[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
life is too short not to bang at least one underage chick.[/quote]
I had sex with a 17 year-old with great tits and a perky ass.
I was 17 too at the time though.
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I have the same story, except I was 15
The strips of card used for spraying aftershave and perfume on make great roach paper
Throw a whole avocado and 2 teaspoons of Godiva cocoa powder into the blender when making protein drinks. It feels and tastes like you’re drinking chocolate pudding!
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
when being held by Nazis who are about to open the Ark of the Covenant, DO NOT look at what comes out of it.[/quote]
LOL!!
Always carry a hammer, an adjustable screw driver, and a pair of pliers in your car. Just in case.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
life is too short not to bang at least one underage chick.[/quote]
I had sex with a 17 year-old with great tits and a perky ass.
I was 17 too at the time though.
[/quote]
I have the same story, except I was 15[/quote]
Due to my Patrick Bateman-esque grooming routine, as well as formerly dating someone who worked in the skin lab at Shiseido, I know quite a bit about shaving/skin care:
-A combination of Zirh pre-shave oil and Zirh shaving cream will give you the closest shave you thought possible.
-Straight razors are not worth the trouble, unless a barber is doing it for you
-Soak your razor blades in peppermint oil when you’re not using them. It will extend their life many times over. Razors don’t dull from contact with your beard…only from corrosion and exposure to air.
-Any good skin product with Alpha hydroxy acids (Lactic acid, malic acid, glycolic acid) will make your skin look significantly better. There’s actually a good amount of science backing these up, in particular glycolic acid.
-Girls notice good skin.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
life is too short not to bang at least one underage chick.[/quote]
I had sex with a 17 year-old with great tits and a perky ass.
I was 17 too at the time though.
[/quote]
I have the same story, except I was 15[/quote]
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http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html
Age of Consent in Louisiana is 17. I live within spitting distance of LSU.
Just sayin’.
FOOTNOTES:
[1]Age 16 if the man is 21 or older.
[2]If the female is over 12, the status applies only to virgins.
the [2] made my head explode
When approaching a speed bump, finish braking right before you hit the bump. Once you let off the brakes, your front suspension will decompress leaving a lot more travel to soak up the bump. Do not brake through the speed bump.
working six 12-hour days is preferable to seven 10-hour days for most crews.
People need a day off to wash their clothes, catch up on their shows, say hi to their wives, and do other stuff Sen Say thinks is boring.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
-Soak your razor blades in peppermint oil when you’re not using them. It will extend their life many times over. Razors don’t dull from contact with your beard…only from corrosion and exposure to air.
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Good tip, given the fact that Mach 3 blades are priced at their weight in platinum these days.
If you like mocha flavored coffee, get regular coffee and put chocolate flavored protein in it.
Gaming laptops are shit. Build yourself a decent desktop for a third of the price (it’s basically Lego for adults, real simple).
Don’t buy into the hype machine, no matter how good anything is you’ll be disappointed. If you have an open mind though, you’ll most likely have a positive experience.
Read books. It will help you a ton. Start small, a chapter before bed every other night, and progress. Or get some audiobooks, so you can listen while doing boring stuff like housecleaning and whatnot.
If you can’t/don’t want to do something and you can’t be honest for whatever reason - fake, don’t flake.
Debit cards are what you want, not credit cards.
Smile more. Laugh more. Live more.
Go to work.
Send your kids to school.
Follow fashion.
Act normal.
Walk on the pavement.
Watch TV.
Save for your old age.
Obey the law.
Repeat after me:
“I am free.”
1984 was not supposed to be an instruction manual.
Lifting weights will always lead to bigger results than reading about or discussing lifting weights.
[quote]ZeroSleep wrote:
Debit cards are what you want, not credit cards.
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False. No credit is often just as bad as bad credit.
Get a credit card, use it, and pay the fucker off every month for the next 25 years.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
-Any good skin product with Alpha hydroxy acids (Lactic acid, malic acid, glycolic acid) will make your skin look significantly better. There’s actually a good amount of science backing these up, in particular glycolic acid.
-Girls notice good skin. [/quote]
What specific products would you recommend? I’m also very metro/guido douchebag.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ZeroSleep wrote:
Debit cards are what you want, not credit cards.
[/quote]
False. No credit is often just as bad as bad credit.
Get a credit card, use it, and pay the fucker off every month for the next 25 years.[/quote]
Not being in debt is as bad as being in debt? Who knew?
