Thanks for writing that help wanted log just for me, I mean it must just be for me because I am the guy your looking for! I have a great sense of humor and am also quick witted as the criteria states. I am very good at talking to people, I was a bartender for 3 years, and now I am a supervisor for a private utility company. I have been involved in many interviews and am not afraid to ask anything or say anything. If given this opportunity I would do as much research as possible about the person or company being interviewed, you know dig up all the dirt I can find. I am a hard worker, I’m thorough,and efficent.
well there it is, hope I hear from you.
By the way, cannonballs are kinda small in my opinion.
Mikek
I would like to have this job to ask the tough questions that are on the mind of everyone.
If you are going to get your legs that big, and you know it makes your package look smaller do you feel the need to use illegal materials to stuff in your posing trunks to compensate?
How do you feel this horrible practice has effected the sport?
Have you ever used such degrading tactics to better your chances with the chicks?
Iýve gotten several ýapplications,ý so the only way I can determine the winner is by running a little contest.
In other words, you and your fellow candidates are going to compete against each other and I, along with T-Nation readers, will pick the winner.
Unfortunately, this will require a small expenditure on your part (if you decide to go through with this). Youýll need to go to Radio Shack and get a little device that hooks your phone to a tape recorder. This will allow you to tape the interviews Iým going to ask you to do.
I must point out that while Federal law allows you to tape record calls as long as one party knows theyýre being recorded (that party being you), some states–California for instanceýobserve different laws. In those states, both parties must be aware of the tape recorder.
If thatýs the case, you can just flat out tell them that youýre recording the call (ýmy machine records all phone conversations but Iým required to tell you.ý).
After the interview, youýll transcribe it and send in the finished piece.
Remember, the point of these interviews is to be funny and if possible, reveal some silliness regarding a companyýs products, ads, or policies.
Iýll then post your interview on T-Nation and see how itýs perceived.
If you agree to do this, Iýll send you the assignment along with a sample question or two.