Hilarious Movie Scenes

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[quote]marathe wrote:
another vote for supertroopers - mainly the part at the beginning where buddy throws the empty syrup bottle at the town cop - when he throws the second one as the guy’s standing up kills me every time i see it.![/quote]

Super Troopers

  • Just order a large, Farva… I don’t want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola… Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips! actually the whole Dimpus Burger scene is awesome…
    -when Farva comes out drunk at the awards ceremony yelling “FARVAS NUMBER ONE!”

Wedding Crashers, pretty much the whole movie.

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Tombstone - any of Val Kilmers parts playing Doc.

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Anyone see Hollywood Knights?

I have had this taste in my mouth before!

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“The Replacements”
When the cheerleaders (who are all strippers) are trying to distract the other players and the coach screams, “Will you stop shakin’ your ass for just five minutes”.

“UHF”
The mop soliloquy by Michael Richards

All of “Blazing Saddles”

All of “Young Frankenstein”

The giant shopping cart at the beginning of “Jackass”.

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Am I the only fan of the Catnip prank in Supertroopers? “Am I sayin MEOW? Do I look like a cat to ya boy?” lol that shit kills me

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The Coen Brothers are brilliant in my book and Raising Arizona and The Big Lewboski are 2 of the funniest movies of all time for me with too many scenes to pick favorites.

Also, a crazy movie from Quinten Tarrantino called “Four Rooms”- not the movie as a whole but the scenes with Antonoio Banderras and his crazy kids are too much!-Jules

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I gotta thrown in my vote for nearly every line in “History of the World Part I”:

“The Inquisiiiition… What a show! The Inquisiiition… Here we go…”

Also, I don’t know what brought this on, maybe it was the post-workout endorphin dump, but after I got home from the gym the other day I started thinking of the scene in “Do The Right Thing” where Radio Raheem is trying to buy 20 ‘D’ batteries from the Korean grocer. I am alone except for the dogs, walking around my house getting ready for work, laughing and yelling “Dee, mothafucka, Dee!!!”

To most people, I appear very normal. Now you know better.

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I know Dumb and Dumberer sucked compared to the first, but the slushee scene was hilarious.
Are you all forgetting about both Ace Venturas!?, when he acts like the dolphin trainer, or in the second one, where they keep spitting on his face.
“Hi! I’m looking for Ray Finkle”
(Shotgun gets shoved in his face)
“And a clean pair of shorts”

Orange County. Jack Black is a genius.
Meet the fockers, when he’s given the truth serum.“yo soy tu papa”
All About the Benjamins, when he’s hassling the liquor store owner, and when he falls in the boat

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I can’t believe you guys failed to mention the opening scene of American Pie, where his parents walk in on him beating off to scrambled porn.

I also have to give a nod to ALL of Anchor Man, especially the scene where Jack Black kicks the dog over the ledge.

Kudos to Pulp Fiction by the way:
“I’m willing to scour the earth for that muthaf*cka. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigga hidin’ in a bowl a’ rice, ready to pop-a-cap in his ass.”

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[quote]gojira wrote:
The giant shopping cart at the beginning of “Jackass”.[/quote]

The whole movie.

[quote]jojobear wrote:
All About the Benjamins, when he’s hassling the liquor store owner, and when he falls in the boat[/quote]

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Sleep With Me - Quentin Tarrantino’s cameo monologue, “Top Gun” going “the gay way”

Dr. Strangelove - Final scene, when they stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb.

8 1/2 - the Harem scene

Rashomon - Final scene, uninintentional. The priest’s excitement at not having to take the baby, and the woodcutter’s gloom as he does so “out of the good of his heart”.

Ben Stiller dialogue:
Cable Guy - “I think they were speaking… asian! sobs”
Zoolander - “My friends all died in a freak gasoline fight accident”

Trey Parker songs:
Cannibal! The Musical - the Trapper’s song
South Park The Movie - “Uncle Fucker”

Fear of a Black Hat - “I’m Just a Human Being” but really, the entire movie.

Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure - the scene in Pee-Wee’s basement “She keeps on knitting, and knitting!”

The Big Lebowski - Donny’s ashes

Crash (1996) - Final scene, when he asks if she was hurt, she answers “no”, he “maybe next time”, then he pulls down their pants and they fuck dispassionately in the median - classic!

The Little Prince - When he visits those other planets “war” “greed” etc.

Planet of the Apes - Final scene, unintentional. “Damn you all to heeeelll!! sobbing”

This is Spinal Tap - This amp goes up to 11. Also “Stonehenge”.

Buckaroo Banzai - “Red Lectoids from the 8th dimension!”

Cast Away - “Wiiilson!! sobbing”

Enter the Dragon - “I’ll be too busy looking good!” “Mr. Han Man”

Monty Python section:
Holy Grail - “Brave brave Sir Robin”
Life of Brian - “Blessed are the cheesemakers?”
Meaning of Life - “Can we take our cars?”

Napolean Dynamite - Napolean and Kip’s clothes

Three Kings - Spike Jonze’s “profession” back home

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There’s Something About Mary-
Pat Healy: “My real passion is my hobby.”
Mary: “And what’s that?”
Pat Healy: “I work with retards.”
Then his whole story about the kid Mongo, who they kept in a cage, but now he’s free to run around and…dig.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail-
The conversation about swallows carrying coconuts.
“It could be carried by an African swallow.”
"Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that’s MY point.
“But then of course, African swallows are non-migratery…”

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Was thinking about a thread for this, but found one on the search engine.

See kids, the search engine really works! Use it!

Anyway, my two nominations for funniest lines…

“History of the World, Part I” In ancient Rome, blind Oedipus is on the corner begging. Jocephus (Gregory Hines) is walking by with a cliche, ‘70s, black-bee-bop walk. Oedipus greets him with an outstretched, begging hand hand. Jocephus slaps him some skin and responds "Wus’ happenin’ mother fucker?" I always laugh my ass off with that.

“Team America: World Police” Spotswood is briefing Gary about infiltrating the terrorist bar. He informs Gary that if captured, he may choose to take his own life. “If so, use this” And he slides a claw-hammer across the table. Also, hilarious.

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Anyone seen the SNL episode where they play this clip over and over?

Bathroom scene from Dumb and Dumber.

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[quote]NATE21 wrote:
Am I the only fan of the Catnip prank in Supertroopers? “Am I sayin MEOW? Do I look like a cat to ya boy?” lol that shit kills me[/quote]

The meow gag was pretty good, but the scene when the supertrooper and the chick cop meet in disguise at the restraunt was the best. She’s dressed in black leather, and he is in the red spandex. When he looks at her “oh, biker…I’m an idiot!” My wife and I were both in tears it was so funny.

Also, KungFu Hustle…when the landlord’s wife throws him out the window, four stories up. he crashes/bounces off of all the balconies, and lands on his face. Then she drops a potted plant on him. OMFG.

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I don’t think anyone will ever top Mel Brooks in his prime. Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Producers (the original 1968 one), Silent Movie, History of the World Part I, and To Be Or Not To Be are some of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen. His humor is lost on people who prefer bathroom jokes, though. Much too witty.

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Crash:

Graham: Mom, I can’t talk to you right now, OK? I’m having sex with a white woman.
Graham: OK, where were we?
Ria: I was white, and you were about to jerk off in the shower.
Graham: Oh, sh*t. Come on. I would have said you were Mexican, but I don’t think it would have pissed her off as much.
Graham: OK, I was raised badly. Why don’t you take your clothes off, get back into bed, and teach me a lesson?
Ria: You want a lesson? I’ll give you a lesson. How 'bout a geography lesson? My father’s from Puerto Rico. My mother’s from El Salvador. Neither one of those is Mexico.
Graham: Ah. Well then I guess the big mystery is, who gathered all those remarkably different cultures together and taught them all how to park their cars on their lawns?

Old School: why? why the F word in front of the kid? Just say Earmuffs… now you can say anything like Fck, Sht, B*tch…

“COCK, BALLS”.

I was just making a point, you dont have to celebrate it.

Mallrats:
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee’s not the shallow type. You’re not insinuating…
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.

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Van Wilder #1: Frat guys eating the pastries and find out they contained dog seman.

Van Wilder #2: A-hole guys shits in the trash can during his med-school interview.

The first time I saw that movie I laughed so hard I could not breath.

Ace Ventura: The first time you saw that movie and did not know who Jim Carrey was. That was out there.

Tommy Boy: Airplane bathroom scene. “I’m okay.”

Big Lebowski: John Goodman’s Lines. “Shut the fuck up Do…By the way dude, oriental is not the preferred nomenclature. Its Asian-American.” Or something.

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The “hatchet” scene in Uncle Buck…

“Take a little meat of the ol’ knee cap, whick whick, oooohooo hoooo…”

Cracks me up every time.

RIP John Candy

Or pretty much every scene in Coming to America.

“Let yo’ SOUL GLO! Feelin’ o’ so silky smooth!”

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Lest we not forget Space Balls

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[quote]JovianFox wrote:
Lest we not forget Space Balls[/quote]

“I’m surrounded by Assholes.”