Have You Ever Beta Orbited a Girl

Dammit @polo77j you beat me to it.

Ooo oo I know this one … uhm…it was … the

fuck what was it??

uhm … oh yea , the gig economy … no no no … that was not it … it was the horizon!! no no … let’s see … then he called me a dipshit … uhmm

you know what … I’m not sure what he meant by that I’m still waiting on an explanation as well … but I am confident it will be well researched and clearly communicated with citations and graphs … and oh boy will it be a great explanation …

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Please can we not do this.

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Bullshit. That can’t happen. Everyone knows the earth is flat.

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Exactly what a hamster would say.

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True true … but the universe is a sphere

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My understanding is that the world is a vampire.

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That is not a reference I expected from you for some reason.

sent to draaaaaaaaiiinnn

secret destroyer

holds you up to the flammee

man that dude’s voice is so grating but that’s such a great song

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I cannot emphasize enough how much I grew up in the 90s.

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I was able to nail the vocal tone to ‘Disarm’ exactly one time.

That I sang it a cappella probably made it that much more unenjoyable for my friends I put through the ordeal.

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Disturbed chicks in the 90s loved SP. That’s how I got into them lol. Cherub Rock was such a good jamming song.

HAHAHA

I think ‘Today’ has the most potential for annoying people when sung acappella.

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They made more money than 4 Non Blondes. SAD!

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Holy shit yeah that would be bad, but I think easier to pull of tonally. Something about the whisper singing is real tough to pull off.

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earlier you were talking about how young men are the ones struggling to get good girls. you also said that men are visual, and women want other things like status.

Now you’re talking about marginally older, or less attractive, guys having issues.

Where are you really trying to go with this?

And as a side note, my last girlfriend was 6 years younger than me. And I generally attract girls in their 20’s pretty easily (I’m 35). The situation you just described is decidedly NOT the modern female. If anything, it’s the opposite, as almost every woman I meet in her 20’s tells me they mostly go for guys who are older, oftentimes much older.

Your boy is just probably ugly. Is he bald?

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This made me spit out my Jimmy Johns sandwich lol.

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lol glad you approve.

and it’s kind of funny that I’m asking that, as I spent most of the last 5 years with a shaved head, and women generally liked it. BUT I also know that bald on me is not the same as bald on others.
I’m more picturing the fat, sad accountant he described earlier. With a bald head.

EDIT: I’m also starting to think Greenguy is actually a fat sad accountant. With a bald head.

Hey! I resemble that remark! Oh, wait, I still have a hot wife who is 5 years younger than me… Never mind, carry on.

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hahahhaahaha how did I know you’d chime in???

As recently as last September, I was bald, lol. I think bald only really works if a) you have facial hair, b) you’re black, or c) you’re really fucking good looking. The lender I’ve used for my last 3 or 4 home loans is bald with no facial hair, but pulls it off spectacularly well. Relatively young guy too, maybe 2 years older than me.

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