[quote]PGA wrote:
JovianFox wrote:
Lest we not forget Space Balls
“I’m surrounded by Assholes.”[/quote]
“Did you see anything?”
“No, I did not see you playing with your dolls again, sir.”
“What’s the matter colonel sanders, chicken?”
“Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don’t mean your pals in the winnebago.”
Clerks: ‘You sucked 47 dicks’? ‘Why didn’t you just fuck them like a normal person’? ‘Hey, Try not to suck any dick on the way to the car’!
Too funny!!
[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:
Too many to mention, but Pulp Fiction takes the cake for me…
“Shut the fuck up fat man!!!”
“Does he look like a bitch?!?!”
ROFL[/quote]
'Did you see a sign out in front of my house that says ‘Dead nigger storage’?
‘I can’t believe this is the same car…well let’s not start sucking each other’s dick just yet.’
Lebowski- every scene with John Turturro. “Jesus”- Jew said it man.
Every scene in Borat
[quote]johnny_law wrote:
En Sabah Nur wrote:
Too many to mention, but Pulp Fiction takes the cake for me…
“Shut the fuck up fat man!!!”
“Does he look like a bitch?!?!”
ROFL
'Did you see a sign out in front of my house that says ‘Dead nigger storage’?
‘I can’t believe this is the same car…well let’s not start sucking each other’s dick just yet.’
[/quote]
I failed to catch the humor in the whole “Dead Nigger Storage” scene.
The baseball montage in the first Naked Gun.
The boys in the mayor’s office in Ghostbusters – "Yes, it’s true: this man has no dick.
And Kailish is definitely right on Fear of a Black Hat. Brilliantly funny.
Anyone ever seen The Search for One-eyed Jimmy?
Porky’s–
Coach Brakett: We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls’ locker room at Angel Beach High School.
Anchorman is just crazy funny the scene right after the fight between the news teams is a classic.
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn’t it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.
Steve Carell and Will Ferrell just have great timing and delivery.
[quote]Jinx Me wrote:
Every scene in Borat[/quote]
But especially the hotel wrestling scene. I almost shit myself I was laughing so hard. I don’t think I have ever seen anything more ridiculous than that.
the movie with the drunk guy in the car and they make him think he’s driving is “out cold”…
a funny scene from that movie is also when the one characters describes another character making love to a hot tub “he was up in it, you know, loving it strong”… or something like that
[quote]bartonmlee wrote:
i cant recall the lines but only one
movie i think has all the best lines,
and that is “Blazing saddles” funniest
movie with the best lines.
Barton[/quote]
Badges? We don’t need no stinkin badges!!!
[quote]tmoney1 wrote:
bartonmlee wrote:
i cant recall the lines but only one
movie i think has all the best lines,
and that is “Blazing saddles” funniest
movie with the best lines.
Barton
Badges? We don’t need no stinkin badges!!![/quote]
Ah yes, but the badges line originated in “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre”. Not a funny film by the way.
While I’m here:
Everything in Super Troopers. From the opening scene with the kids smoking hooch, to “meow” to “ah, bikers…”, the diner scene (“they think I’m Mexican.” "You’re not Mexican?) to the scene with, “Hey, Farva, what’s that restaurant you like? The one with all the crazy stuff all over the walls?” “Shenanigans?” Even to the credits that show Farva being beat up and thrown off the school bus. (The reason he’s on radio duty in the first place.) There’s more, but now I’m just rambling.
O Brother Where Art Thou is classic all the way through. Every time Everett wakes up, “My hair.”
Joe Dirt: “That’s a space peanut.”
Water Boy has some great scenes. Nice tackles.
Search for the Holy Grail. Funny all the way through, but there’s a small scene somewhere around the ‘Bring out your dead’ where someone is beating a cat against the wall. I’m not sure why it’s so funny, but it gets me every time. Speaking of ‘Bring out your dead’, “I’m not dead yet…I’m feeling much better…think I’ll go for a walk.”
Okay, I’m done.
[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:
johnny_law wrote:
En Sabah Nur wrote:
Too many to mention, but Pulp Fiction takes the cake for me…
“Shut the fuck up fat man!!!”
“Does he look like a bitch?!?!”
ROFL
'Did you see a sign out in front of my house that says ‘Dead nigger storage’?
‘I can’t believe this is the same car…well let’s not start sucking each other’s dick just yet.’
I failed to catch the humor in the whole “Dead Nigger Storage” scene.
[/quote]
I believe the Wolf says it, shortly after another good line: “Oh man, I accidentally shot Jimmy in the face!”
[quote]Dorso wrote:
Van Wilder #1: Frat guys eating the pastries and find out they contained dog seman.
Van Wilder #2: A-hole guys shits in the trash can during his med-school interview.
The first time I saw that movie I laughed so hard I could not breath.
[/quote]
I’m with you, those two scenes very unbelievably funny.
[quote]gojira wrote:
“UHF”
The mop soliloquy by Michael Richards
[/quote]
I thought I was the only one who found any humor in that movie.
Also:
All of General Buck Turgidson in Dr. Strangelove
Spicoli ordering a pizza in Fast Times…
Running to Wally World to “Chariots of Fire” in National Lampoon’s Vacation
Taking a sip of the big gulp in the out of control car in the intro to Undercover Brother
The bike chase scene in Pee-Wee’s Big Adveture
and many more.
[quote]awesomepossom wrote:
Badges? We don’t need no stinkin badges!!!
Ah yes, but the badges line originated in “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre”. Not a funny film by the way.
[/quote]
And of course, Raul from UHF: “Badgers?! Did you say badgers?!..”
Michael Pailin’s “Biggus Dickus” speech from The Life of Brian had me laughing till I coughed.
“The Inquisition” musical number from History of the World never fails to make me happy.
Will Ferrell singing “Dust in the Wind” at Blue’s funeral. Whenever I see that guy, I just start laughing because I know he’s gonna give 110% to crack me up.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
gojira wrote:
“UHF”
The mop soliloquy by Michael Richards
I thought I was the only one who found any humor in that movie.
[/quote]
I’ve tried to explain to people what’s so damn funny about that movie, but explanations do not do it justice. You just have to watch it.
One of the greatest dumb-fun movies of all time.
Dumb and Dumber:
“That John Denver is full of shit, man!”
Blazing Saddles:
Anchorman:
Loved the whole movie, but the Jazz Flute scene still kills me dead.
Also when he and Corningstone are talking shit to each other while the credits are rolling after a broadcast.
The Departed:
Alec Baldwin’s Charachter was good throughout, but I thought the following was his best.
“You wanna go have a cigarrette? You’re probably one of those fitness feaks aren’t you… Fuck you…”
B.
[quote]popasquat wrote:
Jinx Me wrote:
Every scene in Borat
But especially the hotel wrestling scene. I almost shit myself I was laughing so hard. I don’t think I have ever seen anything more ridiculous than that.
[/quote]
That scene was when my tinkling girlish laughter exploded into very unfeminine snorting and gasping sounds.
I also loved the opening scenes in NYC, the LA homies, the shapeshifters, the frat boys, and perhaps above all, the evangelicals… well except for the sack. Oh the sack. I think that movie gets more brilliant as I reflect on it. I can’t believe how much of it was ‘real.’