shout their sister’s name. See how long you can hold on for.[/quote]
Ha! Cold blooded.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
like i said, nothing wrong with spanking, slapping, choking, chains, bondage, knives and/or biting. But I’m not gonna smash a chicks head against a wall again.
But if you’re into that, … w/e works for you
knives?
lets be serious dude, if you’re girl has to introduce KNIVES to spice things up, you might wanna take a 2nd look at your technique[/quote]
It’s not a matter of spicing things up, more of a mutual desire. Lol waaaaayyyy too young to have to be “spicing things up”
PS: lol I seriously thought I’m in the SAMA section
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
i’d much rather entertain a girls request to bang her head against the headboard than bring knives into sexy time…[/quote]
Not headboard. Try wall. Brick wall, not the pussy sheet rock walls like here in US. Until she bleeds.
You still wondering why I quit that? And I know it wasn’t just me. Talked a friend of mine who was going out with this chick after I was tapping her, and he told me the same thing. “Yeah dude, it was cool in the beginning, but when it got to the point where I had to smash her head until she bleeds, just so she can get off on it…man that was just nuts.”
smashing heads into walls and knives…don’t you mean “murder”?
or “Saturday night”
in relation to growing boy, more like ‘tuesday afternoon’
the original intention of this thread was to hear the training methods of an upstanding young military man.
its now about banging bleeding teenage girls heads against the wall while fucking them lol.
all in barely 4 pages lol.
i mean come on stringer…
you win some…you lose some
the worst is when you have a chick who SUCKS at talking dirty. I’ve had a few in my day and can seriously make sex horrible…and funny I guess.
This is the bodybuilding section right?
[quote]Stringer wrote:
the original intention of this thread was to hear the training methods of an upstanding young military man.
its now about banging bleeding teenage girls heads against the wall while fucking them lol.
all in barely 4 pages lol.[/quote]
welcome to T-Nation I hope you enjoyed your stay
HolyMacaroni
you get girls alright.
I pretty much pick out any girl I want and there mine, Its a great thing =)
girls these days are just Delicious!!!
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Stringer wrote:
the original intention of this thread was to hear the training methods of an upstanding young military man.
its now about banging bleeding teenage girls heads against the wall while fucking them lol.
all in barely 4 pages lol.
welcome to T-Nation I hope you enjoyed your stay [/quote]
it was clearly a joke dickhead
[quote]King_Me wrote:
HolyMacaroni
you get girls alright.
I pretty much pick out any girl I want and there mine, Its a great thing =)
girls these days are just Delicious!!!
[/quote]
Good post.
I got a serious question…
You have a chance at a MMFFFF… who are the 5 other people…
Are you strong enough to perform a standup 69? If so post a video of you doing it with a hot girl, and you become part of the hall of fame.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
King_Me wrote:
HolyMacaroni
you get girls alright.
I pretty much pick out any girl I want and there mine, Its a great thing =)
girls these days are just Delicious!!!
Good post.[/quote]
Outstanding Post*
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[quote]matso1236 wrote:
I got a serious question…
You have a chance at a MMFFFF… who are the 5 other people…
Are you strong enough to perform a standup 69? If so post a video of you doing it with a hot girl, and you become part of the hall of fame.[/quote]
from real life? celebraties? or people from the forum?
haven’t tried standing 69. although i did try the ‘goalpost’ from one of those ‘position of the day’ books. imagine setting yourself up for a chicken fight, but you’re facing the other way. your palms are pressed against her ‘back dimples’ for support.
thank god for vaulted ceilings. did it for maybe a min. to busy worried about dropping her from the squirming to really get into it.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
matso1236 wrote:
I got a serious question…
You have a chance at a MMFFFF… who are the 5 other people…
Are you strong enough to perform a standup 69? If so post a video of you doing it with a hot girl, and you become part of the hall of fame.
from real life? celebraties? or people from the forum?
haven’t tried standing 69. although i did try the ‘goalpost’ from one of those ‘position of the day’ books. imagine setting yourself up for a chicken fight, but you’re facing the other way. your palms are pressed against her ‘back dimples’ for support.
thank god for vaulted ceilings. did it for maybe a min. to busy worried about dropping her from the squirming to really get into it.[/quote]
Balls for trying, im trying to build up my shoulders, give a girl a once in a lifetime experience…lol
THe MMFFFF is with any 5 people you want… forum, RL, celebs
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
matso1236 wrote:
I got a serious question…
You have a chance at a MMFFFF… who are the 5 other people…
Are you strong enough to perform a standup 69? If so post a video of you doing it with a hot girl, and you become part of the hall of fame.
from real life? celebraties? or people from the forum?
haven’t tried standing 69. although i did try the ‘goalpost’ from one of those ‘position of the day’ books. imagine setting yourself up for a chicken fight, but you’re facing the other way. your palms are pressed against her ‘back dimples’ for support.
thank god for vaulted ceilings. did it for maybe a min. to busy worried about dropping her from the squirming to really get into it.[/quote]
i had to read this a couple times cause when you said “set up for a chicken fight”
i thought of fighting roosters, not that shit you do at the beach/pool and it was a weird visual i got.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i thought of fighting roosters, not that shit you do at the beach/pool and it was a weird visual i got.[/quote]
if you still can’t understand, you can stop by bama and i can give you a seminar.
hahaha, i know what the girl IRL would be. afraid to post pics though b/c i dont know who lurks on these forums and that’d be awkward if that got out seeing as we just started talking.
trust me though. she is SMOKING. pure southern belle. blonde hair. probably the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen. and she can shoot the HELL out of a shotgun too.