[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
You guys are fucking pussies.
In fifth grade we had a substitute teacher and we all switched seats and pretended to be someone else. She didn’t catch on until, of course, Sean was found out to be Sarah. The lady made lots of threats for the teacher but we all knew she couldn’t actually write anyone up. After threatening with the principal, we all got back in our seats.
At the end of the day she admitted it was funny.
A guy was having a birthday and we convinced him he needed to stop by a buddies house for a favor. When he came in we all jumped out of a hall and yelled “Happy Birthday!” He never saw it coming.
At summer camp we made chocolate pudding with a gummy worm in it and crumbled oreos on top. We called it dirt but really it was a snack. FUNNY!
During shop class a long time ago this guy named Jason got pantsed.
Sometimes I pretend like my thumb sticking between some fingers is my little cousins nose and he giggles every time.
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Yea, you guys are pussies!!
One hot summer when I was in high school I was going to a pool part. My friend and I thought it would be funny to throw in the pool a couple of snicker bars in the pool. We got in and let like 3 or 4 out in the pool. We got out of the pool and started yelling “SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT”!!!
Ha, Ha
All the girls were getting out of that fucking pool so fast they were loosing their bottoms and tops…BUHAHAHAHA
[quote]Fuzzyapple.Train wrote:
One time in grade 5 I waited for the bus to arrive. I told my brother “Watch this!” went up to a puddle and tried to make it ripple with a huge fart I felt coming. Well, it wasn’t a fart nor did the puddle move. Rode all the way to school with shitty underwear and had to call my mom to get me new ones.
True story.[/quote]
This shit happened to me once in our summer home. My brother was watching TV. I felt this thunderous fart coming. I very quietly approached my brother like a stealth Navy Seal. I blew a fart right in his face…but without warning I fucking shitted my pants. I was wearing swim trunks with no underwear so the shit got all over the floor. I fucking ran as fast as I could leaving a trail of shit.
My brother called out to my mom to come see what I had done. He was laughing and I was fucking embarrassed!!
The first words out of my mom were “WHY DID YOU SHIT ON MY FLOOR”?
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
I have no qualms answering questions
[/quote]
HG - can you please explain to me how you have so much time to answer all these challenges, and why do you spend so much time defending yourself?
I get that you are hugely successful, great looking, above average cocksmith, 28 YO and have life by the short hairs, but why do you spend so much time talking about it?
I think you are probably a decent guy, and forgive me if I am reaching, but in most of your threads, you come off as a loudmouth bore, and that reeks of underconfidence…especially in a bodybuilding website.
just surprising is all - [/quote]
Sure:
I sit in an office to make a “presence” and that is pretty much it. A few times a week I crunch numbers, hold meetings et cetera. Other than that I spend most of my day being “available” and “present”. FWIW I put on a little office set, read books, play games online… i like posting though, it’s more interactive.
Because if someone wants to point fingers I’ll answer, mostly out of boredom. I have no idea who has or has not read my previous posts. Plus, as TexasGuy, Vicomte and allegedly the guy with the fat clown for an avi used to follow me around and flame too, it’s mutually entertaining I believe. Testy too. Plus I like making haters feel bad about themselves, call it bullying if you want. I posted a thread in hopes of funnies, from OTHER people and then it blew it up.
I am extremely bored. I am also out of shape currently which I’ve commented on, in the threads and my hub. I can assure you my life is impossible to live with a low level of self confidence. Take that for what you will.
[quote]Fuzzyapple.Train wrote:
One time in grade 5 I waited for the bus to arrive. I told my brother “Watch this!” went up to a puddle and tried to make it ripple with a huge fart I felt coming. Well, it wasn’t a fart nor did the puddle move. Rode all the way to school with shitty underwear and had to call my mom to get me new ones.
True story.[/quote]
This shit happened to me once in our summer home. My brother was watching TV. I felt this thunderous fart coming. I very quietly approached my brother like a stealth Navy Seal. I blew a fart right in his face…but without warning I fucking shitted my pants. I was wearing swim trunks with no underwear so the shit got all over the floor. I fucking ran as fast as I could leaving a trail of shit.
My brother called out to my mom to come see what I had done. He was laughing and I was fucking embarrassed!!
The first words out of my mom were “WHY DID YOU SHIT ON MY FLOOR”?
I’m fully aware of gun “rules” but, truth be told, an unloaded gun is a benign piece of wood and metal, most dangerous when used as a club.
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True, but the idea is that you’re a fucking moron, so the gun might actually be loaded.[/quote]
I’ll take your bait again. What, in your grand authority of opinion, makes me a fucking moron?
Truth be told I breezed through grade school, undergrad at a top tier university and had to study for my MBA but aced the program.
If common sense is your angle you may have a point but it’s intentional most times and little details like whether or not a gun is loaded would be in check. The only thing I’m mad about is the Jackass crew figured out how to market themselves in show biz and we didn’t.
I appreciate your concern and I know an e-argument can go back and forth all but I also know what I do, have done and am capable of intellectually so you can make blind accusations all day but they really don’t mean shit.
I fucking awesome Vicomte.
I played on a state champion football team in high school
Qualified for the state wrestling tournament though an injury at regionals kept me out
Made fantastic grades and test scores with out real effort
Went to a top tier college
Completed a top tier MBA program
Graduated to a fucking awesome job
Left to form my own company and make more money than most ever will and I’m 28 and still building.
I am so fucking handsome it hurts.
I don’t have a porno dick but it is bigger than average.
I’ve never really been knocked down by life but If I ever am I’m pretty sure I’ll get right back up. The thing is I don’t know how to lose, Charlie Sheen jokes aside.
Hate if you want to bros but I really will run circles around most of you for realz, even while performing dangerous stunts and laughing at marginally dangerous pranks I witness.
If your personal opinion of not liking me = moron so be it, but you are falsely applying the moron accusation for sure and you know it
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HG
Your a cool dude…You make me laugh too so who gives a fuck!
Some of the asswipes here are pussies and cant take a joke! Or they cannot appreciate a good prank!
That’s OK, though, I’ll throw you candy asses a bone. This is the story of a 12-year old anonym, 15-year old Meaghan, and a long night of missing parental supervision.
So, I was 12 at the time, and my parents had decided to go on their regular Thursday “date” (ie, going to a restaurant and laughing about what they could’ve been if anonym didn’t crush their dreams). I was left at home with the babysitter, Meaghan (the REAL babysitter was HER mom, calling to check in on her every half hour, but we’re not there yet), who was actually my neighbor at the time.
I was hanging out in my bedroom, reading one of the Fear Street books (because Goosebumps were for pansies) and in comes Meaghan wanting to talk about how there was nothing on TV. Not that any man would give a shit, but I didn’t even have the inclination to pretend to, because my little hormones had yet to start greasing the gears, so to speak. Wanting to get back to my reading, I told her she can read some Calvin and Hobbes if she wanted.
But, no. Long story short, we started to play a “game”.
Did I mention Meaghan was one of those Jailbait Gallery-esue girls? The ones who matured so fast and only had the barest, most naive sense of what their young, freshly nubile bodies do to men? Well, I don’t want to spoil too much, but let’s just say she was kind of a smoke show. But, I digress…
So it started out as a typical Truth or Dare game, but, once we sacked up and started choosing more ‘dares’ than ‘truths’, it rapidly snowballed into a game of You Show Me Yours, I’ll Show You Mine.
Now, maybe we were too absorbed in the game to notice, but the phone hadn’t rang in some time… but things were starting to pick up and this shit was a damn site better than Fear Street, in a curious kind of way, so I wasn’t thinking of much else.
We had passed the point of ‘showing’ and were at ‘touching’, now, and Meaghan wanted me to touch her “IN THERE”. I was nervous as fuck, wondering if it was as simple as pushing an elevator button over and over, but I sure as hell didn’t want to be the one to chicken out.
So, I was leaning over, hand trembling, Meaghan had pulled her jeans down to her knees and scooted reaaal close… to this day, I can still smell the scent of her shampoo when I look back on all this. And as I leaned in even closer and began to make my move on her panties, my mom came home, got scared, and said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
I have no qualms answering questions
[/quote]
HG - can you please explain to me how you have so much time to answer all these challenges, and why do you spend so much time defending yourself?
I get that you are hugely successful, great looking, above average cocksmith, 28 YO and have life by the short hairs, but why do you spend so much time talking about it?
I think you are probably a decent guy, and forgive me if I am reaching, but in most of your threads, you come off as a loudmouth bore, and that reeks of underconfidence…especially in a bodybuilding website.
just surprising is all - [/quote]
Sure:
I sit in an office to make a “presence” and that is pretty much it. A few times a week I crunch numbers, hold meetings et cetera. Other than that I spend most of my day being “available” and “present”. FWIW I put on a little office set, read books, play games online… i like posting though, it’s more interactive.
Because if someone wants to point fingers I’ll answer, mostly out of boredom. I have no idea who has or has not read my previous posts. Plus, as TexasGuy, Vicomte and allegedly the guy with the fat clown for an avi used to follow me around and flame too, it’s mutually entertaining I believe. Testy too. Plus I like making haters feel bad about themselves, call it bullying if you want. I posted a thread in hopes of funnies, from OTHER people and then it blew it up.
I am extremely bored. I am also out of shape currently which I’ve commented on, in the threads and my hub. I can assure you my life is impossible to live with a low level of self confidence. Take that for what you will.
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okay - THAT I get…I have the same issues at my work, there’s alot of hurry up and wait, that lends itself to the time I can spend in here -
some people have fun arguing, and some have fun being funny - I am obviously the latter, and you the former. I don’t understand it, but I know that it exists.
thanks for answering my questions - I’m sure we’ll bump into each other again~
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
This thread is to share hilarious true stories. They must be true and they must be hilarious.
I will share two to start.
Hunting season always reminds me of a trip a few years ago. My friend loads his own bullets and made some blanks. We had a guy with us who had never been hunting before. Well he fucked up some really good shots (with the blanks of course) so back at camp we set up some extremely easy targets to hit and gave him a gun loaded with blanks. He was absolutely bewildered. We ribbed him pretty good and as day turned in to night and people got drunk some one aimed a blank loaded pistol at the guy, citing an argument that had flared up. He pulled trigger three times and the poor guy literally shit his pants. Like actual shit in his pants. He never came hunting with us again and doesn’t really hang out anymore but he was just some dudes sisters boyfriend so who cares. It was very funny.
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Wow, I can appreciate a sick sense of humor as much as anyone, but pointing a gun at someone is absolutely not funny, blanks or not. Shows a total ignorance of firearm safety and utter negligence.[/quote]
Well shut down Hollywood then.
Blanks are not dangerous at all. That boyscout firearm safety is good to know and practice with live rounds for sure but there was absolutely zero chance anyone would get hurt. Physically impossible. [/quote]
Am I the only one old enough to remember Jon Erik Hexum (google it)
[quote]Fuzzyapple.Train wrote:
One time in grade 5 I waited for the bus to arrive. I told my brother “Watch this!” went up to a puddle and tried to make it ripple with a huge fart I felt coming. Well, it wasn’t a fart nor did the puddle move. Rode all the way to school with shitty underwear and had to call my mom to get me new ones.
True story.[/quote]
This shit happened to me once in our summer home. My brother was watching TV. I felt this thunderous fart coming. I very quietly approached my brother like a stealth Navy Seal. I blew a fart right in his face…but without warning I fucking shitted my pants. I was wearing swim trunks with no underwear so the shit got all over the floor. I fucking ran as fast as I could leaving a trail of shit.
My brother called out to my mom to come see what I had done. He was laughing and I was fucking embarrassed!!
The first words out of my mom were “WHY DID YOU SHIT ON MY FLOOR”?
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
I have no qualms answering questions
[/quote]
HG - can you please explain to me how you have so much time to answer all these challenges, and why do you spend so much time defending yourself?
I get that you are hugely successful, great looking, above average cocksmith, 28 YO and have life by the short hairs, but why do you spend so much time talking about it?
I think you are probably a decent guy, and forgive me if I am reaching, but in most of your threads, you come off as a loudmouth bore, and that reeks of underconfidence…especially in a bodybuilding website.
just surprising is all - [/quote]
Sure:
I sit in an office to make a “presence” and that is pretty much it. A few times a week I crunch numbers, hold meetings et cetera. Other than that I spend most of my day being “available” and “present”. FWIW I put on a little office set, read books, play games online… i like posting though, it’s more interactive.
Because if someone wants to point fingers I’ll answer, mostly out of boredom. I have no idea who has or has not read my previous posts. Plus, as TexasGuy, Vicomte and allegedly the guy with the fat clown for an avi used to follow me around and flame too, it’s mutually entertaining I believe. Testy too. Plus I like making haters feel bad about themselves, call it bullying if you want. I posted a thread in hopes of funnies, from OTHER people and then it blew it up.
I am extremely bored. I am also out of shape currently which I’ve commented on, in the threads and my hub. I can assure you my life is impossible to live with a low level of self confidence. Take that for what you will.
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This was all good fun until you said I would ‘follow you around’.
Let us clear this up. You are a fucking moron.
I do not wish for your presence, yet you are here.
As such, I feel the need to inform you of your fucking moroness.
I do not seek it out, yet you seem to be everywhere.
It’s like trying to avoid a douchebag: everywhere you go, there’s always that one guy.
I’m fully aware of gun “rules” but, truth be told, an unloaded gun is a benign piece of wood and metal, most dangerous when used as a club.
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True, but the idea is that you’re a fucking moron, so the gun might actually be loaded.[/quote]
I’ll take your bait again. What, in your grand authority of opinion, makes me a fucking moron?
Truth be told I breezed through grade school, undergrad at a top tier university and had to study for my MBA but aced the program.
If common sense is your angle you may have a point but it’s intentional most times and little details like whether or not a gun is loaded would be in check. The only thing I’m mad about is the Jackass crew figured out how to market themselves in show biz and we didn’t.
I appreciate your concern and I know an e-argument can go back and forth all but I also know what I do, have done and am capable of intellectually so you can make blind accusations all day but they really don’t mean shit.
I fucking awesome Vicomte.
I played on a state champion football team in high school
Qualified for the state wrestling tournament though an injury at regionals kept me out
Made fantastic grades and test scores with out real effort
Went to a top tier college
Completed a top tier MBA program
Graduated to a fucking awesome job
Left to form my own company and make more money than most ever will and I’m 28 and still building.
I am so fucking handsome it hurts.
I don’t have a porno dick but it is bigger than average.
I’ve never really been knocked down by life but If I ever am I’m pretty sure I’ll get right back up. The thing is I don’t know how to lose, Charlie Sheen jokes aside.
Hate if you want to bros but I really will run circles around most of you for realz, even while performing dangerous stunts and laughing at marginally dangerous pranks I witness.
If your personal opinion of not liking me = moron so be it, but you are falsely applying the moron accusation for sure and you know it
[/quote]
HG
Your a cool dude…You make me laugh too so who gives a fuck!
Some of the asswipes here are pussies and cant take a joke! Or they cannot appreciate a good prank!
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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
This thread is to share hilarious true stories. They must be true and they must be hilarious.
I will share two to start.
Hunting season always reminds me of a trip a few years ago. My friend loads his own bullets and made some blanks. We had a guy with us who had never been hunting before. Well he fucked up some really good shots (with the blanks of course) so back at camp we set up some extremely easy targets to hit and gave him a gun loaded with blanks. He was absolutely bewildered. We ribbed him pretty good and as day turned in to night and people got drunk some one aimed a blank loaded pistol at the guy, citing an argument that had flared up. He pulled trigger three times and the poor guy literally shit his pants. Like actual shit in his pants. He never came hunting with us again and doesn’t really hang out anymore but he was just some dudes sisters boyfriend so who cares. It was very funny.
[/quote]
Wow, I can appreciate a sick sense of humor as much as anyone, but pointing a gun at someone is absolutely not funny, blanks or not. Shows a total ignorance of firearm safety and utter negligence.[/quote]
Well shut down Hollywood then.
Blanks are not dangerous at all. That boyscout firearm safety is good to know and practice with live rounds for sure but there was absolutely zero chance anyone would get hurt. Physically impossible. [/quote]
Am I the only one old enough to remember Jon Erik Hexum (google it)
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Nope I remember myself but he put that to his own temple.
[quote]Fuzzyapple.Train wrote:
One time in grade 5 I waited for the bus to arrive. I told my brother “Watch this!” went up to a puddle and tried to make it ripple with a huge fart I felt coming. Well, it wasn’t a fart nor did the puddle move. Rode all the way to school with shitty underwear and had to call my mom to get me new ones.
True story.[/quote]
This shit happened to me once in our summer home. My brother was watching TV. I felt this thunderous fart coming. I very quietly approached my brother like a stealth Navy Seal. I blew a fart right in his face…but without warning I fucking shitted my pants. I was wearing swim trunks with no underwear so the shit got all over the floor. I fucking ran as fast as I could leaving a trail of shit.
My brother called out to my mom to come see what I had done. He was laughing and I was fucking embarrassed!!
The first words out of my mom were “WHY DID YOU SHIT ON MY FLOOR”?
[/quote]
Sharting is always great comedy.
Happens to the best of us.[/quote]
Sharting is much funnier when it happenes to someone else. Up to that point it had never happened to me and I thought it was a myth to shit yourself while farting.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
This thread is to share hilarious true stories. They must be true and they must be hilarious.
I will share two to start.
Hunting season always reminds me of a trip a few years ago. My friend loads his own bullets and made some blanks. We had a guy with us who had never been hunting before. Well he fucked up some really good shots (with the blanks of course) so back at camp we set up some extremely easy targets to hit and gave him a gun loaded with blanks. He was absolutely bewildered. We ribbed him pretty good and as day turned in to night and people got drunk some one aimed a blank loaded pistol at the guy, citing an argument that had flared up. He pulled trigger three times and the poor guy literally shit his pants. Like actual shit in his pants. He never came hunting with us again and doesn’t really hang out anymore but he was just some dudes sisters boyfriend so who cares. It was very funny.
[/quote]
Wow, I can appreciate a sick sense of humor as much as anyone, but pointing a gun at someone is absolutely not funny, blanks or not. Shows a total ignorance of firearm safety and utter negligence.[/quote]
Well shut down Hollywood then.
Blanks are not dangerous at all. That boyscout firearm safety is good to know and practice with live rounds for sure but there was absolutely zero chance anyone would get hurt. Physically impossible. [/quote]
Am I the only one old enough to remember Jon Erik Hexum (google it)
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Nope I remember myself but he put that to his own temple. [/quote]
ahahahah OH man I can not believe you posted that. “He put that to his own temple” is your response to “Blanks are not dangerous at all”. Ok I even laughed at that.
Well this thread will never get back on track now. hahahahaha or maybe thats the intent.
[quote]Fuzzyapple.Train wrote:
One time in grade 5 I waited for the bus to arrive. I told my brother “Watch this!” went up to a puddle and tried to make it ripple with a huge fart I felt coming. Well, it wasn’t a fart nor did the puddle move. Rode all the way to school with shitty underwear and had to call my mom to get me new ones.
True story.[/quote]
This shit happened to me once in our summer home. My brother was watching TV. I felt this thunderous fart coming. I very quietly approached my brother like a stealth Navy Seal. I blew a fart right in his face…but without warning I fucking shitted my pants. I was wearing swim trunks with no underwear so the shit got all over the floor. I fucking ran as fast as I could leaving a trail of shit.
My brother called out to my mom to come see what I had done. He was laughing and I was fucking embarrassed!!
The first words out of my mom were “WHY DID YOU SHIT ON MY FLOOR”?
[/quote]hahaha
[/quote]
HG I knew you would approve of this story.
By the way I know what your talking about.
I too am a fellow entrepreneur…and I am the happiest motherfucker I know!
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Plus, as TexasGuy, Vicomte and allegedly the guy with the fat clown for an avi used to follow me around and flame too, it’s mutually entertaining I believe.[/quote]
Incorrect. I don’t believe I wrote a single thing to you as texasguy because I was always too busy watching you egg on rainjack (who could be a colossal douche at times). Plus, at the end of the day, I really didn’t care enough to comment.
Out of your 1500 posts here, I have quoted – what? – three or four, all in the same exchange?
This is hardly ‘hating’, and you haven’t ‘bullied’ me into feeling bad about anything just yet (remember when you thought I actually was the fat clown in my avi? Nope. One of us DOES exercise). I ain’t perfect, but I don’t get bent out of shape over things on this website. So unfortunately I won’t be PMing you my number and asking you to meet me halfway across the country for fisticuffs.
You got one thing right, though… this is all for entertainment.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
I have no qualms answering questions
[/quote]
HG - can you please explain to me how you have so much time to answer all these challenges, and why do you spend so much time defending yourself?
I get that you are hugely successful, great looking, above average cocksmith, 28 YO and have life by the short hairs, but why do you spend so much time talking about it?
I think you are probably a decent guy, and forgive me if I am reaching, but in most of your threads, you come off as a loudmouth bore, and that reeks of underconfidence…especially in a bodybuilding website.
just surprising is all - [/quote]
Sure:
I sit in an office to make a “presence” and that is pretty much it. A few times a week I crunch numbers, hold meetings et cetera. Other than that I spend most of my day being “available” and “present”. FWIW I put on a little office set, read books, play games online… i like posting though, it’s more interactive.
Because if someone wants to point fingers I’ll answer, mostly out of boredom. I have no idea who has or has not read my previous posts. Plus, as TexasGuy, Vicomte and allegedly the guy with the fat clown for an avi used to follow me around and flame too, it’s mutually entertaining I believe. Testy too. Plus I like making haters feel bad about themselves, call it bullying if you want. I posted a thread in hopes of funnies, from OTHER people and then it blew it up.
I am extremely bored. I am also out of shape currently which I’ve commented on, in the threads and my hub. I can assure you my life is impossible to live with a low level of self confidence. Take that for what you will.
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okay - THAT I get…I have the same issues at my work, there’s alot of hurry up and wait, that lends itself to the time I can spend in here -
some people have fun arguing, and some have fun being funny - I am obviously the latter, and you the former. I don’t understand it, but I know that it exists.
thanks for answering my questions - I’m sure we’ll bump into each other again~
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I like the funny too. We most likely will see each other around, or in SAMA.
Plus, I like knowing what other people do. In real life I have that privelege. My fav posters are the people who I know a little about. It gives their posts more meaning… other than lolcats of course.
You can get a better feel for who you are talking with when you know about them so I don’t mind sharing myself. And sharing and sharing…
For instance, I always thought DebD was in marketing and while undeniably smart, even if weirdly feminist, I lumped her in to a category of half-wit barely professional administrators whos specialty died out long ago.
i just recently, in this thread, learned she is an intelligent broad and will enjoy her posts more when it seems she’s giving them thought.
[quote]Fuzzyapple.Train wrote:
One time in grade 5 I waited for the bus to arrive. I told my brother “Watch this!” went up to a puddle and tried to make it ripple with a huge fart I felt coming. Well, it wasn’t a fart nor did the puddle move. Rode all the way to school with shitty underwear and had to call my mom to get me new ones.
True story.[/quote]
This shit happened to me once in our summer home. My brother was watching TV. I felt this thunderous fart coming. I very quietly approached my brother like a stealth Navy Seal. I blew a fart right in his face…but without warning I fucking shitted my pants. I was wearing swim trunks with no underwear so the shit got all over the floor. I fucking ran as fast as I could leaving a trail of shit.
My brother called out to my mom to come see what I had done. He was laughing and I was fucking embarrassed!!
The first words out of my mom were “WHY DID YOU SHIT ON MY FLOOR”?
[/quote]hahaha
[/quote]
HG I knew you would approve of this story.
By the way I know what your talking about.
I too am a fellow entrepreneur…and I am the happiest motherfucker I know!
[/quote]
Nice, what do you do?
[quote]overstand wrote:
People shoot blanks at each other in movies and war reenactments and stuff like that all the time.
I thought it was funny, must be because I’m a redneck Texan.[/quote]
I can’t believe these pussies. It has to be general “blank” ignorance. I knew somebody would appreciate the humor.
I highly recommend taking a newbie hunting and loading his gun with blanks. Way better than snipe hunting.
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No one is saying that putting blanks in the guys gun and taking him hunting wasn’t funny. It crossed the line when someone put blanks in a PISTOL, pointed it at him and pulled the trigger in a situation “real” enough that it traumatized him enough to shit his pants. That kind of shit crosses a line that MOST people have (kinda like putting a pepper in someone’s food that could incapacitate them for days and cause them to make a trip to the emergency room).
Humor has many “evolutionary levels” from JackAss to Bill Cosby. The lowest being having fun at the expense of someone who is ACTUALLY hurt/traumatized. Even the guys at JackAss KNOWINGLY partake in the stunts that hurt them. The pranks that YOU describe offer the same level of shenanigans and personal injury/discomfort WITHOUT THAT CHOICE. Which is tasteless at best, and criminal at worst.
Your bad judgement DOES NOT make the people who disagree with you a “bunch of pussies”. Frankly, the FUNNIEST part of this thread is your hubris.
But as another gentleman pointed out, we’ve all been there and we’ve all done dumb shit. I went through MY phase before the internet was invented. But the self righteous indignation, trashing the other states, listing Texas’ accolades and your personal resume, WHILE ENTERTAINING, does NOT change the fact that MOST of the ADULTS on this forum agree that you and your friends were out of line pointing a GUN at a person who believed it was loaded.
Now I don’t believe I’ve attacked you anywhere in this reply, so I hope you don’t feel compelled to tell me how shitty the City of Baltimore is - I KNOW it’s shitty.
And to reiterate the point most of us “pussies” are making, pointing a gun at someone is a no-no. And while I can no longer legally own firearms, I assure you that I’ve been around PLENTY of them (which, coupled with MY bad judgement is why I’m no longer legally able to own them! LOL). The last two people that stuck a pistol in MY face are walking around with nine fingers now.
But carry on! As I said before, the most entertaining part of all of this is your hubris.
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Hubris aside, I have no qualms answering questions and challenges online. I find it hilarious that people make jabs, bait responses, hear shit they don’t like and then play the troll/liar flame game.
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I hear you. Trust me I’ve had my share of it.[quote]
Some people really are awesome and throw their “drive”, “fire” et cetera in to what ever it is they are doing. Surely another entrepreneur can understand that. Only talent and intelligence limit these people and some people have lots of talent and intelligence.
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Agreed. I DO understand that. I feel that I’m pretty awesome as well. Talent and intelligence coupled with HARD WORK, perseverance and favorable circumstance/opportunity is what makes success. The world is FULL of innately talented, intelligent albeit LAZY people. Or UNLUCKY people. It’s MY belief that ANYONE who is not basically retarded or learning disabled has the ability to become successful (for the purposes of this statement, let’s define “success” as being in the top 10% income bracket for their geographical area). I’m sure you’ll agree that “success” has MANY flavors/aspects/layers to it. But at the end of the day, our “lives” are the sum of our CHOICES and our decisions. Our decision making process primarily develops early on from our role models/family. Some people (like me) figure it out late in the game, get lucky and change their lives. But MOST people don’t. That doesn’t make them any less “awesome”, it just means their potential is unrealized and untapped. That’s how I’ve learned to see it at least.
I’m sure if I was there (and not the guy who shit his pants) I would have probably shit my pants laughing so hard. But it’s STILL uncool, IMHO. [quote]
If witnessing something funny makes me a jack ass, so be it I guess? I didn’t pull the trigger, I didn’t pull the trigger, I didn’t pull the trigger… but I’m glad it happened and I saw it.
No, you didn’t attack, challenge, question or flame. So no hubris to reply with.
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OK, here’s a funny fucked up story from my life that I don’t think I’ve shared:
So I must have been around 8 years old. It was around 8:30 PM or so (I was watching the A-Team before bedtime) and my younger brother (three years younger than me) was taking a bath. I felt the urge to take a piss, so I went to bathroom during the commercial, walked up to the toilet, whipped out my dick and STOPPED. I looked at the toilet, looked at my brother playing with his toys in the bathtub, looked back at the toilet and decided that it would be MUCH more fun to piss on my brother. So I turned 90* to the left and let loose. My brother sought safely by ducking underwater, but unfortunately for him, my piss lasted longer than he could hold his breath. So I got him good.
He actually retaliated a few days later by coming up behind me while I was lying down and pissing all over my back (and the floor, which got my Mom involved and both of us punished and put an end to the “piss wars”). So I retaliated by having an action figure battle and literally burning up all of his favorite toys. Yes, I realize that was a dick move and pretty dysfunctional for an 8 year old, but that’s how I used to roll!
