Monday, November 16, 2020.
Terrible day. Or rather, night. My lazy ass procrastinated and my lazy brain didn’t think things through. Gym was gonna close at 11 pm, as it always does on weekdays. I thought “okay, I’ll arrive there at 8 pm and have a whole three hours to finish my workout.” Things didn’t go as planned.
I was gonna drive to the gym but couldn’t find my key until I eventually found it inside my damn pocket. That delay caused me to arrive at the gym at 8:15 instead. Still salvageable, right? Yeah. Instead, I composed a silly philosophy joke to impress my MMORPG friends with in some distant future I don’t even know will arrive or not. I entered the gym at 8:30. Surprise: Squat rack was occupied. Instead of immediately moving upstairs for the less glamorous squat racks that were just as good, I sat down to text my friends about trivial stuff and hoped the ladies using the grand, awesome squat rack would get done in their workout soon. And then my friend arrived…
We moved upstairs for the open squat racks. I socialized with him instead of going to the other squat rack to start my workout. At about 9 pm, he started with his warm up. I finally went to the other squat rack to do my own. I looked at the time. One hour wasted. Fine, fine. Gonna do my squat workout, which will last an hour, and then do other stuff. Time is now limited but I’ll do what I can. It’s fine. My program is flexible so I can salvage it by catching up on other days. It’s fine…
Almost two hours later, I finished my last set of squats… Which was the twelfth. No time for the much-needed back workout and the clean-pulls and the overhead presses.
I’m an idiot.
Here’s the squat workout I did…
385 pounds for 12 sets of 1 rep. Basically, twelve “singles” as they call it. The very fact that I didn’t anticipate how long that workout will take is testament to how I’m an incel among true Chads like Kdjohn and T3hPwnisher. I’m not saying that to flatter anybody, I’m just telling the truth.
I can’t let this silliness happen again.
@kdjohn
(EDIT: I’m not sure if editing a post and adding a tag to someone will actually tag the person or it’d have to be a new post, but here it is if it’s the former. KDJohn, I referred to you. Please tell me if it’s offensive or not.)