High School Problems

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
You’re in high school. Which means you’re a minor. Which means beat his ass.

After your 18th birthday, don’t solve problems like this anymore.[/quote]

FI I have to disagree about the under 18 thing. When was the last time you dealt with HS rules and regs? [/quote]

My brother is still in high school.

If you pop this kid in the liver and drop his ass you’re not going to get more than a couple detentions or maybe a small suspension.

It’s a small price to pay to shut the kid up forever.[/quote]

I grew up with this mentality and did it myself a few times.

However my kids have all gone through HS over the last 4 years and have one left.

In Texas they take this shit serious now, as in actual charges etc. Most of the schools have local police in the schools.

Hard to justify kicking someone’s ass for just talking shit in my eyes. Just not worth the headache, only if they lay hands on, then defend. Better to learn verbal skills at the earliest age possible.

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Seriously though:

A) You are 14, so IMO, in a little under two years time you will no longer be a kid, you’ll be a TRAINEE ADULT:) So, how you deal with these kind of cock-suckers now can be at the very least be used as good practice for dealing with such blithering idiots a little later down the line. I mean, yeah, kicking his ass might well solve the problem, though, it ain’t the ideal ‘way forward’ for most (unless prison sounds like a rather halcyonic prospect to you).

B) This guy sounds like a rather low-level asshole to me (assuming all he does is make stupid, rather ironic insults of you). A few, well aimed ‘mind bullets’ might be all you need to stop this dolt, dead in his tracks.

^My own, preferred method for dealing with most low-level dickweeds around this age & certainly beyond, was…bamboozlement!!!

Pre-empt his assholery with a totally random remark + a disdainful look on your face which says: OH DEAR, I appear to have stepped in a rather peculiar/sticky substance, how unfortunate!! Never mind…

OR

If he has some kind of stupid, nickname for you, tell him you do not Approve of this ‘pseudonym’ of choice’ & watch with mild amusement as he racks his brain to figure out what a ‘pseudonym’ is.

Of, course, if all else REALLY does fails (& he persists, especially escalates the abuse etc), knock the guys fucking lights out! (just make sure you don’t do it in front of any teachers & preferably NOT on school property).

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
You’re in high school. Which means you’re a minor. Which means beat his ass.

After your 18th birthday, don’t solve problems like this anymore.[/quote]

FI I have to disagree about the under 18 thing. When was the last time you dealt with HS rules and regs? [/quote]

My brother is still in high school.

If you pop this kid in the liver and drop his ass you’re not going to get more than a couple detentions or maybe a small suspension.

It’s a small price to pay to shut the kid up forever.[/quote]

I grew up with this mentality and did it myself a few times.

However my kids have all gone through HS over the last 4 years and have one left.

In Texas they take this shit serious now, as in actual charges etc. Most of the schools have local police in the schools.

Hard to justify kicking someone’s ass for just talking shit in my eyes. Just not worth the headache, only if they lay hands on, then defend. Better to learn verbal skills at the earliest age possible. [/quote]

Well I wouldn’t just hit him unless there was no one else there.

What I would do is verbally abuse and humiliate him in every possible way in public until the situation got violent. From there I would beat his ass.

However, if I was not confident in winning the fight face to face, I might just say “fuck it” and sucker punch him. I’ve done that before, it works too.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
You’re in high school. Which means you’re a minor. Which means beat his ass.

After your 18th birthday, don’t solve problems like this anymore.[/quote]

FI I have to disagree about the under 18 thing. When was the last time you dealt with HS rules and regs? [/quote]

My brother is still in high school.

If you pop this kid in the liver and drop his ass you’re not going to get more than a couple detentions or maybe a small suspension.

It’s a small price to pay to shut the kid up forever.[/quote]

I grew up with this mentality and did it myself a few times.

However my kids have all gone through HS over the last 4 years and have one left.

In Texas they take this shit serious now, as in actual charges etc. Most of the schools have local police in the schools.

Hard to justify kicking someone’s ass for just talking shit in my eyes. Just not worth the headache, only if they lay hands on, then defend. Better to learn verbal skills at the earliest age possible. [/quote]

Well I wouldn’t just hit him unless there was no one else there.

What I would do is verbally abuse and humiliate him in every possible way in public until the situation got violent. From there I would beat his ass.

However, if I was not confident in winning the fight face to face, I might just say “fuck it” and sucker punch him. I’ve done that before, it works too.
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Lol, you know what they are doing in Texas now. Taking kids DL away. Any problems at school they notify the state and they suspend their DL.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
You’re in high school. Which means you’re a minor. Which means beat his ass.

After your 18th birthday, don’t solve problems like this anymore.[/quote]

FI I have to disagree about the under 18 thing. When was the last time you dealt with HS rules and regs? [/quote]

My brother is still in high school.

If you pop this kid in the liver and drop his ass you’re not going to get more than a couple detentions or maybe a small suspension.

It’s a small price to pay to shut the kid up forever.[/quote]

I grew up with this mentality and did it myself a few times.

However my kids have all gone through HS over the last 4 years and have one left.

In Texas they take this shit serious now, as in actual charges etc. Most of the schools have local police in the schools.

Hard to justify kicking someone’s ass for just talking shit in my eyes. Just not worth the headache, only if they lay hands on, then defend. Better to learn verbal skills at the earliest age possible. [/quote]

Well I wouldn’t just hit him unless there was no one else there.

What I would do is verbally abuse and humiliate him in every possible way in public until the situation got violent. From there I would beat his ass.

However, if I was not confident in winning the fight face to face, I might just say “fuck it” and sucker punch him. I’ve done that before, it works too.
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Lol, you know what they are doing in Texas now. Taking kids DL away. Any problems at school they notify the state and they suspend their DL.

[/quote]

That’s fucked up. I’m not surprised at all though. I love how things that have nothing to do with driving end up fucking your license up now.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
You’re in high school. Which means you’re a minor. Which means beat his ass.

After your 18th birthday, don’t solve problems like this anymore.[/quote]

FI I have to disagree about the under 18 thing. When was the last time you dealt with HS rules and regs? [/quote]

My brother is still in high school.

If you pop this kid in the liver and drop his ass you’re not going to get more than a couple detentions or maybe a small suspension.

It’s a small price to pay to shut the kid up forever.[/quote]

I grew up with this mentality and did it myself a few times.

However my kids have all gone through HS over the last 4 years and have one left.

In Texas they take this shit serious now, as in actual charges etc. Most of the schools have local police in the schools.

Hard to justify kicking someone’s ass for just talking shit in my eyes. Just not worth the headache, only if they lay hands on, then defend. Better to learn verbal skills at the earliest age possible. [/quote]

Well I wouldn’t just hit him unless there was no one else there.

What I would do is verbally abuse and humiliate him in every possible way in public until the situation got violent. From there I would beat his ass.

However, if I was not confident in winning the fight face to face, I might just say “fuck it” and sucker punch him. I’ve done that before, it works too.
[/quote]

Lol, you know what they are doing in Texas now. Taking kids DL away. Any problems at school they notify the state and they suspend their DL.

[/quote]

That’s fucked up. I’m not surprised at all though. I love how things that have nothing to do with driving end up fucking your license up now.[/quote]

Shit one of my step kids, finished up HS with his dad. Well he just skipped most of the year so truancy court sent it to the state who suspended his license. They would not reinstate it after he turned 18.

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Jeez louise!!! I’m glad we don’t have an American style ‘High School’ over my side of the pond…the whole experience/culture of it seems fucked up in all sorts of ways…as much as our system is far from perfect

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]atypical1 wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Cars are safer. Period. Bike fatalities are somewhere among the order of 42x the rate of fatalities for the occupant of a car. THAT’S why people ask if you’re going to stop riding a bike. [/quote]

Old post, sorry for bringing this up but the rate is just over 5x not 42x.

http://www-nrd.nhtsa.dot.gov/Pubs/810990.PDF

james
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And along with that, the point still stands that cars aren’t safe so the judgment of car drivers as if bikers are insane is ridiculous. If more cars drove like they weren’t blind to anything on two wheels, I am sure that “5x” would decrease further.

Good ol BG is one for exaggeration.
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I don’t exaggerate Spinks. I’ll post the reference. We’re talking in terms of fatalities as compared from bike to car. Unlike you, if I’m wrong, I’ll actually fucking say I’m wrong; not invent some illogical argument out of a cavernous wellspring orifice of illogical arguments.

Only you can say “cars aren’t safe”.

Cars aren’t safe as compared to what ya big fuckin dummy?

As if “cars aren’t safe” is not only an EXAGGERATION, but a poor construct.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
You’re in high school. Which means you’re a minor. Which means beat his ass.

After your 18th birthday, don’t solve problems like this anymore.[/quote]

I’d normally agree with you but they are charging kids now. Police are called and they are charged. Unless he’s defending himself, I’d say this isn’t good advice.

If he puts his hands on you and you’re inclined to do so, defend yourself properly.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
You’re in high school. Which means you’re a minor. Which means beat his ass.

After your 18th birthday, don’t solve problems like this anymore.[/quote]

FI I have to disagree about the under 18 thing. When was the last time you dealt with HS rules and regs? [/quote]

My brother is still in high school.

If you pop this kid in the liver and drop his ass you’re not going to get more than a couple detentions or maybe a small suspension.

It’s a small price to pay to shut the kid up forever.[/quote]

FI most schools call the law now. Happened to my son. And lots of schools have school police as well. They will charge a kid.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
You’re in high school. Which means you’re a minor. Which means beat his ass.

After your 18th birthday, don’t solve problems like this anymore.[/quote]

FI I have to disagree about the under 18 thing. When was the last time you dealt with HS rules and regs? [/quote]

My brother is still in high school.

If you pop this kid in the liver and drop his ass you’re not going to get more than a couple detentions or maybe a small suspension.

It’s a small price to pay to shut the kid up forever.[/quote]

I grew up with this mentality and did it myself a few times.

However my kids have all gone through HS over the last 4 years and have one left.

In Texas they take this shit serious now, as in actual charges etc. Most of the schools have local police in the schools.

Hard to justify kicking someone’s ass for just talking shit in my eyes. Just not worth the headache, only if they lay hands on, then defend. Better to learn verbal skills at the earliest age possible. [/quote]

You beat me to it. Correct sir.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
You’re in high school. Which means you’re a minor. Which means beat his ass.

After your 18th birthday, don’t solve problems like this anymore.[/quote]

FI I have to disagree about the under 18 thing. When was the last time you dealt with HS rules and regs? [/quote]

My brother is still in high school.

If you pop this kid in the liver and drop his ass you’re not going to get more than a couple detentions or maybe a small suspension.

It’s a small price to pay to shut the kid up forever.[/quote]

I grew up with this mentality and did it myself a few times.

However my kids have all gone through HS over the last 4 years and have one left.

In Texas they take this shit serious now, as in actual charges etc. Most of the schools have local police in the schools.

Hard to justify kicking someone’s ass for just talking shit in my eyes. Just not worth the headache, only if they lay hands on, then defend. Better to learn verbal skills at the earliest age possible. [/quote]

Well I wouldn’t just hit him unless there was no one else there.

What I would do is verbally abuse and humiliate him in every possible way in public until the situation got violent. From there I would beat his ass.

However, if I was not confident in winning the fight face to face, I might just say “fuck it” and sucker punch him. I’ve done that before, it works too.
[/quote]

Lol, you know what they are doing in Texas now. Taking kids DL away. Any problems at school they notify the state and they suspend their DL.

[/quote]

That’s fucked up. I’m not surprised at all though. I love how things that have nothing to do with driving end up fucking your license up now.[/quote]

because driving is a “privilege” granted by the State; driving is not a “right”.

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People go YEARS without an accident, ENTIRE LIVES EVEN. Yet “cars aren’t safe”. And he says I exaggerate. LOL

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]atypical1 wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Cars are safer. Period. Bike fatalities are somewhere among the order of 42x the rate of fatalities for the occupant of a car. THAT’S why people ask if you’re going to stop riding a bike. [/quote]

Old post, sorry for bringing this up but the rate is just over 5x not 42x.

http://www-nrd.nhtsa.dot.gov/Pubs/810990.PDF

james
[/quote]

And along with that, the point still stands that cars aren’t safe so the judgment of car drivers as if bikers are insane is ridiculous. If more cars drove like they weren’t blind to anything on two wheels, I am sure that “5x” would decrease further.

Good ol BG is one for exaggeration.
[/quote]

I don’t exaggerate Spinks. I’ll post the reference. We’re talking in terms of fatalities as compared from bike to car. Unlike you, if I’m wrong, I’ll actually fucking say I’m wrong; not invent some illogical argument out of a cavernous wellspring orifice of illogical arguments.

Only you can say “cars aren’t safe”.

Cars aren’t safe as compared to what ya big fuckin dummy?

As if “cars aren’t safe” is not only an EXAGGERATION, but a poor construct.
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Uh, cars are speeding pieces of metal on wheels…surrounded by thousands of idiots whose intelligence and driving skills are questionable, often in cities that house millions increasing the risk of fatality.

No, I think it is quite ok to say, “cars aren’t safe”. Jumping in to inform me of how unsafe motorcycles are would warrant the act of questioning why you think cars are so safe that you couldn’t easily die in one every time you are driving one.

I was in a car accident a little over a year ago. The overall damage to all involved was actually WORSE than with the motorcycle accident. I mean, the guy on the bike has to worry about his own life. The people in a car wreck are risking the lives of everyone in both vehicles.

Yeah, motorcycles are of greater risk (especially based on skill level and awareness), but to act as if cars are safe is just dumb.

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OP where the motherfuck is your Dad and why is he letting you post on this BB website asking questions to grown ass men about high school shit?

Moreover why are you grown ass men bothering with some high school bullshit when you’re not his dad? Giving advice like beatdowns and ass fucking? Derek had this thread locked down in the first reply. That is the right answer, we all know it.

Kid is 14.

OP, find an adult you trust for advice.

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Motorcyle Facts:

Motorcycles are the most dangerous type of motor vehicle to drive.  These vehicles are involved in fatal crashes at a rate of 35.0 per 100 million miles of travel, compared with a rate of 1.7 per 100 million miles of travel for passenger cars.

Motorcyclists were 35 times more likely than passenger car occupants to die in a crash in 2006, per vehicle mile traveled, and 8 times more likely to be injured.

Although motorcycles account for only 2% of vehicles on the road, they make up more than 10% of all crashes.

Approximately 80% of motorcycle crashes injure or kill a motorcycle rider, while only 20% of passenger car crashes injure or kill a driver or passenger in their vehicle.

They are also secksy as hell and the only thing that works my taint better is a Hitachi wand with its ass-end in the garbage disposal.

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^ that study is culturally biased if it did not include rickshaws. Especially with the spinning hubcaps. Those things can mess you all sorts of up.

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[quote]anonym wrote:
Motorcyle Facts:

Motorcycles are the most dangerous type of motor vehicle to drive.  These vehicles are involved in fatal crashes at a rate of 35.0 per 100 million miles of travel, compared with a rate of 1.7 per 100 million miles of travel for passenger cars.

Motorcyclists were 35 times more likely than passenger car occupants to die in a crash in 2006, per vehicle mile traveled, and 8 times more likely to be injured.

Although motorcycles account for only 2% of vehicles on the road, they make up more than 10% of all crashes.

Approximately 80% of motorcycle crashes injure or kill a motorcycle rider, while only 20% of passenger car crashes injure or kill a driver or passenger in their vehicle.

They are also secksy as hell and the only thing that works my taint better is a Hitachi wand with its ass-end in the garbage disposal.[/quote]

Motor vehicle crashes are the leading cause of death among those age 5-34 in the U.S.1 More than 2.3 million adult drivers and passengers were treated in emergency departments as the result of being injured in motor vehicle crashes in 2009.2 The economic impact is also notable: the lifetime costs of crash-related deaths and injuries among drivers and passengers were $70 billion in 2005.3
http://www.cdc.gov/motorvehiclesafety/

Damn…the leading cause of death.

But they are SAFE.

Roflcopter.

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A true story:

HS freshman was at lunch sitting with his GF, her BFF and some random dudes.
HS freshman was having a bad day, his GF was acting like a 15 year-old, he had failed a test earlier in the day and was attempting to finish his mediocre lunch before his next class. In walks Troll-clown-guy, who sits down and starts cracking sexual jokes about HS freshman and GF. After not getting a large enough reaction, Troll-clown-guy rolls HS freshman’s unopened bottle of lemonade across the 600 person lunch room. HS freshman couldn’t see where his drink stopped in the packed lunch room. Irritated HS freshman got up and walked away from his table, saying under his breath that Troll-clown-guy that he was going to “effing gay”.

As HS freshman’s throat was parched from the 1/7 lb. hamburger and fries he had just eaten, he decided to walk to the nearby soda/gatoraid machines that were adjacent to the lunch room. As he was putting his change into the gatoraid machine, Troll-clown-guy struts into the cramped vending nook.

As Troll-clown-guy made one last sexual comment regarding HS freshman’s GF, HS freshman wrapped his right hand around Troll-clown-guy’s throat and grabbed a handful of knit sweater vest and threw Troll-clown-guy into a nearby candy machine. Troll-clown-guy’s head and upper back bounced off the glass of the candy machine. HS freshman’s rage, combined with the friction of the now slightly angled candy machine, allowed him to lift Troll-clown-guy off of his feet, his skin squeaking against the glass of the candy machine. HS freshman then told Troll-clown-guy something that sounded similar to “Eye yam gonna tuggin’ grill ewe”. The final syllable of HS freshman’s promise was inturupted by a 6’6" long-haired bearded special education para bursting into the vending machine nook: “Is this fo’ real” he asked? HS freshman and Troll-clown-guy quickly walked away from the scene of the incident and luckily the intercom bell sounded which facilitated their escape by introducing a deluge of students into the narrow hallways.

HS freshman went about his day not thinking of the incident. Two days latter on a friday, HS freshman was called down to the principals office. The principal thanked him for coming and was very apologetic in her introduction. The principal proceeded to tell a long drawn out story of Troll-clown-guy getting into a fight with a student in class, the other student was developmentally challenged and ended up round-house kicking Troll-clown-guy as he was sitting in his desk during math class. The principal said she asked Troll-clown where he got a mark on his neck from, he said HS freshman. The Principal then asked HS freshman if he had an altercation with Troll-clown-guy, HS freshman being a relatively honest guy said “yeah, I threw him against a pop-machine” (leaving out some of the more exciting details). Principal apologized further and explained the zero-tolerance policy for violence and the punishment of a 3-day suspension. Pricipal gave HS freshman a chance to call his father who was at work at the time working on a large business transaction or his mother who was traveling for work…

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[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

OP where the motherfuck is your Dad and why is he letting you post on this BB website asking questions to grown ass men about high school shit?

Moreover why are you grown ass men bothering with some high school bullshit when you’re not his dad? Giving advice like beatdowns and ass fucking? Derek had this thread locked down in the first reply. That is the right answer, we all know it.

Kid is 14.

OP, find an adult you trust for advice.

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Lol, this. I was going to post something stupid but I’ll just agree with this here.