Hidden Camera Prank Goes Wrong

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
SWR wrote:
Watch out or Chris Hansen will be popping out from around the corner telling you to have a seat.

So you two have met? How did your trial go? Not guilty I suppose since they normally forbid internet access to tree jumpers. Tell me, the cartoon avatar, was that one of your lures? Cartoons and shit? “We’ll stay up late and drink grape kool-aid (I believe MJ called it “jesus juice”) and watch cartoons together - promise”. Is that about right?
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He invited me over to watch nick jr. I thought that was a test or something so I passed. I just said that I knew it was them on the chat site and that I was trying to meet a celebrity and be on TV, so I was let go. :slight_smile:

Nice work on evading them so far though. What’s you secret?

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[quote]SWR wrote:

Nice work on evading them so far though. What’s you secret?[/quote]

Not sure. Probably has something to do with the fact that when I bang a chick with pigtails, she’s actually older than 18?

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[quote]Dule wrote:
Bodyguard, you are funny. You tell everyone they are children then you go implying you had sex with DD’s mom. Because that is so mature. A++ for trying so hard.[/quote]

Maybe you missed him calling me “dad”. Get your finger out of his ass pussy. I didn’t imply anything. I just asked for a picture. Why, are you worried now? Show me a picture and I’ll do my best to soothe your worries. Can you jump high? Run fast? Are you strong? Good looking? Intelligent? No? Chances are you are not from my loins - don’t sweat it.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Dule wrote:
Bodyguard, you are funny. You tell everyone they are children then you go implying you had sex with DD’s mom. Because that is so mature. A++ for trying so hard.

Maybe you missed him calling me “dad”. Get your finger out of his ass pussy. I didn’t imply anything. I just asked for a picture. Why, are you worried now? Show me a picture and I’ll do my best to soothe your worries. Can you jump high? Run fast? Are you strong? Good looking? Intelligent? No? Chances are you are not from my loins - don’t sweat it.

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Well, if we’re nitpicking…you did call people children and pussies before any other name-calling was done.

Your posts here a a lot more childish than any other post that was made about the video. nah nah nanah nah :stuck_out_tongue: LAST WORD! puts fingers in ears

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

Get your finger out of his ass pussy.
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I’m having difficulty imagining this.

No, really.

If it existed, it’d be like, the Holy Grail of SAMA. I don’t know if it’d be more awkward or awesome… I mean the possibilities are like… Ken Kesey with a hundred volunteers and a couple of vats of experiment. Seriously. Draw me a treasure map, cuz I can find one, and I can find the other, but there’s got to be a pot of gold with rainbows at the intersection of those two love dumps.

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I feel like much of this is my fault, being the first poster who didn’t enjoy the video as much as everyone else.

My initial reply was geared towards not understanding (especially as a martial artist) how the kick could possibly be considered a valid response to a bystander. A push or trip would have been more appropriate.

I didn’t expect TheBodyGuard’s original opinion to start all the off topic banter. My bad.

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Awesome video/kick. It takes a lot of skill to do that. Whether he deserved it or not really doesn’t matter IMO. It was still cool to watch either way.

BodyGuard: Get over it.

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Wellllp. Uh. I’m going to ignore the whole, “this is wrong–no it’s not” thing in the interest of saying: that was pretty cool. Sure, it seems as if it’s straight from some action movie, but isn’t that why action movies are awesome?

On a more serious on-topic note: the kick-bro seemed to be tracking the prank-dude with his head (it was turning and such) and the prank-dude looked like he was trying to avoid it last minute? Possibly not staged, or staged with great amounts of subtlety.

/mild sarcasm

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Belgians…

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[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
the prank-dude looked like he was trying to avoid it last minute? [/quote]

The runner totally thought the impact was coming much lower than his head. Trying to avoid a groin shot maybe?

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[quote]Otep wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:

Get your finger out of his ass pussy.

I’m having difficulty imagining this.

No, really.

If it existed, it’d be like, the Holy Grail of SAMA. I don’t know if it’d be more awkward or awesome… I mean the possibilities are like… Ken Kesey with a hundred volunteers and a couple of vats of experiment. Seriously. Draw me a treasure map, cuz I can find one, and I can find the other, but there’s got to be a pot of gold with rainbows at the intersection of those two love dumps.[/quote]

lmao.

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[quote]SWR wrote:
nah nah nanah nah :stuck_out_tongue: LAST WORD! puts fingers in ears[/quote]

you got it. ooops…what can I say?

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TheBodyGuard.

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Is that the wannabe from Holland? Doesn’t Holland have any rap icons you can “wannabe”. Or they still doing that clog thing? Or is it churning butter? I can’t remember. Well, that makes sense - if I can’t remember anything remarkable about Holland, that explains why you’re wannabeing all over American culture. Is that you on the right? “Slick Rick”?

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Sick Rick?

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Sick Rick flashing the “H” sign for Holland. Raise em up Holland in the house…

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Awesome kick.

I lol’d.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Sick Rick flashing the “H” sign for Holland. Raise em up Holland in the house…[/quote]

EDIT: Nevermand, just though about the irony in the picture you posted.

Have fun being a little bitch, bye.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
Wow. The insults are really getting low. I mean, you insult my dress where I�¢??m wearing required equipment at a meet, you�¢??ve called me a child/pussy/punk, then you throw the old atlas ads at me while mocking my strength�¢?�¦ I�¢??m so hurt.

Actually the official record of my orphanage is that my parents were tortured to death while being eaten alive. I�¢??d think normally they wouldn�¢??t make up a story like that, but now I can see the emotional scar that left could indeed be less demoralizing than the truth. If you were my father, I�¢??d be an alcoholic.

So, since you bring it up, are you insinuating that what you lift makes you a man or child?

I just find it odd that you criticize stuff in my profile while yours is essentially blank. I�¢??m betting if you posted a picture we�¢??d find out you were hogging all the ugly.

Your internet numbers are very impressive though.

And you are correct about your posts, they were more winy that grouchy. It�¢??s a subtle difference.

Jeez dude do you have to quote the entire thread history?

Don’t tell me you’re one of those guys that likes to start shit and then cries foul when he doesn’t get the best of it…because that’s how it’s playing out. You stick your finger in my eye, and I do you one better and you cry foul. Pathetic. My profile is essentially blank because I’m not some attention whore. I don’t need your approval or a pat on the back from my internet posse. You called me Dad, I just pointed out I’m stronger than you - ironic since I’m so old. Although I don’t think even if I was 14 I’d have ever found that video “awesome”. Maybe it’s because I’ve been around violence all my life - and seen people hurt up close and personal. It’s not funny business, dickhead.[/quote]

I wasn’t getting upset about your name calling, I was informing you it was a pathetic attempt. At least come up with some good insults. My insults required a little more thought and had a lot more zing. I mean, you are barely 1 step above calling people poopie-heads.

If you aren’t an attention whore out for everyone’s approval, then why are you bringing up and bragging about lifting numbers? If you don’t post stuff in your profile because you keep your success private, it doesn’t make a lot of sense to start bragging in the middle of an unrelated discussion. I mean, you sound like drivethrough suddenly bragging about how good he is at math.

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[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

I wasn’t getting upset about your name calling, I was informing you it was a pathetic attempt. At least come up with some good insults. My insults required a little more thought and had a lot more zing. I mean, you are barely 1 step above calling people poopie-heads.

If you aren’t an attention whore out for everyone’s approval, then why are you bringing up and bragging about lifting numbers? If you don’t post stuff in your profile because you keep your success private, it doesn’t make a lot of sense to start bragging in the middle of an unrelated discussion. I mean, you sound like drivethrough suddenly bragging about how good he is at math.[/quote]

Seriously? You think you had some “zing”? LOL what drug are you taking? The same one that tells you those black socks are a good look? I didn’t “brag” about my numbers, I stated a fact relative to yours. That’s not a brag. That’s telling you to get your weight up. Eat your vegetables. I don’t post “stuff” in my profile because it’s about as relevant as my salary. I’m not here for your approval. I know that’s a heady concept to wrap your mind around, but ponder it a bit.