dawg, you would think from all the fame and fortune that was bestowed upon me (and you know how chicks dig Vettes with EAS decals all over them!), that I would have had quite a bit of success with the ladies. But alas, I must say, these things could not make up for the fact that I was still a wrinkly. old turd with 18% bodyfat. Wait, no, I didn’t just say that about myself…ahhhh…what have I become? I used to be an inspriration to millions, I tell you, millions. Gotta go, time to make an EAS Super Shake.