Zoolander is also brilliant.
And for pure idiocy, I have some fond memories of This is Spinal Tap.
One of my favourite movies of all time is Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life.
Rat Race: When the brothers wipe out the airlines, when they hook up to the tower with their truck…I start crying as soon as he punches the dude in line to get to the front…cause I know it’s coming. The whole movie is pretty good, especially with Cleese’s scenes.
Out Cold rocked
There was another movie, ski related, I think it was called ski patrol…with Myron the dwarf…when they give him those pills, and put him in the dwarf village…
Most Adam Sandler movies
Most Will Ferrell movies
Most Chris Farley movies
On a side note, anybody catch the last episode of South Park…When Mr garrison is getting railed, talking about his monkey hole…shit I thought I wouldn’t stop crying…i missed most of the rest.
[quote]BigHog wrote:
the movie with the drunk guy in the car and they make him think he’s driving is “out cold”…
a funny scene from that movie is also when the one characters describes another character making love to a hot tub “he was up in it, you know, loving it strong”… or something like that[/quote]
Out Cold is a very underrated movie. Most havent seen it at all. I wish the would give us the rated R version on DVD.
The restaurant scene in Police Academy (forgot which one) where Michael Winslow does his sounds when the white couple is eating their meal.
Willie (Santa): What do you want?
Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie (Santa): What the fuck is that?
Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie (Santa): Well I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.
In grandmas boy, when the fat kid gets kicked in the shin, and goes “ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I THINK YOU FUCKIN SHATTERED IT!”
That, and all the rest of the scenes in that movie.
I have to second “Hollywood Knights” too fucking funny!
“You squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth or you going downtown”
“Lawerence, he’s Lawernce of Arabia… He’s come to fight the Turkish…”
Hahahahahaha! My Dad and Brother can quote that entire movie start to finish!
[quote]Joshua632 wrote:
Hahahahahaha! My Dad and Brother can quote that entire movie start to finish! [/quote]
So you’re the gay one in your family?
Nah… Kinda wonder about my brother sometimes tho? I know alot of it but they can go back and forth line for line , start to finish, It actually plays over and over on the tv at my dads shop on the weekends so you have no choice but to learn it if you wanna use the garage. Gotta love the cars in that movie too fucking awesome rides!
[quote]DON D1ESEL wrote:
En Sabah Nur wrote:
johnny_law wrote:
En Sabah Nur wrote:
Too many to mention, but Pulp Fiction takes the cake for me…
“Shut the fuck up fat man!!!”
“Does he look like a bitch?!?!”
ROFL
'Did you see a sign out in front of my house that says ‘Dead nigger storage’?
‘I can’t believe this is the same car…well let’s not start sucking each other’s dick just yet.’
I failed to catch the humor in the whole “Dead Nigger Storage” scene.
I believe the Wolf says it, shortly after another good line: “Oh man, I accidentally shot Jimmy in the face!”[/quote]
Jimmy (Tarantino) says it to Jules (SL Jackson), shortly after Vince (Travolta) says “Oh man, I accidentally shot Marvin in the face.”
I’m not sure how many times I’ve seen that movie, but I know the entire thing forward and backward.
[quote]Jinx Me wrote:
Every scene in Borat[/quote]
Agreed! Once that movie comes out on DVD, I won’t have to train abs anymore. I’ll just watch it anytime I need a workout. 
All of The Big Lebowski (“Shut the fuck up Donny!”
“Dude, your phone’s ringing.” “Thank you, Donny.”)
All of Raising Arizona (“Boy, you got a panty on your head!”)
All of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (especially the bridge scene)
All of Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (Maitre d’: Good evening sir and how are we today?
Mr. Creosote: Better.
Maitre d’: Better?
Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I’m gonna throw up)
All of Blazing Saddles. (Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don’t do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad. )
All of Young Frankenstein. ([wolf howls] “Werewolf!” “There, wolf.”)
For dark comedies, two that immediately come to mind are Fight Club and Very Bad Things. Pretty much all of each of them.
Fear of the Black Hat
“It’s our civic duty to bang the booty”
“We’re anti-violent. Anyone says any different, I’ll bust a cap in their ass”
[quote]Dorso wrote:
Van Wilder #1: Frat guys eating the pastries and find out they contained dog seman.
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Don’t forget the line: “Hmmm! …still warm!”
Harlem Nights!
The scene where Dela Reese is beating the shit out of Eddie Murphy was so funny.
The first movie Airplane was great. It was funny to see Lloyd Bridges falling apart.
“I picked a fine day to stop smoking.”
“I picked a fine day to stop sniffing glue.”
“I picked a fine day to stop drinking.”
My current favorite is Just Friends. Looove it. Too many scenes to list.
Pretty much all of Raising Arizona, especially the scene where H.I. realizes he’s going to have to fight “Tex” Cobb’s character and starts gagging.
All of Super Troopers. “Who wants a mustache ride?”
All of Office Space. “Hell, Lumberg fucked her”.
I am shocked and dismayed that no one has even thrown a crumb to Napoloean Dynamite.
And I might be showing my age with this one - but Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau is one of the funniest men ever.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
And I might be showing my age with this one - but Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau is one of the funniest men ever.[/quote]
Rich Lady: “That was a priceless Steinway!”
Closeau: “Not anymore.”
Do you have a permit for this minkey?
Super troopers is just my fav of all time
Hey Farve whats the name of that place you like to eat with all the goffie shit on the walls ?
Also, this isnt out yet, but it cracked me up big time for being a preview
just hit view trailer
Are u wearing bottoms ? lol
You guys beat me to it, but I was going to mention that scene, where he and Azamat Bagatov (what a great name!) are rolling around. 'Nuff said.
[quote]popasquat wrote:
Jinx Me wrote:
Every scene in Borat
But especially the hotel wrestling scene. I almost shit myself I was laughing so hard. I don’t think I have ever seen anything more ridiculous than that.
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Sling Blade
The “get the band together” scene. Classic.