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Nope. They certainly don’t. A uterus works the same way regardless of the gender you prefer to bang.

It isn’t. You assume that gays would not reproduce if there were no heterosexuals however, the truth is they reproduce in a world that has heterosexuals. Why would they suddenly cease to want to have kids in your hypothetical world? Your hypothetical is crap. But you will cling to it regardless.

But if there were no more heterosexuals she would not have wanted kids. It sounds crazy but it’s better than saying you hate homos.

Homosexuality is not counterculture. It is a part of culture.

I’ve always thought the association people draw between being homosexual and “continue the family line” that we see with nearly all animals at an instinctual level is weird.

Maybe I’ve missed something, but I’ve never even seen a peep on gay people somehow being immune to a base instinct.

His hypothetical is garbage that has no basis in reality. It’s ignorant and runs counter to reality. How moronic do you have to be to not know gay does not equal infertile? That gays actually can and do have kids the “old fashioned way?”

Right but it’s still not right. Cuz… (don’t say Jesus. don’t say Jesus. don’t say Jesus) Jesus? (damnit.)

Well, Jesus’s mother got pregnant without a sex partner.

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Alright, from conservative statistics, I’ve been convinced to support legal abortion on moral grounds being that it’s a net gain on society through positive government action.

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You sure it wasn’t Zeus?

I’ve never understood hating gays as a heterosexual. If every guy turned gay tomorrow I have chances with certain supermodels I bet. If you’re a straight male you should be marching for them to thin out the competition.

By torture does he mean blocking Bravo?

And yes, I know…

You think you’d have a better chance with male supermodels(are male supermodels even a thing?) than female?

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I’m so glad someone else interpreted this sentence this way.

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Lol let me rephrase…of course I’m the “critical importance” exception.

Although with my luck in this hypothetical every guy but me turns gay. All the straight women come knocking at my door wanting me. The moment I open it…

Bam all the heterosexuals vanish. Just my luck. At least I didn’t die to the hands of the invading alien ghost sharks.

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What is the age of consent for a tree? Given the wide variety of lifespans I’d say we have to go by percentage of average lifespan per genus.

No way anybody should be allowed to bang a 200 year old redwood. That’s fucking sick.

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No, my hypothetical isn’t garbage as shown by the entirety of human history. I’ve never said gay=infertile. Nowhere in the conversation. Doesn’t happen. Absolutely incorrect. But yeah, outside of medical procedures, they sure can resort to heterosexuality to reproduce…which nobody has said differently.

Of course it wouldn’t occur often enough. As such, natural selection and evolution selected heterosexuality.

Traveling today (driving). I’ll try to check in later. Take it easy!

Don’t need consent from from non-humans. That’s the advantage. The splinters though…

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