Damn straight.
He answers the age old question: what do I need to do in order to have something pretty to stick my dick in? The answer being that you should aim to be incredibly talented, good looking and extremely rich. Then you can have an array of pretty things and your life will be complete.
One out of three ain’t bad!
@pfury
yup! but normal dudes will be fed bullshit like “you need to be a caring loving man that respects women”
but we all here know the truth. women have no morals.
Jesus, you came back here hateful as ever. You hate anecdotes involving celebrities, but use them frequently. Leo’s list of girlfriends makes you think, “women have no morals”, and some homeless dude makes you think “oh, the plight of men everywhere.”
you gonna cry? go ahead, cry for me. show me your tears.
people are so hateful, I know. let it out.
I mean, I’m not the one being oppressed by a physically disadvantaged demographic…
How is that bullshit? Normal dudes don’t have the millions of dollars he had to compensate for being a fat ugly douche. And his relationships don’t last. Obviously even that money isn’t enough.
Some women sure. Not sure why you’re going on about outliers when you keep talking about normal and average.
I’m pretty sure it’s his choice they don’t last, considering he keeps cycling back to 25 and under.
I just find it funny, that’s all. There’s no reason why anyone should get angry about my viewpoints when women don’t give a fuck when a guy is double their age as long as they have money and fame.
“I really do not think men are asked that question when they turn 30,” she told German outlet RTL, according to translations. “So I’m not going to answer that now.”
Typical. Hey swift, you dumb imbecile, it’s because women have a reproduction clock shorter than men. You can’t give birth in your sixties. The guy should have had balls and pointed that out to her.
What a time to be alive.
A guy in a German channel would never ever have the balls to say anything like it. Have you ever been there?
Women took over Germany. Men sit down to pee nowadays. In most relationships the guy is basically an assistant for the Frau.
Edit: But then there’s like guys in Biker clubs like the Bandidos and Hells Angels. Now those guys aren’t pussywhipped but on the other hand they’re sexist assholes, yet they have a bunch of women orbiting them, a lot of them way better looking than those fat bearded fucks.
At whose houses were pretty much all of them eating? People who cook well, or poorly? In what sorts of restaurants are they eating after suffering through their - relatives? Airbnb owners? - crap cooking? Good restaurants?
I mean, there were parts of France where I don’t imagine I’d get the kinds of foods I ate in the nicer parts of Paris, and while I ate the best food of my life in Tuscany, not all of it was excellent. I love Mexican and Indian food, but they developed their tastes for spice to combat the taste of food going bad. Spicy cuisines are found in warmer climates for that reason.
I don’t know where you are, and America is not alone in having this advantage, but we’re a big county with a great deal of space, which lends itself to cattle. Australia and parts of Latin America as well (Brazil, maybe?), but I think the US is the largest exporter of beef in the world. I’ll admit that some of my impressions may have come from living in Texas, which is the US’s largest producer of beef. I currently live two doors down from a small beef farm, and live in an area that prizes locally sourced food (as Tuscany does), so while prices are higher, food tends to be very fresh, at least during the growing season. During the winter, I have the grocery store, with its food from everywhere. Tomatoes suck, but pretty much everything else is fine.
@dagill2, it’s funny to me that conversations you’ve had with other people indicated that the food is crap, but your own experience was different. Does that not give you pause?
Also, piggy-backing on @SkyzykS and @pfury’s comments about knowing where to go, possibly knowing what you’re looking for regionally is key. Again, we’re a big country, and both palates and resources vary. It’s clam chowder in Boston, a hole-in-the-wall Mexican dive or good steak in Fort Worth, etc.
I’m not harshing on the foods found in other countries, I’ve enjoyed eating my way around, and each country has their thing (except maybe Ireland, but could be I was missing something). I’m only saying that it’s silly in the extreme to suggest that America is not coming correct with its food. It is.
Monterey! They do Boston clam chowder in a sour dough bowl out there that is amazing. It’s that Northern California yeast variety that just doesn’t happen anywhere else.
Then theres the shrooms stuff. I could go on all day about that. Gotta control my inner Forrest Gump.
Nah. Just can’t do it. We got morels, chanterelle (several kinds…)…
I like to think that only the 25 and under crowd is dumb enough to think his money makes it worth it. Seems more logical
Nobody is angry about your viewpoints. It’s mostly pity and humor.
What you mean is, women don’t care about age as long as the man brings other attributes to the table that they care about.
AKA, what everyone has been saying the entire thread. Improve yourself and finding a SO is easy.
My wife and I have a list of 3 celebrities each that if we have a legitimate chance to bang, we get a free pass. Leo’s her #1. Little does she know his cutoff age is 25, and she’s 35! Muahaha. Also, Jennifer Aniston has been in my top 3 for a superhuman amount of time.
Jennifer fucking Aniston? That shoe face? Now this explains everything about you! Your wife should smack you in the mouth for such thinking.
Well… I find myself sitting to pee these days lol. That’s because of phone browsing addiction, not because I don’t want to pee on the seat because FUCK THEM! They need to know that peeing standing up is hard. They think what? That we don’t hold our dicks? That we just let it fly? Women are so dumb. Clearly, if it was that easy no one would pee on the toilet seats.
But anyways, yeah what is up with Germany? Are women running everything over there these days? I feel for you.
@EmilyQ the best steak I ever had was in Argentina, and in Spain. The U.S is still really good with steak, but it will set you back at least $100.
Dude, you won’t even post a picture of your water-bloated torso on an anonymous forum, I’m not sure you’re exactly killing things in the looks department.
I’m the least misogynistic person you’ve ever met. I have tremendous love for women. Yuuuuuuge.
Shhhh. I’m on a diet.
Transforming from Water Man ----> Dry Man
In breve.
We need a new thread called “Ask Germany!” where people can ask Germany stuff like “What’s up with all of that fisting and stuff?”
Or “How about that pissing thing?” and Germany can answer all of our questions, cuz it’s not millions of people, it’s just one big Germany.
My 6 year old has a more educated and well formed view of the world than GB.
Ivana Trump married Rossano Rubicondi in 2008 when she was 59 years old and he was 36. The marriage ended in less than a year. Trump was married three times previously. Her second husband was Donald Trump.
All I can say is that birds of a feather flock together. And you’re a member of this cringe-worthy flock, @greenboy, or desire to be. But no, I’m not mad at all.
Honestly, this sums it up.
Okay, this is messed up, and also a messed up thing to say. They do New England clam chowder better in Monterey than in Boston? Dude. Dude.
I got crippling shin splints running in Monterey because I’d just come off some sort of injury, but couldn’t stop at a reasonable distance. It was just so beautiful and everything was just waking up and coming to life when I was out there. Add in the eternally perfect weather of that place, and it was sublimely pleasant. But eat chowder there? No, there are better things to do with bread (and wine) in that place.
In other beta-orbiting news, my husband went to a Memorial Day parade this morning in the small town next to ours, which I skipped to work out. We were putting together some lunch when he notified me that I’d missed a very moving speech by the Reverend Whoever. I’ve been to several of these parades (town population 2K or so), so I’m familiar with the quality of the speeches, but at any rate, he started telling me the story of a woman bringing flowers to a cemetery somewhere and he had to stop TWICE to gather himself! The second time he went all the way out to the backyard to check on the tar he was heating for the roof, and when he came back in was AGAIN too choked up to tell the story. OMG, I thought I was going to die of love by the time he got it out (generational sacrifice). I would have been rolling my eyes and Snopesing the whole thing, but he’s a sweeter person than I.
Let the gold-digging 24-year-olds have Leo DiCaprio, and he them. Who cares? Finding a good person is the real prize.
