HEY TC, I WANNA HEAR IT !!!!

dawg, you would think from all the fame and fortune that was bestowed upon me (and you know how chicks dig Vettes with EAS decals all over them!), that I would have had quite a bit of success with the ladies. But alas, I must say, these things could not make up for the fact that I was still a wrinkly. old turd with 18% bodyfat. Wait, no, I didn’t just say that about myself…ahhhh…what have I become? I used to be an inspriration to millions, I tell you, millions. Gotta go, time to make an EAS Super Shake.